Other Craptions

You see class, back in the Old West everybody loved making pancakes. As a matter of fact, pancakes helped win the West from those damn Indians.

And here is a wax sculpture set of the original Brokeback Mountain, starring Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, and Jack Palance.

The Good, The Bad, and the Flamboyantly Homosexual

Politics aside: putting Ronald Reagan's corpse in a movie just seems wrong.

"Well Mr. Eastwood, you can either direct Flags of our Fathers 2: Still Flaggin' or a wax, animatronic off-broadway play of Unforgiven." "I think I know my choice"

You'll notice that whenever Southerners re-enact the infamous "pancake scene" from Death of a Salesman, they never seem to get the dramatic mood right because they refuse to stop whistling.

They dream of electric sheep... sexy, sexy electric sheep.

"Wank away, boys. As soon as this bucket's full, we're gonna play a hi-larious prank on Miss Kitty."

Many people don't know that in addition to having Trigger stuffed, Roy Rogers did the same to his co-stars.

The spoon, it has holes.

"No, you can't join our club. You have to have a neck scarf and hold your mouth like this. Show 'im, boys."

The Wild, Wild Wax.

Previews prove that the villains are going to ruin the next Batman.

Brokewax Mountain

Queer eye for the Marlboro guy.

Tommy Lee Jones, Borat, and Paul Giamatti star in The Singing Cowboys Make Frosting.

If I didn't know any better I'd say that Old Jebediah had his hand on Jacob's crotch....

Rooster could never hit those high notes without Jasper's help.

phill collins rendition of "The good, The bad, and the ugly" didnt go over so well.

The Not-So-Magnificent Three

Please, Senoir. Let go of my genitals.

The one in the middle is the bad guy... you can tell because has a black hat and a Snidely Whiplash moustache! REGAN SMASH... REGAN SMASH...

Jasper knew that to be accepted in the gang he had to get the Brazilian wax, but that didn't mean he had to like it.

The Bush family portrait.

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? (I swore I wouldn't do that but it fits!)

When the barbershop quartet found out their fourth died of dysentery, the Oregon Trail just got even harder.

Yes we can all unhinge our jaws, but why would...Oh.

"We're three caballeros, three gay caballeros..."

The preparation for Custard's Last Stand

Some people have the weirdest Orgasm faces

"Well, it just took elbow grease. Exactly one pot of elbow grease..."

King of the Hill: the movie

The worst-selling sex dolls of all time.

Toy Story XXX - Home on the Range

These writer's are so lacking originality. There's nothing to suggest these cowboys are gay. They're animatronic figures of popular actors who portrayed... is Reagan grabbing that paladin's junk?

When the gay trio ran out of pancake batter for their breakfast, they had to resort to baby batter...but they didn't mind one bit.

Suprisingly, Heath Ledger still did a good job in Brokeback Mountain 2

The secret children of John Mccain

You see son, back in those days we built our own closets to come out of.

These three guys gave Hee Haw's 9th annual Baby Batter Mixing Compition a serious run for it's money.

The best way to cook pancakes is with song! Gay, gay song.

Not many people know the last 3 years in office Ronald Reagan was actually made of wax.

Gay.

Life before teh internets...

After beating the Indians, cowboys would make pancakes out of them

sadly, this is the best tourist attraction fresno has

December 16th, 2005: Brokeback Mountain hits Texas theaters. Some are confused, some are in denail, and some are FABULOOOUUUS!

"The zombie apocalypse is nearrrrr.."

Pictured from left to right: Ronald Reagan, Liberace, John McCain.