Other Craptions

Kent... Clark Kent... why do you ask??? OH SHIT, I LEFT THE CAPE ON!!!

One! Neon policeman, AHAHAAH! Two! Neon policeman, AHAHAAH!

No, I don't have a dog. I'm picking up my own crap off the sidewalk. Why? Is that a problem?

"Officer please, I have to get to the D & D Tournament. My mom ironed my cape and everything."

"What's in the bag? Well it's certainly not a human head, if that's what you're thinking."

STOP recycling jokes already used. It wasn't funny then, and it isn't funny now. And you people stop giving them your votes.

"Now you will tell us how you made the rabbit disappear, or we will club you. Understood?"

"Geez. Can't the Lord of Darkness go out for chinese without being hassled by The Man?"

Hey Officer... At least I'm wearing pants this time.

If Leaf votes for himself enough, maybe he'll convince himself that he's funny

The Craption Police stop a lousy craption picture in the making.

We are the fashion police. Are you aware the red capes are out for like five centuries?

Stand back while I turn this bag of shit into another cop!

With the dynamite in the plastic bag, everything was in place, soon the bike would have its revenge on the cops that failed to report it stolen.

Listen asshole, where the fuck do you think we are, CANADA?!?

Tony the Eco Friendly vampire was just misunderstood.

"Sir, making the parking violation disappear was funny the first time but the next time you do it, I'm giving you two more."

"You evil fiend, Voldemort!" shouts our middle-aged hero in the upcoming Harry Potter and the Curse of the Restraining Order.

how is leaf's joke ranked so highly? I think he's KGB

All right Count...lets keep the bloodsucking to virgins and servants and leave the Chinese food delivery boy alone.

Devil: But... I'm the devil... Officer: I don't care who you are. We take bicycle safety very seriously here.

Larry couldn't concentrate on what the Police were saying to him....he had his orders...and he wasn't about to let the Justice League down.

Mister, you're not allowed to bring your own food. I don't care if you are a vampire, you will buy blood inside.

Sir, we'd like to ask you about some bloodless corpses that were found behind the cotton candy stand...

Parliament? Why certainly just 2 blocks south it's on your right you can't miss it

Police detain the Trash Bag Avenger as a person of interest.

Sick of having to go to church every Sunday, officers Clive and Barry ingeniously found and arrested the Devil.

In later years Dracula's antisocial behavior consisted mostly of annoying drivers with his bicycle while bringing home Chinese takeout

"Sir, Halloween isn't for three months." "Hallow-what?" "Oh geez."

"Sir,are you telling us you did not just make an unauthorized withdrawal from the blood bank?"

How many times do we have to tell you, YOU ARE NOT INVISIBLE!!!

What superhero? No, I'm just a mild-mannered reporter with absolutely no double life to speak of.

"Sir, even if you do yell 'surprise' it's still technically rape."

No no no you don't uderstand...I'm Frank Costanza's Lawyer.

Today is my birthday! Vote for my craption, dammit!

You can wave your giant wand thing all you like, but it won't get you out of this charge for masturbating in public.

What's in the bag? Why, my dignity, sir. My dignity.

Sir, for the last time, this is NOT Number 12, Grimmauld Place.

Sir, you are not Dracula. The sun is out, so you would be dead if you were Dracula. And since you aren't Dracula, we will need the baby in that bag as you won't need to be feeding on the blood of the innocent.

You're lucky we don't carry guns.

Sir, making childrens' virginity "disappear" is NOT a magic trick...

I was going to meet the goose for a good time, and then we were going to see Lincoln Logs: The Musical at Queen's.

Sir, I'm afraid you're well over the legal limit for drinking and spellcasting.

You're from what bloody parade in what bloody Craption photo?

Everyone in this picture has just broke their momma's back.

"Well, this may seem like an awkward question, but do you think you could make internal affairs disappear? They're kinda on our ass, something like brutality this, and unlawful discharge that...You just can't win with those guys."

Sir, don't make me drag you out of your coffin and beat you with my nightstick.

Sir, if your going to solicit people to sell you their souls, you need to buy a license!

So. Stan is it? Ummmm. Satan, actually. Yeah, whatever. We've been getting reports of you offering to buy up souls, Well, not in my town mister.