Other Craptions

He's waving "all clear" to Pedobear.

Japan: Don't look so surprised.

"Wow, this brothel has EVERYTHING."

rarz i iz in ur hospitals eating ur babies

Thanks for taking the heat off of us, Signed, Canadians

Why are those "girls" over there coming out of the men's room?

Embarrassed, Ryan raised his paw to shield his face. There was no way he wanted to be seen at Comicon with a grown woman in a school girl outfit. That's just silly.

Hi, I'm Kiru the bear, and I'd like to talk to you about Jesus!

On the set for the new R. Kelly music video.

With it's new, friendly facade—complete with adorable mascot—Tokyo's newest Abortion Clinic had 'em lining up around the block.

Sure, those claws could maul you, but it would be such an adorable mauling.

Now do you understand why suicide is legal in Japan???

Japanese prostitutes are awesome, but God, I hate dealing with the pimps.

"Hello! Welcome to Cracked!"

Although he continued to wave, the slits on his wrist were a clear sign the job was getting to him.

Oh sure, those babies will be perfectly safe with their new bodyguard.... ...until Pokemon comes and wrecks his ass.

The baby heist was complex but if the pink bear kept his shit together, it would go off without a hitch.

Putting Deviant-San's House of Fetishes next to the daycare centre made less sense in practice.

Leave it to Japan to come up with the best bukkake video plots...

"Okay, three Lolita nurses, one anthropomorphic bear...how many yen do I have to spend before this vending machine gives me something good?"

Charles Manson's imaginary friend was a little...different.

"Ok. Who's baby just raped one of our nurses?" "Mine."

Every illegal business needs a plausible front.

"Remember kids! What do you get when you cross the street without looking?" "Demon Bear!" "And what do you get when you eat all of your veggies?" "Prostitutes!"

Casual Fridays are getting out of hand.

Although he worked close to hot babes, Chang's job was not honorable.

One again, this is an unfortunate answer to "who do I have to fuck to win this craption?".

"Question: Where is your restroom?"

Finally, a sex club with a day care center!

Did anyone else notice that the "brown, white, pink" pattern on the door is messed up? I'm not usually OCD but it's driving me crazy!

Very rarely does someone have the moment they realized their life went wrong captured on film.

Japanese irony: Putting an abortion clinic next to a sex shop.

On the right: Baby Room. On the left: Completely fucked up room.

"I don't like how you operate, Dr Gouger-san, but dammit you get results!"

The Japanese remake of Edward Scissorhands left something to be desired.

Wolverine and hello kitty's love child

*raises claw* "I will change the diapers"

Hey, if you know about Hentai then this photo is no surprise.

With the gravy years of his career in North America behind him, Hugh Jackman will stop at nothing to land the lead in "Hentai X-Men: Wowvoween"

Only YOU can prevent underage pregnancy.

After the X-Men finally disbanded, Wolverine had to seek less familiar forms of employment.

Not pictured: dignity.

If you look at this picture carefully enough it explains why that guy the other day wasn't wearing any pants.

The teenage years of the Pink Panther would fill his days with 3-ways with Little Miss Muffet and LIttle Red Riding Hood.

Japanese daycare can be a little discomforting at first.

I got this cut on my first sexual offense

Dr. Clawsoto was renowned for his speedy c-sections.

Not pictured: Anything making sense.

The Japanese are so advanced they've found a way to make even Abortion cute!