Craptions Classics August 06, 2008

"My life-long dream of carrying the Olympic torch has finally--what THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS!?"

Boonehams

Other Craptions

Is it too late to covert to Scientology now?

CavalierX

At least I know its good acid now.

Savior77

Max as an adult no longer visited the realm of the wild things, he now goes where the FABULOUS things are.

erosive

With the demise of the overcoat, children are forced to become more creative when sneaking into adult films.

Monkey84

Like moths to a flame, The accordian men were led to their destruction.

Hydrashok158

The Chinese Space Program.

HeywoodJablowme

The celebration of the Paper-people lasted long into the night after their victorious defeat of the Rock-people. But what they failed to realize was the imminent attack by the Scissor-people.

Jeepster

Dammit, PURPLE!! How many times do we have to GO OVER THIS?? It's Step, twist, THEN kick!!

missmarcilyn

The Five Horsemen of the Gaypocalypse.

Kelly Robinson

In the land of Accordia, the man with the fire is king to the paper people

rauco

Let's whack the shit out of these guys and see if candy comes out.

Kelly Robinson

Made in China

billyh2o

The Bollywood remake of Transformers was about what you'd expect.

phreesh

In the future the use of bendy straws as prosthetics will be much more advanced.

Kelly Robinson
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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