Other Craptions

That's just WRONG. Having that lamp on during the day is just a waste of energy and resources. Sickening.

The stork delivers another baby.

Great. Geese are getting more chick action than me. Just fucking great.

Aflaaaaaaaaaack!

Before the internet sometimes you had to roam the world to find a statue of your particular fetish.

"I'm not sure how it works, but it has something to do with KFC's secret recipe."

The Ugly Fuckling

And that's how angels get their wings, son.

"Just don't come inside me."

"He may just be a swan, but he's hung like an ostrich."

Unfortunately it answers the question "Who do I have to screw to win a craption?".

Cathrine the Great's lesser known sister Irina the Better than Average also died under embarrassing circumstances.

Nancy: "oh my god, never again. we were so drunk last night!" Cindy: "i know, i totally did the electric slide & karoke! crazy huh?" Tina: "yeah real crazy, i fucked a goose, CHECKMATE BITCHES!"

And I thought all the white stuff on the statue was bird poop.

O.K.....do I get my Klondike Bar now?

In a stunning turn of events, Aflac and Axe shower gel merged into one company.

"I never played Fuck Fuck Goose. How does it work?"

I don't know whose tomb that is, but she must have had a weird life.

That statue is so FOWL. Heh heh.... get it? FOWL? Heh...because it's a bird and... uh... I loathe myself.

Mother Goose Uncensored

The statue stood as a disturbing reminder that, in this park, "Do Not Feed the Geese" was met with severe penalties.

Apparently geese aren't deterred by Rape prevention lighting.

Here, Let me have a GANDER at you?

"Fuck a duck" was never intended as a serious suggestion.

In Soviet Russia duck stuffs YOU!

A confused swan, instead of laying an egg, lays Anne Egg.

Try explaining this to your 3year old...

Normally when someone is the first person to pass out at a party pictures of them getting punked by their friends get posted on the internet. The truly great ones become immortalized on campus.

Best beak job I ever got.

"So we had this put in instead of a slide. No big deal. It's not like those kids haven't already seen it on TV."

Ducky Style

"No don't call the cops! Its ok im a vet"

Gary, the man on the right, simply couldn't bear to see his wife cheating on him. Especially not with a woman.

STOP recycling jokes already used. It wasn't funny then, and it isn't funny now. And you people stop giving them your votes.

Mom?

She looks nothing like she did on craigslist

Peckerhead?

She had thick calves, but Gary Goose wasn't picky.

When PETA saw their statue they realized that perhaps they should have more clearly defined "ethical treatment".

This must be Canada

On the right you can see the offspring of this couple, unfortunately, the photographer did not catch the other half of the man-goose.

No I wished for a big hard DICK

Dude, you got any change on you? I'm SO trying this out!

Wow. I don't have anything funny to say. Just... who came up with the idea to make this?

Quit your squawking and just get the job done!!

Insert coin for best massage ever

Duck, Duck, Goose, alright, who's next??

It's not a duck - it's that bastard Zeus again...

and that's how mom saved Christmas