Craptions Classics July 30, 2008

"Alert Lord McVader that I've found that Protestant whore Leia!"

Gatt

Other Craptions

They're magically malicious.

Kelly Robinson

Boston: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Jeepster

That explains why the Stormtroopers can't shoot worth shit

Spirit

This is not the beer you're looking for...

tjoister

Luke, I am your lager.

Mafusma

Time to listen to some Dropkick Murphys, drink 37 pints, and get revenge on those fucking tiny bear things.

GoatimusPrime

Ok ...who else agrees that Gary's green hat makes us all look stupid?

megaweege66

"Aren't you a little drunk for a storm trooper??"

Thomas Calnan

Stormtroopers patrol the St. Patrick's Day parade in case those gays try to join in.

CavalierX

This suit makes him look tanner than his natural complexion.

Mafusma

I find your lack of faith and begorrah disturbing.

CavalierX

If you think this photo is funny you should see when these fuckers Riverdance

TheSicilian

Oh Ani boy! The pipes, the pipes are calling!

IronSchism

WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING GREEN? EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING GREEN? GO HOME "NOW" AND PUT SOME GREEN ON? MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!!!

Ed_Gein
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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