Other Craptions

NBC4's traffic crab has the report from downtown, over to you, Bob.

Three years on, there remain tell-tale signs of flooding in New Orleans.

You can either use medicated shampoo on your office building twice a day, or use this special comb.

"Spidercrab, spidercrab..."

Oh shit! Not again. How the Hell does he keep getting up there?

We're gonna need a LOT of old bay, newspaper, and a pretty big mallet...

"Detective, we may have a lead on the case of the missing window cleaners..."

I'm sick of these MOTHERFUCKING crabs on this MOTHERFUCKING building.

With smog and over-population already threatening the future of the Olympic games, China cursed their luck when they found out that their buildings were getting crabs.

With job opportunities drying up after The Little Mermaid, Sebastian decided it was time to end things.

"I said call me a CAB, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing"

Paris Hilton even gave the HOTEL crabs. . .

Damn, all the good puns are taken... ...How shellfish.

YOU IDIOT! This is Red LOBSTER corporate headquarters.

It's not only lonely at the top... It's fucking terrifying!!

"Thank God the floodwaters have receeded; at least the worst is finally -- HOLY FUCK!!"

Craaaaab people.....craaaaab people.

"The Deadliest Catch; Urban Mayham"

I guess it's kind of late to put in my crabtion.

Fuck your corporate logo! We got a giant fucking Crab!

So that fortune cookie WAS true...

"That gives me an idea......" Michael Bay

Seriously, 136 entries and ONLY ONE mention of the word 'Crabtion'?!? Wow, the level of creativity is rising, apparently...

Joe's Crab shack has upgraded to a Joe's Crab Office park.

See, I knew the Hiltons had crabs.

What the hell?! I've been here three years, and the crab gets a corner penthouse office after one day?!

The modern remake of King Kong, Big Daddy Crabs, just wasn't as thrilling or believable.

The winning craption is incorrect. Aquaman's powers only work in water, making him STILL completely useless in this situation.

Wow! What a lovely veiw! Wait; What the hell is that! That's Neptune. Don't ever fuck with Neptune.

"Larry, I need those files in by noon! Yeah yeah we get it. You're a giant freaking crab! Are you done now?"

[Megaphone] Please, don't jump. We are putting down our eating utensils now. [Aside] Jerry, get the butter cannon ready.

Tell that seahorse-fucking wife of mine that I'll see her in hell.

Ize climbz yur patioz...Ize poopen on yur rooftop!

Were is the Crimson Permanent Assurance when you really need it?

Cloverfield 2: I got crabs

GODZIRRA!!!!!!!!

"If I were a rich man...la-bi-da-bi-da-bi-da-bi-da-bi-da-bi-da-bi-daaa" (Outtake from "Lobster on the Roof")

The pay-by-the-hour hotels in Chernobyl's red light district had developed a real problem.

Giant enemy building. Crab attacks weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Hey Bill, do you hear a tapping outside the window?

Sebastian finally comes to the realization that everything truly isn't better down where it's wetter!

Sure it was his job to talk down jumpers, but Lt. Williams is a seafood lover. This decision will make or break his career.

Its not worth it!

Not pictures: WoW maniacs and satan cults celebrating the return, in a quite lame ass way, of Cthulhu.

Jump, or be boiled alive for dinner? What a tragic choice.

Not pictured: Hagrid, frantically searching for the one that got out of the pan.

That's nothing. You should see the top of the Chlamydia Building.

"It's O-K, we'll catch you! Now, Mr Crab, on three I want you to jump. Just aim for this big tank of butter."

Man, I thought I'd discover some scientific shit after taking this LSD. All I see is a fucking crab puppet.