Craptions Classics August 08, 2008

"YOU CHOOSE NOW!""It velly simple, you rike baby? pick baby. you no rike baby, we frush baby, new one come 5 or 10 minute"

badonia

Other Craptions

This is why China is going to win the Olympics this year.

MochaBear

I have no idea what they're betting on here, but China sure has a gambling problem.

BearMan

"Mommy, how are babies made?" "Well, Maddox. When a man and a woman really love each other they go to a deprived Asian country and select a photogenic baby from a...well...let's call it a store."

WaistcoatBoy

With the tightening of the one-child policy, the birth of twins became an increasingly bizarre competition.

Monkey84

You know, youíre in your kitchen, not bothering anyone washing your space babies, and people just canít mind their own fucking business

TechnoCupcake

China is taking the Olympic games more seriously than ever by beginning training immediately after birth. The newest rising star, Zao Xhing, is a preemie.

JebusTrain

So being right at the equator, we can demonstrate how the baby to one side of the equator is going down the drain in a clock wise motion, while the other goes down in a counter-clockwise motion!

Thomas Calnan

The zoos in China still leave a lot to be desired

iantendo

Flashing his gang sign, little Jimmy Choo recognizes one of his own.

Jeepster

In the style of Red Lobster, some restaurants allow you to pick your entre fresh from the tank.

kubrickstare

"Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer."

Llan

LEARN calculus in the next 5 minutes or I deflate your flotation device!

Drknowledge

Pictured: The horrifying result of cheaply made Chinese contraceptive devices.

Jeepster

See son this is what whould have happened to you if you were born a girl.

HeatherBishop
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