Craptions Classics August 02, 2008

I'm here to nail fetish nurses, and eat babies... ...and I'm aaalllll out of babies.

AlonzoMosely

Other Craptions

He's waving "all clear" to Pedobear.

grantsean

Japan: Don't look so surprised.

Jeepster

"Wow, this brothel has EVERYTHING."

Kelly Robinson

rarz i iz in ur hospitals eating ur babies

dafrizz888

Thanks for taking the heat off of us, Signed, Canadians

WaistcoatBoy

Why are those "girls" over there coming out of the men's room?

maple_man

Embarrassed, Ryan raised his paw to shield his face. There was no way he wanted to be seen at Comicon with a grown woman in a school girl outfit. That's just silly.

wavedout

Hi, I'm Kiru the bear, and I'd like to talk to you about Jesus!

maple_man

On the set for the new R. Kelly music video.

coltonwhite

With it's new, friendly facade—complete with adorable mascot—Tokyo's newest Abortion Clinic had 'em lining up around the block.

GeeGee

Sure, those claws could maul you, but it would be such an adorable mauling.

Kelly Robinson

Now do you understand why suicide is legal in Japan???

Jeepster

Japanese prostitutes are awesome, but God, I hate dealing with the pimps.

Kelly Robinson

"Hello! Welcome to Cracked!"

CavalierX
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