Other Craptions

I am masturbating to this. Furiously.

It is way too early in the morning for me to look at this sort of shit.

The question is no longer "Who are you going to call?" ... It's "What the fuck will you call it?"

The Stay Puft Evangelist spreads the word. DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS.

Tim Burton's design for a Christmas float didn't go over well with the general public.

Who you gonna call? The police. Seriously, call the police.

When Dan Aykroyd runs for President...

OK M Night Shyamalan is just getting lazy now.

Where the HELL did you guys get a picture of my tatoo!?!?!

To keep kids off the streets, the NYPD decided to just scare the shit out of them.

Look ma. A mexican's dashboard exploded out onto the street!

Warning: Don't give Dr. Suess acid.

Everyone assumed that the ghost with all the hot dogs all over him was slimer.... sadly, it was actually Dan Akroyd...

This parade, of course reminds of the very beginning of American culture, when the big fat white man buggered lady liberty for all she was worth.

If there's something strange, in the neighborhood? Yeah... this...

Since masturbating seems to get votes NO MATTER WHAT, I think I might finger my butthole to this. oh yeah, FURIOUSLY

George Bush sends relief to those neighborhoods hit hardest by the current state of the economy.

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!

The marshmellow man is fucking the statue. The statue is fucking the car. The car is fucking the tractor. This truly is art at its finest.

I still think Sigourney Weaver should have got naked in that movie.

I can't come up with a funny caption for this. It's just too fucking awesome.

Ron Paul's Presidential motorcade.

What if the "something strange, in your neighborhood" is the Ghostbusters themselves? Who ya gonna call then?

Part of Picasso's lesser known 'Ghostbusters' period.

Hey honey, you'll never guess what I got at Rick Moranis' garage sale.

The new ride at Universal Studios: Bill Murray's Acid Trip

Man, some of the stuff Da Vinci predicted is just spookily dead-on.

There were no survivors.

I ain't afraid of no art exhibit.

ALL YOUR STREET FESTIVAL ARE BELONG TO US.

If that is what a gay parade looks like... ...call me Ms.Fabulous!!!

I know this is cracked and all...is anyone else tired of the "masturbating" craptions? Its not funny anymore, move on.

Oh, great. The 405 is backed up again.

Damnit! You're early!

If there's something strange, in your neighbourhood.. it's probably this thing

The world's demise ended up being a lot lamer than advertised.

It is now official... Everything I held as innocent and dear as a child has been totally sodomized with a meat hook... Thank you Cracked, you sons-of-bitches!

Unknown to most people, Norman Rockwell went through a "Fuck America" period.

The Stay Puft Marshmallow man is back!! And this time he has rocket launchers for fingers!!!... for some reason....

Few people know that Hunter S. Thompson's final act was to design a parade float that illustrated exactly what was on his mind.

Look who's on the float! It's genius waitress, Ed Gein, K Twig, megaweege, iantendo and the rest! And diarrhea is striking!

Movie producers finally drew a chalk outline around the franchise when the Ghostbusters 3 promotional parade drew merely 6 super fans

Fuck it, I'm going back to Uganda.

WE'RE AMERICAN!! And THIS is the greatest thing we could think of doing with our freedom!

Maybe I just woke up wrong, but it seems to me that this just isn't funny and can generate no humor. For example, the craption with the most laughs is someone whacking their baby carrot to this. Shame on everyone. Including me for giving a shit.

The last time I saw an image like this I woke up in a cold sweat.

The manager at Famous Footwear was not amused. Re-routed traffic from the parade had caused Rick Moranis to be nearly an hour late for work.

It's the Lord's travelling circus of enlightment! Praise Scientology! Kneel before the lord!

When R.Crumb meets R.Dumb.