Craptions Classics August 05, 2008

Where's Aquaman the ONE time you actually need him?

dsp100252

Other Craptions

NBC4's traffic crab has the report from downtown, over to you, Bob.

LilMoof

Three years on, there remain tell-tale signs of flooding in New Orleans.

subversive

You can either use medicated shampoo on your office building twice a day, or use this special comb.

erosive

"Spidercrab, spidercrab..."

CavalierX

Oh shit! Not again. How the Hell does he keep getting up there?

Ed_Gein

We're gonna need a LOT of old bay, newspaper, and a pretty big mallet...

BearMan

"Detective, we may have a lead on the case of the missing window cleaners..."

subversive

I'm sick of these MOTHERFUCKING crabs on this MOTHERFUCKING building.

Savior77

With smog and over-population already threatening the future of the Olympic games, China cursed their luck when they found out that their buildings were getting crabs.

Yarock

With job opportunities drying up after The Little Mermaid, Sebastian decided it was time to end things.

outdoortype

"I said call me a CAB, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing"

wargizmo

Paris Hilton even gave the HOTEL crabs. . .

superpoop

Damn, all the good puns are taken... ...How shellfish.

Monkey84

YOU IDIOT! This is Red LOBSTER corporate headquarters.

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