Other Craptions

"Sorry, Sitar Hero is sold out."

It's-a me, Mario. Death to America.

"Every time I get to the final level Dick Cheney just sends me to Guantanamo Bay."

You should see the Wiiraq.

"Martyr Madness (TM)", Join Ahmed and Kumar in their never ending quest for the 72 virgins.

I think these are bootlegs --I never heard of Gulf Wario.

"Suicide bomber training videos for sale only -- no rentals."

"Excuse me. Do you have Oil Tycoon II?"

My favorite game is the one where you have to yell "Allalallalallallalalalalalalalla" into the microphone.

Uday and Qusay couldn't hide in the Mushroom Kingdom for long.

Sorry Mario, but our princess is in another rape room.

Grand Theft Camel - Jihad City

what's with all the Arab jokes? The writing's in Japanese!

Super Saddam Bros.

This still is way better than PS3's ad campaign.

"Excuse me, but do you have any flight training games?"

In Arab countries, Ron Jeremy is famous for completely different appearances

Now you're playing with power. Jihad power!

Leeeeerrrroooooyyy Moooohhhoooooommmmmmeeeeedddd!

From the makers of Mario and Luigi come, "Chavez and Estebar!"

NO GAME FOR YOU!!

Welcome back Qatar

What makes them think Argentinian women would sell Nintendos?

Half the DS, twice the nightmares.

Holy Shit, everyone is hilarious today!

Finally a picture that can bring pride to the Italian Community.

Yeah, laugh all you want at titles like 'Saddam Smash Bros, 'Monkey Kong', 'Camel Cart 64', 'Baghdad Combat' and 'Super Bomberman - Iraqi Edition', but they're charging less then a tenth of what you paid!

Bassam, what in Allah's name did you do? Luigi's logo kind of looks like an "L" but you just got lazy on Mario and put a sideways "T"

Italian-American characters marketed by a Japanese company in an Arab country. This can't end well...

Oh my GOD!! Rammstein was right!!

Super Lou Albano Brothers.

Translation. "Shoplifters will never be able to play this"

"Do you have Super Mario Cartel?"

Nintendo tried experimenting by catering to more "mature" audiences, only to realize that the more realistic their characters were, the more it looked like they wanted to "play with kids"

Something's wrong with this picture.... Oh, the DS only has one screen, that's it.

Mario's Grand Theft Falafel. Rated G-had.

See how messed up and backwards other countries are? They don't even know the first letters of hero's names that Americans know from birth!

Find the princess, then throw acid in her whore face!

Super Cum Face Bros

Losers...They put the Half-Life symbol on Mario's hat.

wonder what Bowser looks like?

Have some mercy. Buy a DS so you can stop Mario and Luigi from entering crack withdrawal.

In Super Mustafha Bros, killing your character is actually the only way to win.

Coming soon, Camel Kong!

"What's your return policy?" "Any time in the afterlife is fine"

Q: How can I tell if my new Nintendo game is pirated? A: That's easy. Look for small red anchors on the promotional artwork.

The song goes like this; Dunt Dunt Dunt Dunt Dunt Dunt... Dunt. Death to Aaa-mer-ric-a, look at my vest it’s made of explosives...

"Saddam and Uday's Death to the Infidels!" didn't sell as well as they hoped in Iraq.

These guys seemed a lot more friendly when we were little.