Other Craptions

Is it too late to covert to Scientology now?

At least I know its good acid now.

Max as an adult no longer visited the realm of the wild things, he now goes where the FABULOUS things are.

With the demise of the overcoat, children are forced to become more creative when sneaking into adult films.

Like moths to a flame, The accordian men were led to their destruction.

The Chinese Space Program.

The celebration of the Paper-people lasted long into the night after their victorious defeat of the Rock-people. But what they failed to realize was the imminent attack by the Scissor-people.

Dammit, PURPLE!! How many times do we have to GO OVER THIS?? It's Step, twist, THEN kick!!

The Five Horsemen of the Gaypocalypse.

In the land of Accordia, the man with the fire is king to the paper people

Let's whack the shit out of these guys and see if candy comes out.

Made in China

The Bollywood remake of Transformers was about what you'd expect.

In the future the use of bendy straws as prosthetics will be much more advanced.

Must...not....masterbate....to this.

The writers strike really hit all of us hard last year.

Admittedly, the opening ceremonies to the Beijing Olympics needed a little work.

The PEZ Theatre Troupe does the Wizard of OZ

"I'm tiredddd" "Tiki'atal keeps kicking me!" "Why are we still walkinggggg" "SO HELP ME, I WILL HIT YOU WITH MY RING HAND IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND KEEP MARCHING"

"Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man! Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man! Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man! Hi I'm Al Harrington..."

And a Gay Man in boots shall lead us by night..

Wondering exactly what he heard following him from the camp site, Dave had lit a torch... he would now put it out quickly and just pretend it was a grizzly bear...

Seems obvious to me that the whole team is on steroids!

"Don't worry this guy won't see us coming. His vision acuity is based on flamboyance."

The Apocalypse was coming, in style.

Tinkerbell's brother, though a normal boy, had his own fascination with faeries.

Our only chance is if we lure the Pinata army into the hot gates where their numbers count for nothing!

"The games begin in 2 days. We must hide the spirits of our gay ancestors."

When the zombie apocaplypse came, it was a lot more flamboyant than expected.

Hey kids, those are your bones! Those colored things are your bones! Go grab a knife and discover for yourself what your bones look like! Blue? Pink? Purple? Gold? One way to find out!

The opening ceremonies of the 2020 games in Newark, New Jersey pretty much sucked.

LSD - The Musical

Camouflaged to perfection, the invasion of Fire Island commenced.

Whitley Streiber was waaaaay off.

A bunch of flaimers being led by a flame.

The Paper Mache and Glue Man Group.

Joel Schumacher's Apocalypto

When gay men turn into zombies... fabulous zombies.

The gang was actually in their right mind when they did it. Except the fourth one there, Roger, of course. He was on speed.

The pinatas were always destined to make their move, the real question was when...

This is what happens when you open the door of perception.

"Hi ho, hi ho, it's home from work we go..."

What happens in China... Stays in China.

"Two if by sea, one if by skeleton man marching troupe."

Ahh Christ! The Spice Girls are back! Quick light them ablaze before they reach the children!

It's Slinky, It's Slinky...It's fun for a girl and a douchebag.

I like to move it move it!

Ed's backyard barbecues were the talk of the neighborhood.

The Air Force Marching Band just wasn't the same after the military's "Don't Ask - Don't Tell" policy ended.