Hydrashok158
After Obama's two terms in office, the US military was not what it once was.
arm66
The first of President Bush's "MILITARY AID FOR GEORGIA" arrived today to the dissapointment of UN members and to the surprise of residents of Savannah.
Hamper
"I'll need six coconuts, some bamboo, a tube of Crest toothpaste, a box of nails and a straight blade screwdriver. I'll have it rolling in an hour." --MacGuyver
Boonehams
"I said to send it out to fight our ENEMIES, not ANEMONES. Dammit, Bill, WTF?"
Yarock
After spending their thousands of years under the ocean, the mech-crabs began their invasion. Unfortunately they forgot to bring the Rust-Off
iantendo
The strange thing is that inside there's a Japanese soldier still waiting to receive the signal to retreat.
Nikker
Winning Craption here I come. So...I am furiously masturbating this thing, wich makes more sense than scientology and is looking for its father...he is dressed up in red and lives in a glass box...who is actually Shayanamalalan!!!
Patrickivan
The hermit crab looking for its new shell wanted a little firepower to take care of all the other crabs making fun of him. Look out you little buggers!
maple_man
And that's how I got fired from my job as a valet parking attendant after only one day.
geniuswaitress
Once you see the pictures from the other angle, it's obviously a dog carcass.
Hamper
"Dammit Nelson, I was given an order to hold Omaha Beach until I heard otherwise and that's what I intend to do. I don't care what year it is."
TheSicilian
Before George Bush was fighter pilot in the National Guard he was a tank commander.
fallenchipmunk
After much encouragement, the special ed tanks make their landing on Normandy Beach.
Patrickivan
Prime Minister Harper's conservative government plans to buy nothing but the best for Canada's military. The new tanks just need a little paint and they're good to go!
Noisewater
What do you mean I needed a new air filter?!!? I only brought it in for an oil change!
kisujede
"No sir, I'm sorry. You can't enter this into the Olympics, no matter how good it is at wrestling. Yes, I am aware that it is piloted by humans. No sir, I do not care that it has never been pinned."
geniuswaitress
"Ferris, it doesn't matter how long we run it in reverse, my Dad is gonna lose his shit."
Leaf
The incident that led to the removal of beans from the menu of all U.S. nuclear submarines...
AdamDavidAllen
oh look, it's a prop from Indiana Jones 47. You all know that one, it is where space aliens come down and fuck Indy while he tries to find his missing Geritol. what a great movie
colin_in_sick
Private Linder's idea to replace the fire extinguisher with a can of spraypaint was not met with the laughter he expected.
feckingXXdance
OH MY GOD! The aliens are coming! And they know internet slang! The horror!!!
Patrickivan
"LET THE MASTURBATION COMMENTS COMENCE, fuckers. Submitted by: meathooksodomy" I'm jerking off right now! WOO HOO!!! oh crap- all over the keyboard :-(
Hamper
When the tide is out, the sand reveals the results of the Polish army's attempt to create a submarine corps.
phreesh
Josh adjusted his mask, checked his weapons and got comfortable. The coral would come. The coral would come.
hoodafa-kizit
Looks like Detroit is only making a few minor changes to its line of cars this year....
Hwkeye
After some bad intelligence, America lauched full scale attacks on the sea, in the poorly planned 'WTF Campaign'.
kisujede
"Alright, Gus, we made out of the bank with the cash! Is the getaway sub still waiting for us near the beach?" "Come on, who are you kidding? I told you guys I set this plan into motion years ago. We have nothing to worry about."
TheBeard
Even though the 'Tankopus' was on the endangered species list, it still made its way to the shore to tempt the beast.
dazam
After people got wise the beach towels on the sun lounger trick, the Germans went back to their old ways
tweekmunch
la guerre est-elle terminée encore ? translated from french: "Is the war over yet?"
PhantomCheezit
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang had come so far.....why had they forsaken him now.....why......
fushheads
Even after over 60 years remnants of the french military retreat still remain.
azore24
Years after the n00b wars, remnants of old WTF class tanks would be found. These warmachines were used by both sides to gun down hordes of pasty-faced ten year olds with its single machine gun.
meathooksodomy
Ok all you god-damn motherfuckers, I’m going to beat you all to the punch: This picture makes me want to scull fuck a clown as he sticks a jagged baseball bat up his ass; while he takes a full load of cum in his mouth and masturbates to beheaded mid
Noisewater
David was stumped. In all his years of labeling things, he had never found something that had him so frustrated. He reacted accordingly.
meathooksodomy
Ok motherfuckers, I’m going to beat you all to the punch: This picture makes me want to scull fuck a clown as he sticks a jagged baseball bat up his ass; while he takes a full load of cum in his mouth and masturbates to beheaded midget porn…
opethian
It took many attempts before the designers figured out that tanks work more efficently on dry land and with tracks.
Ken Buddha
Little did private Wayne Tanner Futterman know that his existential grafitti in the moment of his demise would become internet banter six decades on.
ppitchfork
Uwe Boll's version of D-day didn't quite pack the same punch as Spielberg's...
English_humour
The french nuclear tests in the aisan pacific, had some some f*cking scary side effects on the local crab population
kisujede
"I don't know, Joe. I swear, the propellers are turned on. We're just not moving." "Are you sure? Let me look at the controls." "See? The light says ON."
Kent007
And that’s why they don't allow dogs on the beach especially not great big red ones
kidtatious
The juxtaposition is wonderful....oh shut up! You don't even know what that word means.
Hamper
My dad found one of those with a metal detector once. He had a bitch of a time getting it into the Beetle.
tjoister
The French amphibious tank wasn't as successful as the military experts had hoped.
Miffet
Hey man, thanks for letting me borrow your boat for my frat party. Sorry I scratched it a little, I think it's still good.
Bell110
I think the real question is "HTF?", as in, "How the FUCK did this thing wash up on shore?"
Leaf
Laying in the sand just beyond the head of the Statue of Liberty, this is what Charlton Heston was really upset about at the end of Planet of the Apes!!
DickeMan
Sir, the satellite has returned from orbit. The good news is it proves there's intelligent life. The bad news is...I think they're mocking us.
dandaman
You know it's horrible when the Cracked team literally sees a Craption written all over this thing.
davesarecool
They Blew it up. Damn you, damn you all to... WTF where is the statue of liberty.
lethys
BREAKING NEWS! Someone from ABC leaked pictures of the mysterious mechanical woods creature from LOST.
CreepyOldMan
The latest French tank designs would offer as much protection as the old ones....
natejones
Mere feet away, to the surprise and aggravation of onlookers, there was an even rustier vessel with the word "FIRST"
natejones
It was a different time for sea-worthy folk. Gone were ship names that struck fear in the hearts of men. Even Captain Nemo broke down, renaming the Nautilus, "L33T, U R so gay, Pwner of noobs."
Papashah
Well, in the spirit of the Beijing olympics, I'm just going to point out that reading right to left, it would say "FTW". Though nature disagrees.
CatAtomic
During the first stage of the battleship's life cycle, it hatches from the egg and crawls back into the sea.
iambassman107
This satellite was sent by the whales to study why the hell they keep getting beached. They will never recover the data.
kareokie
You would think that by listing things like "walks on the beach" as an interest she would have posted a better picture of herself... but thats craigslist for you.
_Phoenix_
Somewhere, deep beneath the years of corrosion and sewage, was an emblem reading Uganda National Navy. WTF indeed.
Canadianbacon
After finding his new shell, noone on the beach would ever tease Jimmy the hermit crab again...
kisujede
After thorough analysis of the spacecraft, scientists had determined that the alien beings had been studying human language.
clyde_m
"We will CHOKE off the Strait if you try anything funny," says President Ahmadinejad when their new Russian-designed billion-dollar border defense went operational.
kisujede
Now that the Kazakhstan forces had arrived on US soil, former General Borat had a heart wrenching decision to make.
KGB
In SOVIET RUSSIA, tank... Eh... Well, I tried everything. This picture is just not funny.
monkey_marshal
When there is no more room in hell, the rusted crap from the sea will walk the earth!
kisujede
Unfortunately, despite the cybernetic enhancements, Dr. Vancer's robo-whales still had not overcome the beaching problem.
KGB
Once, this rusty machine was a Transformer. Yes, I indeed have my hand in the crotch already. WOOOOO!
missmarcilyn
"Well, what do you think about our boat?" "I feel I need a tetanus shot just from looking at it. The only thing holding it together… are the bird droppings, sir."
Roscoe
Although HMS WTF was eventually decommissioned, she forever had a place in the hearts of the enraged cockney Oompa-Loompas that had comprised her crew.
2noame
Abandoned by Tom Hanks and left for dead, Wilson finally finds the means for sweet vengeance washed up on the island.
colin_in_sick
Decades later, Nikolai's cryptic message would achieve worldwide recognition on the information superhighway.
ajp1015
And you thought you had no fucking clue what was happening on Lost now.....just wait till this next season!!!!!
keithcsegovia
Autobots!!! This is the last time you guys are takin a dump in my side of the beach!!! Starscream, fly around and throw it somewhere not here.
arm66
The Wookies were miffed big time. Yoda had lied. The Jedi council never did return to Kashyyk to clean up the mess from their stupid clone war.
mr.mccool
i am masterbating. i am caressing my penis. i am licking my bumhole. i am caressing my bumhole and licking my penis. WOO MASTERBATION
OxySnake
You know that little trick I learned in Nam'? This is what happens when you use it during a time of peace.
phreesh
Gunter drummed his fingers on the control panel for about the millionth time. Where they hell was the fifth army?
phreesh
Upon its arrival, Dave immediately regretted his internet purchase of the 'vintage, steel-hulled yacht, WTF?'
SUPERNAUT44
As much as Iron Man loved long walks on the beach, the blind date that Magneto set up just did not interest him
superpoop
"Yeah, we saw SO may dead crabs on the beach. . . OH, and we saw a dead Mangler, it was freaky."
smash360
An alien probe lands in the Pacific Ocean and crawls on the ocean floor for 8,000 miles to the shore. Sees a gay pride parade, utters those three magical letters, and self-destructs.
smash360
The "WTF?" bot: Cracked's super computer responsible for most of their articles.
jcarl
Only the decaying remanants of wars fought long ago remain of the once great ice planet of Hoth, global warming increased exponentially after the imperials took over. Alas the rebellion did not come soon enough to save the indigenous Wampa. Damn y
superpoop
Han Solo's cryogenic chamber washes ashore and is now home to the most Star Wars Weddings in history.
PhantomCheezit
The sea-monkey general starred at the mission report with dread....graffiti!!!...our only weakness!.... but how...how did they know....
PhantomCheezit
The General of the Sea-Monkey armada stared at the mission report with dread. "Graffiti!!!!.....our only weakness!!!...but how.....how did they know...."
lilbuggz
it's back but we are ready put all butter on your building before it climbs back on
shwagy
Hancock had just finished throwing the giant Whale back into the ocean, when embarassment set in. The Whale wasn't stranded on the beach, he was mounting a Giant Vibrator...*awkward* (wtf...Whale Testicle Fondler)
superpoop
What Would Jesus DO!? Jesus would write WTF on an old rusty tank, THATS what Jesus would do.
superpoop
One of the many cursed cast members of Poltergeist. This is what remains of little Billy's braces.
superpoop
Scientology! Masterbation! Diarrhea! Michael Jackson! Michael BAY! Some Movie Sequel! WTF!?
Thermador
Titanic's abortion baby, William Titanic Floater, was not quite as boyant as his mother.
DrScroats
The sad truth is that many baby turtles never even make it to the water, but are left to rot ashore
colin_in_sick
I spend sixteen years wishing and praying for a boat, and I get THIS. God is a bastard.
colby_park
The army's "rusty object" camo worked so well that not even they could tell what it was.
feckingXXdance
OH MY GOD! The aliens are coming! And they know how to use irritating internet slang! The horror!!
Jenna_Tullwortz
Optimus Pri*OOF!* *choke* *retch* OK, OK, but you didn't have to kick me in the balls!
2Bornot
Polution of our waters? Global Warning? WTF? "I am not aware of any of these problems" said President Bush.
CavalierX
This must be one of the alien tanks from "Signs" that we didn't actually get to see.
Gann
In a move that surprised everybody, global warming actually ended the war on terror.
Tezzle
Oh my God...I'm back...I'm home...All the time...We finally REALLY did it...YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!...DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!
szad
"...but still, one of the strangest creatures living on the Galapagos Islands is that crab, simply called WTF (wtfeiscus galapagoensis)."
abc
Is this a preview for the next season of LOST? because I am so sick of that show not making sense: WTF indeed.
Wazula
Looks pretty rusty. That might be a challenge for other household cleaners... but not for CILLIT BANG!
hijodela
Result of the guy who ate an airplane William Henry Frost. He was so proud of his bowel movement he initialled it
hijodela
Result of the guy who ate an airplane William Thomas Frost. He was so proud of his bowel movement that he initialled it so no one else could take credit for it.
nirot
A cut-scene from Castaway in which Tom Hanks does what any of us would after a month of being stranded; waste the energy shaping a implement strong enough to carve steel, and promptly use it to scribble WTF? on everything in sight while humming Chris
zombiehunter
After a night of drinking Beatle Baily woke up to the sound of waves crashing on the beach. He remembered very little of the night before.
mike66
Saturday August 11th 2010. President Barack HUSSEIN Obama welcomes the U.S. Navy's newest warship the U.S.S. Carter
Wholeshoe
"Wheres The French" U.S. Soldiers came flabbergasted when landing on the beaches of Normandy to find only Germans, who for some reason kicked all the French off their beaches.
darcywood
thomas the tank finally retired to Florida, Gods waiting room, gazing towards the horizon, remembering how Monty the Dump Truck treated him like his Bitch.
darcywood
Thomas the Tank finally retired to Florida, Gods waiting room, gazing towards the horizon, remembering the days Monty the Dump Truck treated him like a Bitch.
RicanHavocATL
"Went Too Far?" was all the dying amphibious tank commander could convey to the people whose ship he tried to save when they sent an "SOS" message to his crew, three weeks earlier...
plinko
Yes son, that's some big, freakin' rusty old sea shell you found there! No, you can't take it home!
plinko
Sadly, the Transformer's body was found decomposing at a remote island in the pacific. Which Transformer Friend? Is yet to be determined.
EddieBrock412
Why search the Internet for fascinating Craption pictures when you can spray paint WTF? on a pile of scrap metal and then call it good?
darcywood
From that day on Junky vowed to never pass out on the beach again, leaving any opportunity for his buddies to play the funny tan line trick.
manbat
...and after they blew up that beached whale, all that remained was the empty capsule of Expedition WTF covered in entrails.
cutslasher
"Will This Fail?" was probably not the best strategy for floating tanks to Iraq...
orangemtl
Some felt that the French Military Power monument was insufficient---and yet it was somehow appropriate, particularly since it was typically surrounded by paunchy German sunbathers in Speedos.
RedCricket
The dude from Dick's wasn't fucking around this Monofilament Fishing Line is the bomb!
Ranger
IN THE NEWS: Rosie O'Donnell faces stiff fines yet again from the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) for the improper disposal of her IUDs (one such infraction seen here)... more details at: www.NeilsNotes.com
LucaStefan
It was winter 1942. No one was quite sure how the German tank ended up on the beach, or why half of it was missing. However they were all thinking the exact same thing, and in a moment of brilliance and foresight, an internet phenomenon was born.
sonjuro197
So I was swimming at the bottom of the ocean when a giant squid said it would come in handy. When I got to surface, I noticed he was right!
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