Other Craptions

This is what happens when 2 high school drama teachers "bring it".

Bloody mouth? Try Orbit.

Finisheth him!

Smile and the world smiles with you. Sneeze out a bloody cloud, you're pretty much gonna be alone there.

The Renaissance festivals became more fun when they teamed up with the WWF.

"OH YEAH!!!!!" Kool-Aid's publicity stunts got pretty weird.

"Say it, don't spray it."

Damn it! I told you guys not to say "Hamlet" while we performed the scottish play!

THOU HATH BEEN PWNED.

Good thing they didn't have AIDS in the middle ages, because that guy has definitely been fucking a monkey.

"Line...?"

"See children? Shakespeare isn't boring."

"Is this a douchebag I see before me?"

Filming of "Gladiator - the twilight years" came to an abrupt halt when Russell Crowe's colostomy bag exploded.

Tuberculosis: The Musical!

John Mccain in his first Senate battle many many years ago

"Scanners" – the musical.

The Zapruder film clearly shows that the assassin was not Brutis, but instead, came from the grassy knoll to the left of the bleachers.

The "RAGE " virus starts again.

This year Larping becomes an official Olympic Event

Bless you!

That's when Tim knew that with Jackie watching he had enough courage to do a Level 8 projectile vomit cranberry attack.

Some may call it historically inaccurate, but no one can deny Renaissance Festival attendance has gone up since they replaced the regular jousts with jello wrestling.

The Royal Shakespeare Company's rendition of Itchy and Scratchy, actI

Another fine example of Medieval Spectator Dentistry.

The audience enjoyed the show even though GWAR forgot their masks.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of...AUGHHH! YOU BIT MY FUCKING EAR OFF!"

Not pictured: exploding codpieces.

Jack wanted to prove eating diet coke and mentos was completely harmelss. He was wrong.

Mortal Kombat is getting more realistic all the time!

I wonder what that little tab of paper we put in our mouths before the David Crosby concert was.

The scientists observe the final stages of lung cancer.

This is just scottish football.

Although the insurance company wouldn't allow the stage combat show to use their swords, they did their best to make an entertaining show out of spirited debate.

Danny Boyle directs 28 hundred years ago

The Angel Of Death's visit was always a highlight at the Medieval festival.

Sir Lance-a-Boil.

King Arthur's burping contests were quite popular.

"Goddammit, Ralph. You fucked up the iambic pentameter again!"

Jerry The Barbarian drank all the tequila, ate the worm and then ate the fucking bottle. Jerry is not to be trifled with on King Arthur Day.

Gatorade: Is it in ye?

"This... is... REN FAIRE!"

"Son, you really went all out, liquid ruby wine? What's the occasion?" "Dad, I'm gay."

a few seconds before there was a third thespian who tried to divide by zero

Sir Colomb was winning the battle...Then he saw the glowing pink ears. His last words were, "Our master taught you how to evoke the power of the Pink Bunny Spirit?"* *Look carefully

Bloodletting: The pain reliever that knights use the most.

A young, impressionable Mike Tyson sat in the front row.

The amazing thing is that those red spots used to be a watermelon before the collision

"And IIII--E-I-E-IIIII will always love youuuuuu...ow"