Other Craptions

Not pictured: The snake that's blowing the flute.

Despite his abilities as a contortionist, Carl still sucked at hide-and-go-seek.

Ladies and gentleman, next on our tour, a genuine resident of downtown L.A., tame, but not quite domesticated. Please dont feed it.

Dick in a box.

Pandora isn't nearly as hot as I imagined her...

little help...

watch closely how the white people scatter as the black person exits his box

All Stan wanted to prove was that he could make his balls touch the very corner of the box.

I never really got Cubism.

Ever predictable, Craptioneers, when presented with an opportunity to rise above racism & bigotry, once again choose the low road. Regardless of race, he's just some dork in a box. Sigh...

Hey look honey! Remember these... OH MY GOD! IT'S ESCAPING!

They make crafty traffic cones now-a-days.

Meet Thomas: He's V.P. of Research and Development at IKEA

Why the hell was my craption (that was winning) deleted?

New developments have been made to make the slave trade more efficient.

White tigers being a little to dangerous, Sigfried and Roy switched to a creature that was a little more predictable.

Many of the Gollum auditions were less than impressive.

Previously On 24...

Whats the bucket for??

No you idiot! The phrase is "Thinking OUTSIDE the box!"

The homeless contortionist does not need cardboard boxes.

My other house is in the dishwasher.

"Help! Help!...Anyone? Why aren't you helping me!? What the hell is wrong with you people!?"

"Wow, now how'd he even fit in ther.....WHOA NO WAY LOOK AT THAT GUY BALANCING ON THE WALL!!!!!"

This is how real men jack-off.

The search party came up short, as it turns out none of them knew what a Jamaican guy even looks like.

Carl could have sworn he wasn't wearing a perspex cube the night before... and someone stole his watch.

The real trick was getting his penis to fit in the box.

Vance's social worker suggested he learn how to box.

New concept in criminal justice: the smaller the box, the shorter the sentence.

It gets really crowed in there when the kids get home from school.

People who live in glass houses CAN'T throw stones!

He just farted. Also he is black.

The cube was easy. The hardest part was getting into the suit.

He's from the Caribbean, but he's not Jamaican, so he must be Afro-Cube-In. Thank you and good night Ladies and Gentlemen.

In a work environment like that, it's no wonder he hit the glass ceiling.

We've all taken a picture with a finger over the lens, but your own head? This picture was no accident.

"Rastasquarian"

Can you believe how supple humans can be? I mean, how did that fat guy in the brown jacket squeeze into those jeans?

Andreas' big contortionism show was ruined by another mass nursing home escape.

Davids time traveling cube took him to the past where he had a startling revelation... everyone used to be white!

After realizing his mistake, it was already too late. Rafa will never eat beans before a performance again.

The things the TSA ask you to do these days to pass security is getting ridiculous!

They sure have some weird zoos in the south.

Shakeem was tops among homeless. Nobody else had a panoramic view box to live in even if it was cramped

Fucking tourists!

Hey, it's a dick in a box.

This is so much better than the bucket.

Raymond slowly crams himself into his time travel cube, hoping to ditch the present for a more spandex-ey, awesomer future.