jmble
Almost 25 years later, Ernie Hudson still decorates his car to remind people that he was the other guy in Ghostbusters.
hoodafa-kizit
The question is no longer "Who are you going to call?" ... It's "What the fuck will you call it?"
Yarock
Tim Burton's design for a Christmas float didn't go over well with the general public.
KingMarkI
To keep kids off the streets, the NYPD decided to just scare the shit out of them.
Leaf
Everyone assumed that the ghost with all the hot dogs all over him was slimer.... sadly, it was actually Dan Akroyd...
Micktrex
This parade, of course reminds of the very beginning of American culture, when the big fat white man buggered lady liberty for all she was worth.
Tenacious_B
Since masturbating seems to get votes NO MATTER WHAT, I think I might finger my butthole to this. oh yeah, FURIOUSLY
Patrickivan
The marshmellow man is fucking the statue. The statue is fucking the car. The car is fucking the tractor. This truly is art at its finest.
thatdrunkdude
George Bush sends relief to those neighborhoods hit hardest by the current state of the economy.
colin_in_sick
I can't come up with a funny caption for this. It's just too fucking awesome.
Jeepster
What if the "something strange, in your neighborhood" is the Ghostbusters themselves? Who ya gonna call then?
johnndisco
I know this is cracked and all...is anyone else tired of the "masturbating" craptions? Its not funny anymore, move on.
Ken Buddha
Few people know that Hunter S. Thompson's final act was to design a parade float that illustrated exactly what was on his mind.
Leaf
The Stay Puft Marshmallow man is back!! And this time he has rocket launchers for fingers!!!... for some reason....
AdamDavidAllen
It is now official... Everything I held as innocent and dear as a child has been totally sodomized with a meat hook... Thank you Cracked, you sons-of-bitches!
KevinG
Movie producers finally drew a chalk outline around the franchise when the Ghostbusters 3 promotional parade drew merely 6 super fans
Jeepster
WE'RE AMERICAN!! And THIS is the greatest thing we could think of doing with our freedom!
Jeepster
Look who's on the float! It's genius waitress, Ed Gein, K Twig, megaweege, iantendo and the rest! And diarrhea is striking!
MAPip
Maybe I just woke up wrong, but it seems to me that this just isn't funny and can generate no humor. For example, the craption with the most laughs is someone whacking their baby carrot to this. Shame on everyone. Including me for giving a shit.
eu_sunt_acela
My mom took me to a shrink after she found this drawing in my diary. I was 5. And now, I have sex with random sheep.
KGB
It's the Lord's travelling circus of enlightment! Praise Scientology! Kneel before the lord!
geniuswaitress
The Parapsychological Association thought a little publicity would make people take them seriously.
colin_in_sick
The manager at Famous Footwear was not amused. Re-routed traffic from the parade had caused Rick Moranis to be nearly an hour late for work.
meathooksodomy
Fuck it, Fuck all of you motherfuckers... i'll say what we are all GOD DAMN thinking of.... we want to print this page off and rub are genitals over it all day....
colby_park
"I think something may have been lost in the translation...I was expecting 72 virgins."
crowlord
As always the French entry into the 2008 Carnival was bang up to date with pop culture.
ajp1015
After much review, Dan Aykroyd's design for the 9/11 Tribute Tower turned out to be just a subliminal DVD advertisement.
Leaf
Increasingly desperate, Dan Akroyd decided to release a combination of two of his biggest hits. And so we got "Driving Miss Daisy 2: To hell and back!!"
Bell110
It may have taken 25 years, Ghostbusters finally got a float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Tezzle
This definitely makes me want to give those other Ghost Busters with the gorilla another chance.
Gr3m1in
With this thing on the loose, the danger isn't in crossing the streams, it's in crossing the road.
qseal00
Dude, I was ok with the Ghostbusters themed wedding, I even ok'd the jumpsuits with the names sewn in for the groomsmen, but there is no fucking way me and my wife are driving away in that fucking limo.
_Phoenix_
Though terrifying as the painting was, the reality from which it was drawn is much, much worse.
monkey_marshal
What! You have to stop when a pedestrian is on a pelican crossing! I dont care who your trying to "BUST"!
Patrickivan
"I am masturbating to this. Furiously. Submitted by: eu_sunt_acela" You know what? Me Too!!!
KGB
The new League of Mexico wasn't well recieved when it reached the US, and it was often called, by it's haters, 'Plagarism'.
_Phoenix_
"We salute you, mister terrifying-concoction-of-a-comedy-classic-parade-float driver..."
iantendo
When Ernie Hudson bought a new car people started to accuse him of milking his Ghostbusters appearance
missmolly
Brandon was on his way to his dealer's house...but he was grateful that the truck had saved him a whole lot of money.
davoyeahdude
FOX News is pleased to bring to you fair and balanced journalism, from reliable sources... "The streets of Baghdad are one never ending party, and Iraqi support for American occupation is up by a huge 410%..."
davoyeahdude
"Uh, Hi, we're hear about the ghoul problem"... "Oh yeah, they're just right over there... Hey, wait, you guys aren't the Ghostbusters..." "Oh, they couldn't make it... no, we're the Ghoul-Subduers"
davoyeahdude
America tried to prove that their monsters where as menacing and iconic as the Japanese. And prove it they did not...
grantsean
I was going to say the Mexican Pride Parade shouldn't have been held on Halloween but it'll just get deleted anyway.
Indigo_Dingo
This is what happens when the Voodoo priests get a say in planning Mardi Gras
geniuswaitress
Calvin lost his job with GM when it was discovered that his designs were just not quite marketable.
Stretch
So apparantly the National Endowment for the Arts just gives cash to anyone for painting anything
Noisewater
This makes complete sense. You've got to pull out all the stops on the monsters when you realize none of the actors are funny anymore.
TheBeard
Christopher Nolan directs the new ghostbusters movie... marshmallow mam commits suicide after filming ends.
makmoer
Only when the first rain drops fell, did Bob realize that he forgot the cement in the mix for his sand sculpture.
bronas
As we rejoin the parade... WTF is the Stay Puft man raping Lady Liberty?? I gotta be trippin' balls...
DrTom
What the Sistine Chapel ceiling would have looked like if Michaelangelo had taken acid.
Drknowledge
They didn't want Akroyd to ride on the float, they just wanted him to drive the tractor..and he accepted!
cutslasher
After the prison-like rape-age from an overstuffed marshmallow, the Statue of Liberty was never the same again.
Wicket
I hold in a raging pee to get in early and write a craption for a wacky picture and this is what I get? I've seen wackier.
eu_sunt_acela
Diarheea finally stroke, but in order for Michael to get to a bathroom he had to overcome his hate for the Ghostbusters.
Barney
Damn, we just missed the "Sodomy and Nazi" float. It's ok we'll catch it next year.
KGB
"LOOOK OVEEEEER THEREEE!!!!!!!!!!!1" "No way man. I fell once for your trick, I'm not gonna fall again. There's no fuckin' way I turn to see Marshmellow friggin' Man so you can steal my watch and wallet once again. No fucking w..." "IT'S THE END OF
monkey_marshal
Thats wierd the first thing i could think of was Wonder Woman getting GangBanged by The JLA!
anonym
you know, somehow i think this new ghostbusters movie isn't going to be so great..
kidtatious
Ok there is really something strange in my neighborhood. No who am I gonna call?
iantendo
the gay pride parade was never the same again after Slimer and The Marshmallow man outed themselves as lovers.
davoyeahdude
The actors that were rejected for the role of The Joker in the latest Batman installment take their disapointment to the streets.
davoyeahdude
"Good Lord Captain! The Irish have kidnapped the Statue Of Liberty! What are we going to do" "There's only one thing to do... Naylor, fetch me the hose." "But Captain, they're-" "Dammit Kid, just fetch me the hose..."
mr.mccool
If theres something strange, in the neighborhood, and it dont look good, who you gonna call? A phyciatrist!
tempurafighter
Where the hell is Michael Jackson!? We can't start the damn parade without the damn star on the float!
Indigo_Dingo
Since Activision axed the Ghostbusters game, people have been trying to bring the experience to people, with limited success.
bob3
Good mescaline comes on slow -after the first hour you're cursing the guy you bought it from then ZAG! - HST.
geniuswaitress
What stops the laughter is knowing the NEA probably gave this fucker a $500,000 grant.
Canadianbacon
With the newfound popularity of Transformers, other cartoon franchises have started jumping on the bandwagon... but somehow giving the staypuft man mechanical hands fell just short...
Seymourbutts
The Ghostbusters begin the attack on imaginationland. Thats where they put the ghosts they captured.
airmancoop44
Apparently the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's fingers also served as gun barrels
airmancoop44
If there's a float to break In your neighborhood Who you gonna call? FLOATBUSTERS!
Joobles
After years of intense research, the Ghostbusters have developed a safer alternative to their usual methods: Scaring away the ghosts themselves.
johnndisco
Oh for gods sake, Stay Puff wasn't bigger than the Statue of Liberty and the car would be the size of Manhatten! Shotty, just real crap. BOO!
zero82
Great. Now I'm gonna have the ghostbuster's theme stuck in my head again. ...son of a bitch.
MaoTseTongue
Everyone expected the monument at the foot of the NYC Freedom Tower to be of the New York Fire Department. Apparently Mayor Bloomberg had other ideas.
Bell110
In a twist of 80's irony, this is what Doc's been driving after a disruption in the space/time continuum.
malachi
Despite a mispelling in the pamphlets, the "AIDS FOR IRAQ" program was gaining some momentum.
Sigma
HELLO CALIFORNIA!!!! You are ghostbusters, we are scorpions!!! ROCK YOU LIKE A HIRRICAAAAAANE!!!
boredwork
Is anyone else tired of these HDR Photomerge pictures? Oh yeah, who'm I gunna call?
boredwork
The guy on the roof of the apartment building suddenly feels the need to release ecto-plasm from his proton pack.
cfan01
This is what happens when Salvador Dali takes bad acid right after watching a movie.
takalau
Outraged that their scenes didn't make it into the final cut of Toy Story, they resorted to abducting the statue of liberty
groovynamehere
well this is just a photo of Ghostbusters stuff, on a road, with people going, "Yeah we did it this time, it's gonna make a difference."
HiibeHAPPY
Damn, i told the gostbuster guys to wear condoms, and not to imagin anything...
MMaverickX
I ain't afraid of no ghosts, but I'm sure as hell afraid of that monstrosity.
Bosque
Test audiences deplored Gozer's entry for the St. Patty's day parade and the scene was cut
morgannec
Mothers turned their childrens' heads away as the Statue of Libery was brutally raped by the StayPuff Marshmellow Man.
SUPERNAUT44
Totally reminds me of that time I ate 8 hits of acid and thought about marshmallows
cole20200
Dispite his great size, the stay puft'd man was still sneaky enough to catch to liberty float off guard.
BusineSS
Hopeful for a good ol' fashioned, tag-team blockbuster, "Ghostbusters Meet the Power Rangers: Its Ecto-Morphin Time!!!" never made it past the drawing boards.
fudgeislove
Fred wondered why his stupid orange vest was needed for this particular occasion.
StinkyMcBUtt
Ghostbusters 2 was canceled when Columbia Pictures realized that the "acid trip" look combined with an actual acid trip would make the viewer's head explode...
Skooba
Nightmare before Christmas meets Ghostbusters II. Together they form Nightbuster the Ghostchrist 33 1/3...
fallenchipmunk
For this recreation of the Tiananmen Square photograph, the Chinese government has opted for a more lighter tone.
gooter
When Big Pun passed through the Pearly Gates, he had but one thought; What the Fuck?
Secret Agent
It suddenly dawns on Major Bloomberg why he hasn't seen a ghost inside city limits since 1989 while constantly being asked for budget increases every year.
HomerJ
The set for the Broadway musical, Ghostbusters 3 was set. And as long as no one released Peter McNicol from the closet he was locked in, all would go well.
handsomerich
"Pimp my movie ride" was sadly pulled after the pilot episode achieved not only this abomination but also a near-apocalypse
theHeadCase
When something's strange . . . in the neighborhood (like a giant marshmellow man coming outta building with a car in the middle and a shit load of fairly ugly ectoplasmic monsters from an ethereal realm) . . . Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!
Salandra
You all laugh now but the city workers are crying because the storm is about to hit, the marshmellow will melt and sonofabitch they only salary for cleanup.
Salandra
It was horrible, everyone was utterly distracted by the float, that no one escaped the tornado. -World Weekly News Kansas
tangledweber
I imagine if Salvador Dali was alive and doing a lot of acid, this is what his paintings would look like.
JackieTreehorn
In the alternate ending, Winston chose Gozer's form... then he pimped the shit out of it.
Wholeshoe
Sporting his new Fubu Jacket and blue jeans, Rob carefully studied the moving mountain of past memorabilia, and paper mache monsters, completely oblivious to the real world and the fact that no body fucking cares about a giant white sailor with the f
Starik20X6
Funnily enough, the movies are comedies, while this float is just damn terrifying!
Mr.Solitaire
Harold Ramis has second thoughts about handing the directorial reins for 'Ghostbusters 3' over to David Lynch.
el_zilcho
OH MY GOD!! they summoned the giant mr. stay puft whilst he was in the middle of an ejacualation!!!
wkosak
A man in a black polo style shirt watches intensely as the Stay-Puft Marshamallow Man attempts no-hand anal intercourse with the lubed up and readily waiting transvestite dressed as the Statue of Liberty
Ellis
"What? Ghostbusters? No, no, I was trying to warn you about the impending apocalypse!"
Drayton_Sawyer
It's official without Rick Moranis' participation the Ghostbuster game is doomed to fail.
nobody
Cool Artwork. Too bad its so FUCKING CREEPY. Cute, fugly Liberty Torch, though...
manbat
...and after they blew the whale up, all that remained was the empty capsule of Expedition WTF covered in entrails.
bearhs
I tried to come up with a caption, but all I could think is "Damn, they took a LOT of liberties. I don't remember a giant watermelon, or the McNuggets in Ghostbusters." Oh well.
Bintmannjaxx
Preview: Exclusive picutre of the new Downloadable Content for the XBOX360 GTA IV Ghostbusters Mission Pack
Bintmannjaxx
Preview: Microsoft provide new picutures of exclusive downloadable content for XBOX360 Grand Theft Auto IV
Cliff_Roswell
With no new news regarind "Ghostbusters III" from Sony, Patrick moves ahead with his version of the film, to the dismay of the Ghostbusters fan community.
SteamFritter
"...and let that be a warning to any more mannequins who dare to tread on the small patch of grass outside my double-wide ever again...we shall live in the tyranny of plastic mannequins no longer! My people! You, are, FREE!"
November 2009
October 2009
September 2009
August 2009
July 2009
June 2009
Copyright © 2005 - 2009 Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved. CRACKED, CRACKED.COM and the "CRACKED" logo are trademarks owned by Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved.
Nov 7th, 2009 
Nov 6th, 2009 
Nov 5th, 2009 
Nov 4th, 2009 
Nov 3rd, 2009 
Nov 2nd, 2009 
Oct 31st, 2009 
Oct 30th, 2009 
Oct 29th, 2009 
Oct 28th, 2009 
Oct 27th, 2009 
Oct 26th, 2009 
Oct 25th, 2009 
Oct 24th, 2009 
Oct 23rd, 2009 
Oct 22nd, 2009 
Oct 21st, 2009 
Oct 20th, 2009 
Oct 19th, 2009 
Oct 18th, 2009 
Oct 17th, 2009 
Oct 16th, 2009 
Oct 15th, 2009 
Oct 14th, 2009 
Oct 13th, 2009 
Oct 12th, 2009 
Oct 11th, 2009 
Oct 10th, 2009 
Oct 9th, 2009 
Oct 8th, 2009 
Oct 7th, 2009 
Roscoe 
SpunkyHePanda 
Mafusma 
oblivion 
bobafunk 
nirvana4u 
billyh2o 
phreesh 
Daniel_Garcia 
ManualAutomaton 
MrBogus 
CavalierX 
Mitsuhirato 
LilMoof 
Malhal 
Shadow122 
dant 
fozzy-bear 
Stormfucker 
Enriq 
IronSchism 
wonkycat 
superpoop 
rauco 
empleryEntrance 
hulk67851 
shax123100 
NrNaraUK 
fushheads 
yakkuli 
arm66 
turkenjd 
Artizan 
rooftopduvet 
RESTRICTED 
Boonehams 
Beth 
keithcsegovia 
xavierspider 
Kris 
DesertEagle 
beatcamel 
yota73190 
Wazula 
morbo 
Untrustable 
mikec1687 
popmaker 
harleyquinn 
Brigg 
brknlocket79 
tarpeia 
Dmitri 
scrovak 
Ranger 
Rubbah 
