Craptions Classics July 31, 2008

I may not know art, but I know what I like... ...and I like goose sex.

VitaminD

Other Craptions

That's just WRONG. Having that lamp on during the day is just a waste of energy and resources. Sickening.

wavedout

The stork delivers another baby.

Mafusma

Great. Geese are getting more chick action than me. Just fucking great.

Hamper

Aflaaaaaaaaaack!

GeeGee

Before the internet sometimes you had to roam the world to find a statue of your particular fetish.

Big Bad Jon

"I'm not sure how it works, but it has something to do with KFC's secret recipe."

Kelly Robinson

The Ugly Fuckling

GeeGee

And that's how angels get their wings, son.

Wicket

"Just don't come inside me."

sallan

"He may just be a swan, but he's hung like an ostrich."

Kelly Robinson

Unfortunately it answers the question "Who do I have to screw to win a craption?".

LilMoof

Cathrine the Great's lesser known sister Irina the Better than Average also died under embarrassing circumstances.

Questionevil

Nancy: "oh my god, never again. we were so drunk last night!" Cindy: "i know, i totally did the electric slide & karoke! crazy huh?" Tina: "yeah real crazy, i fucked a goose, CHECKMATE BITCHES!"

badonia

And I thought all the white stuff on the statue was bird poop.

pcyopick
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