Other Craptions

"hey buddy dont worry. just because you got here late doesn't mean you wont get a go. that's the great thing about bukkake!"

Vote for this craption or Mr. Chan takes off the thong.

This is why you can't see behind the sushi bar.

Dammit, I'm wearing a shirt and shoes. Give me my fucking service!

Kim reassured his brother that everything was all right. There was no need to be embarrased about his wardrobe. Lots of people wore socks with sandals.

The Emperor loved his new pants.

Casual Friday.

Ok, ok... Let's try and remember. Are you sure your wallet's not in your back pock... Oh. Right.

"Tim, I know it was your first time, but just keep the bandage up there. Trust me, the bleeding will stop."

"I knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see you're nuts."

Kenji was proud of his son. Surviving the Atomic Wedgy was the first, and most difficult, of the Coming of Age trials.

In retrospect the loopholes in the 'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service' policy were obvious.

Damn Karl! I said you outfit needs more SASS!

Thanks, CRACKED.

"Opening ceremony display? I thought it was a "display your opening" ceremony."

Crotching tiger, hidden dragon.

At least they didn't take his watch.

It wasn't easy for Daniel to take care of Mr Miyagi in his later years. He hated the feedings. He hated the the medicine applications. He especially hated the new use for the "wax on, wax off" technique.

Blokeback Mountain.

A happy clappy Jappy chappy in a nappy

"Hey, there's a man behind you about to take a picture." "I'm not gonna look. I always look stupid in those pictures."

Uhm...I can still see your sack...

"Hey, Confucius say 'man with hand in other man's pants not feeling himself today.' If you know what I mean."

What happens in Japan really should just fucking stay in Japan.

Dear Cracked.com. I am writting to you because I feel it is unfair that you are using a picture of me as a craption. Also, I seem to be recycling jokes, care to give me some pointers?

And you thought toilet paper stuck to your SHOE was embarrassing.

This is why we should give to UNICEF.

"Oh yes, they call him the Stleak"

dude no pants day is tomarrow

"We all gotta pay our dues. Before you know it, there'll be another new guy and he'll have to wear *your* thong around his head."

Kwon sadly eyed all of the rides at the amusement park as Jin tried to console him, but rules were rules. You must wear pants to ride the tilt-o-whirl.

Wang? I can see your Dong...

Dave knew the photographer was behind him Dave didn’t Care Dave was a slut

Crack dealer in China

Remember to floss!

For God sake, whatever you do, do NOT press that green "SEE ALL" button.. bleoraagghh..

I'd hit it!

Is this the line for the gang bang? No, this is the two girls one cup two set. Gang bang's one more door on the left. Ay Aragato!

Hey Charlie, you're sure we're not under dressed?

history would have painted a different picture of chin if his buddy hadn't reminded him to put on pants moments b4 his tiananmen square protest.

Some believe that atomic wedgies help take the pain out of atomic bombings.

"I don't know why, but suddenly I'm craving steamed dumplings."

"Dude.. there's an obviously gay photograher right behind you."

"Psst... Hey, Takeshi, check it out! There's a guy who came here wearing pants!" *snort* *giggle*

It's like a terrible accident. I know I shouldn't look- but can't help myself!

"Does my butt look big in this?"

Not pictured: the horrified people at their computers gouging their eyes out in a futile attempt to get rid of the horrifying image they just saw.

I always wondered why their voices were a little high pitched.

A fistfight broke out when the man on the left expressed his desire to "Explore the moon."