griztron
"See, white people be gettin out of the box like this... But black people be gettin out of the box like this!"
smash360
Despite his abilities as a contortionist, Carl still sucked at hide-and-go-seek.
bobafunk
Ladies and gentleman, next on our tour, a genuine resident of downtown L.A., tame, but not quite domesticated. Please dont feed it.
davoyeahdude
All Stan wanted to prove was that he could make his balls touch the very corner of the box.
fozzy-bear
watch closely how the white people scatter as the black person exits his box
GeeGee
Ever predictable, Craptioneers, when presented with an opportunity to rise above racism & bigotry, once again choose the low road. Regardless of race, he's just some dork in a box. Sigh...
bobafunk
White tigers being a little to dangerous, Sigfried and Roy switched to a creature that was a little more predictable.
davoyeahdude
"Help! Help!...Anyone? Why aren't you helping me!? What the hell is wrong with you people!?"
Calvin_Crack
"Wow, now how'd he even fit in ther.....WHOA NO WAY LOOK AT THAT GUY BALANCING ON THE WALL!!!!!"
geniuswaitress
The search party came up short, as it turns out none of them knew what a Jamaican guy even looks like.
davoyeahdude
Carl could have sworn he wasn't wearing a perspex cube the night before... and someone stole his watch.
CavalierX
New concept in criminal justice: the smaller the box, the shorter the sentence.
mellowd
Can you believe how supple humans can be? I mean, how did that fat guy in the brown jacket squeeze into those jeans?
PorkShake
We've all taken a picture with a finger over the lens, but your own head? This picture was no accident.
hoodafa-kizit
The things the TSA ask you to do these days to pass security is getting ridiculous!
geniuswaitress
Andreas' big contortionism show was ruined by another mass nursing home escape.
TheSicilian
He's from the Caribbean, but he's not Jamaican, so he must be Afro-Cube-In. Thank you and good night Ladies and Gentlemen.
Rynomite13
After realizing his mistake, it was already too late. Rafa will never eat beans before a performance again.
groovynamehere
Davids time traveling cube took him to the past where he had a startling revelation... everyone used to be white!
CreepyOldMan
Shakeem was tops among homeless. Nobody else had a panoramic view box to live in even if it was cramped
Kondoor88
Raymond slowly crams himself into his time travel cube, hoping to ditch the present for a more spandex-ey, awesomer future.
fushheads
Leroy was determined to get attention, but no matter how hard he tried the man in the brown leather jacket always won with his dramatic poses.
TripMaverick
I'm living in a box, i'm living in a plastic box! No one likes your 80s humour son, go home!
Mitsuhirato
Creators of the bonsai kitten reveal their new product targeted to the north east european market: the bonsai black guy.
Drknowledge
If I could just get some drapes in here this place would really start to shape up.
philnar
like many young black americans in the ghetto, he dreamed of escaping through boxing
RhinoDoc
Sure, he is impressive. But how about the guy hiding behind the red pole on the right?
Wazula
This stunningly symbolic gesture was cut short when the white granny opened fire with the Uzi under the green jacket.
feartheswan
The government has taken steps to 'help' the homeless by giving them cloths and shelter...sort of.
yoursidewalk
Notice the fear in the white people's eyes as they slowly begin to realize... he can get out of the box...
Zuul
Micheal, cought up in his... act, failed to notice the giant pubic hairball monster creeping closer, intent on devouring him.
geniuswaitress
Rashan's yoga classes were so popular they brought out the forest people.
geniuswaitress
When Old Wendell found himself in a spin position he couldn't get out of, he knew his breakdancing days had come to an end.
pelcurus
Dominic discovered that a life of stealing wallets and raping white women was unfulfilling. He decided, instead to pursue a lifestyle that would steal our hearts and rape our white imaginations.
davoyeahdude
"Hey lady, I'll give you this bucket if you come and scratch my nose for me."
davoyeahdude
Not Pictured: His partner who suspended himself by the rectum from those two poles.
davoyeahdude
Somehow he got the box from the ground to the table without using his mad-levitating powers.
davoyeahdude
"Holy Crap! The fuzzy, brown tornado of doom is approaching and I'm inconveniently trapped in this glass cube of despair!"
davoyeahdude
Jamaica's bid for the Olympics in 2024 was marred by protests - all of which were box-related.
TheSicilian
Enrico would be safe in the box from the evil Hair Blob Monster that was rampaging in the park.
Drknowledge
Trapped in an ice cube "The Red Hot" plans his revenge on NYC once he thaws out.
Tranorix
What you really don't wanna see is what he does with those two poles in the back.
lasthand
Everyone! it is the new politically correct Jack-in-the-Box line! It is Black-in-the-Box! Does anyone have Asian-in-the-Box?
EddieBrock412
Told you guys I could do it! You better have my money ready when I figure out how the fuck to get out of here.
scoob
Henry..over here...look into the camer...what the???! Who put that perfectly good black man in those tights?
juggalo78
I get that his name is Jack,but I don't see how this stunt is gonna help sell burgers.
Mr.Solitaire
On the set of his latest film, Eddie Murphy is intimidated by the overwhelming screen presence of his blue, plastic co-star.
trytych
Marcus got a little confused when his friends dared him to do an impression of Ice Cube out in public.
pelcurus
"Hey, man, get back here! You were supposed to blow the Ganja into the box, first!"
geniuswaitress
If you could see the unpictured contortionist smoking with his butthole, you'd understand why Leroy's ballot box was empty.
bobafunk
Sit!............lay down!..........paw!........roll over! GOOD BOY! Whos a good boy? Here's your ganja!
CreepyOldMan
The current economy being so poor, Tyrone was forced to downsize his box to a studio, albeit one with great views
VeraK
As housing in New York becomes more and more expensive, foreign exchange students are forced to resort to creative solutions...
KingMarkI
Convicts are given a chance to shorten their sentence if they can fit it the clear box.
KingMarkI
Bush would regret sticking Tyrique in the box for public humiliation. He was also a sniper.
davoyeahdude
When I'm not folding myself neatly into this box, I can be found at home watching ESPN.
orangemtl
Michelle Obama blamed her encounters with the glass ceiling on institutionalized racism. Others, however suggested that she throw out her glass office and stop whining.
wag117
I want to know whats more interesting above his head that the lady in the back is taking a picture of. . .
Drknowledge
Carrot top has always been camera shy and runs out of the frame just in time.
Drknowledge
The very next day on craigslist: One used unitard.red, comes with cap, for sale or trade.
Comicforhire
The woman in the back is glad she bought a camera. Now she can catch the prison escape on film.
DickeMan
The woman clutches her purse closer to her body as the black man prepares to pounce. Luckily for her, he saw a fat white woman and lost interest.
paynes
After wearing red in the wrong neighborhood, the Crips thought of a new trick for David Blaine to try.
hulk67851
In the days of segregation, black prisoners were forced to spend their sentence in a tiny clear box.
u18c
i need a different box. this one isnt hiding me from the killer teddy bears that followed from planet Ze290n
takalau
Annoyed that there were so many white people walking around without a care in the world he created a low budget reenactment of life on a slave ship.
lilbuggz
hes waitin for micheal richards so pimps playas hustlas ganstas mobstas and other things crackers cant be to beat the shit out of him
chitoryu12
Despite his apparant death, Gollum was reportedly spotted several times in later years as a Jamaican.
feartheswan
NEVER piss off a mime. He will knock you out and you WILL end up like this guy.
kareokie
Vince didn't know what he regretted more; eating the two and a half seven layer burritos for lunch, or leaving the bucket on the other side of the box. Eileen would unexpectedly capture the gruesome result.
Calvin_Crack
After two hours in the cube, it was always an awkward scramble to the blue piss-bucket.
superawesome
Jamaica's number one qualifier for Olympic boxing seemed to have a different interpretation of the sport.
andrew1379
Little Richard only fits in the box beause he's Reet Petite. (slightly funny if you're a Geordie).
Heidi
And here, we observe a black person in its enclosure. Be careful, don't make eye contact, and don't ask for crack!
jaasum
Even this attempt was enough to steal the spotlight from the more popular white man balancing act.
xvivecuervox
"What's the worst part of being a black contortionist?" "You have to fit in the back of the box"
Rascalov
You place a piece of fried chicken in the box and behold! You just made yourself a negro trap!
laughsalot
The dude is one story. Whats going on with that bucket and the cut-out of a man in the backround?
EGOSLAM
So THATS what happens when you finish those damn rubix cubes! GOING TO RE TRY MINE I WANT ME A RED JUMP SUIT
DrChickenballs
The economy is so bad that even Little Richard would do anything for an extra buck!
averageJoe
Carl's new "room with a view" had plenty of view, but was a bit lacking in room.
morgannec
Frozen in the 1980s, Turbo suddenly thaws out of the ice to produce Breakin' 3!
jaasum
Even this attempt wasn't enough to steal the spotlight from the widely popular white man balancing act.
Mr.Solitaire
On the set of his latest film, Eddie Murphy is intimidated by the overwhelmed by the screen presence of his blue, plastic co-star.
bitch
He's so CUTE! Do you think you could take him out of the cage so that I can pet him?
RESTRICTED
You can take the glass away from the black guy. But you can't take the black guy out of the glass!
xxxMDKxxx
Former Rap artist, Redman tried his damnedest to get noticed once again in the public eye. Sadly, he failed.
Russel
Sure, the apartment was small, but the great views and shit bucked really made the place comfortable.
handsomerich
Carl started to wish he'd scratched his nuts BEFORE getting into the box.....
peke
"Whow! That's awesome. Someone is pulling rabbits out of hat!I can't compete with that."
keithcsegovia
Hey old lady, want me to get in you too? hehehe... No, please don't call the cops.
Bosque
And at that moment Linda realized that the glass ceiling wasn't so bad, and smiled with the warm reassurance that at least she was white.
PRDN
A joke about afro-americans based on picture of a black man considered racist. But some joke about muslims based on picture of JAPANESE games is... well, a joke.
johnndisco
Having the pidgeon housing funds to the homeless housing programs seems to have helped in Chicago's parks.
rushbynight
Seeing his hold out wasn't working with the Rams, Stephen Jackson tried a different approach.......
Secret Agent
How the hell did I not think to build some little clear plastic stairs with this damn box.
Truthiness
Eddie the Mime was tired of people not taking his act seriously so he decided to take a literal approach.
Swan02
Upon landing and emerging from his craft Glarxill realised that the research done on human clothing had been way off. Integrating might be tricky.
mariam67
OH MY GOD- that guy is walking along the back of the benches! How the hell is he doing that?
hijodela
The only real estate he could afford after falling victim to the sub-prime loans.
IMBAK619
its funny but i actually know this guy!! hahaha he preforms at the south street seaport in manhattan now... any one from the city should go catch his show
Ranger
Hallmark...LOL...and their crazy Christmas Ornament Collection! www.NeilsNotes.com
Ben Hayes
Where be that white guy in a sphere? I'm a teach him a lesson he ain't never forget!
Grimreaper987
Yeah,Those Fucking white people can jump but let's see them get out of this!!
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