Other Craptions

They're magically malicious.

Boston: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

That explains why the Stormtroopers can't shoot worth shit

This is not the beer you're looking for...

Luke, I am your lager.

Time to listen to some Dropkick Murphys, drink 37 pints, and get revenge on those fucking tiny bear things.

Ok ...who else agrees that Gary's green hat makes us all look stupid?

"Aren't you a little drunk for a storm trooper??"

Stormtroopers patrol the St. Patrick's Day parade in case those gays try to join in.

This suit makes him look tanner than his natural complexion.

I find your lack of faith and begorrah disturbing.

If you think this photo is funny you should see when these fuckers Riverdance

Oh Ani boy! The pipes, the pipes are calling!

WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING GREEN? EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING GREEN? GO HOME "NOW" AND PUT SOME GREEN ON? MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!!!

"Thhhe rebel plansh are not in the main computer... We're gonna need to check out thish other pub, I mean computer..hic!"

This is a very inaccurate depiction of the Irish; none of those Storm Troopers is pregnant.

"Because this is THRILLER!" "Paul, quit fuckin around, and step to the beat!"

The St. Patricks day parade is fun, but the real fun is at the Stormtrooper Gay Pride parade.

The Alec Guinness Beer Army.

Ten minutes later, Mark Hamil shows up drunk; picks a fight with the actor playing Darth Vader, then yells "I've got the shot!", before diving headfirst into a storm drain...

After Emperor Palpatine was tricked by that leprechaun, he forced everyone from Ireland to join his army and hunt down the little bastard.

FREEZE! ... are you after me lucky charms?

Ahhh, laddie, yes, we're off kill us the wee lass known as Lea.

A long time ago ...at a brewery far far away.

Lets see those assholes try and pinch me now

The guiness world attempt for highest amount of irish geeks in a green top-hat wearing volkswagen

The newest members of the IRA.

This isn't the shamrock you're looking for.... move along.... move along...

Go ahead bitch. I fucking DARE you to type something funny about me.

Quick think of a witty craption! ahhhhhhhhhhhh...........Michael Jackson!

In the future, historical recreations are a little bit hazy on facts...

"HHHey Yoo...Yaehhh Yooo....(hic)...yoo seen any (hic) droidzez anywherw?...HUH?...Alritee...move along..(hic) move along."

Scripwriter: Mr Lucas are you sure Jar Jar is a good idea. Georgie: Yeah of cours....hang on inspiration has struck, how about. Wait for it, this is great, Stormtroopers, but Irish.

Why is that one little fukker dressed as a hobbit?

After the destruction of the Death Star, most of tie fighter unit 32B were relocated to Boston.

Fuck you Boston.

George Lucas's version of "Gangs of New York", although action packed, really wasn't that great.

Danny skipped the armor today and decided to come to the parade as a drunk Irish guy.

May the Coors be with you.

*Sticks on shamrock* Pinch me again, mother fucker...

This is what the world would have been like if the Irish hadn't discovered alcohol.

Would you believe this is how democracy will die in America?

"Aye, may the force be with you, lad."

Shamrock Wars: The Empire Drinks Jack

Ready, aim, DRINK!

Bragh-back Mountain.

Ironically this picture was taken before Happy Hour

They may be out of work...but they have guns... and they want your potatoes...and they won't take "These aren't the spuds you're looking for" for an answer.

Unemployment hit the Irish Storm troopers particularly hard.