Other Craptions

Take me to your landlord.

Area 51-B

Wanna screw your kid up? Tell 'em to go stand in the corner...

All your suburbs are belong to us

"Could we borrow a cup of crystalline solid disacchiride?"

I, for one, welcome our new alien landlords.

E.T. rent home.

For rent: spaceship-shaped home. Lots of outer space.

When George lost his job, the Jetson’s hit rock bottom

The truth IS out there...it's just somewhere in Arkansas where no one really cares to look.

Not Pictured: the No Trespassing sign that reads "Trespassers Will Be Probed. Repeatedly."

I'd stay in this neighbourhood, but then I would just feel alienated.

I don't get what's funny about this. That house is FREAKIN AWESOME!

The first pictures to come back from Mars were surprising, but also a little depressing....

"Why do the new neighbors keep telling me they came from my anus?"

*sigh* And this used to be such a good neighborhood, too. Damn illegal aliens.

This week on MTV Cribs: John Travolta

"Klaatu barada nikto" translates as "You're a month behind on your rent."

"We've been on this planet anal-probing people for the last 3 years and the only data we've been able to produce is that 1 in 5 of them don't seem to mind."

Dear Cracked.com. I am writing to you because I feel it is unfair having my house featured on your site without my written permission, and I certainly don't agree that it should be on here in the name of comedy.

All the fish gather in the aquarium to watch the interesting things that humans do.

Sure, ummm....John Smith, you can rent the property. I just need some proof of identification. Really? From out of town, you don't say...

The Mothershack

The invasion of Earth was more expensive than previously thought.

Please submit your rental application in Wingdings font.

Blacks, Whites, Hispanics and Grays welcome to apply.

Vera liked Mrs. Gleep okay, but her Tupperware parties were fucking weird.

Little did Optimus Prime know that when he left his grill at the campsite, he wouldn't be getting it back.

All applicants subject to Equal Housing Anal Probing.

Wife: Honey, did you turn on the cloaking device, like I told you? Husband: Yes, dear...

When the aliens crash-landed on Earth, they decided to be the next best thing to an Evil Overlord...a Hateful-Ass Landlord.

The rocks are perfect camouflage.

Giant Ants develop a human trap.

Great- now that "those" people moved into the neighbourhood, our property value is going to drop!

M. Night Shyamalan: "Perfect...I can rip this off for my next pathetic excuse for a movie"

Wanted: 1 BBW to share living quarters with SHA (Small Horny Alien).

I wondered what happened to the spaceship from ELO's "Out of the Blue" tour.

You ain't from around here, are ya boy?

Features include: Air Conditioning, Cable Hook-up, High-Speed Internet, Free Anal Probing. Mention this ad for $100 off your first months rent!

After blowing all his money on booze and hookers Kaatu resorted to making money any way he could.

Battlestar Nashville.

After crash-landing into an apartment building, the visibly intoxicated space alien emerged from his vessel, proclaiming, "LLLLLIKE A GLOVE!"

Ding Dong....Beam in.

Tenants must be neat, must be quiet, and must maintain crop circles at all times...

Alien Rednecks with an old spaceship on cinder blocks in the front lawn, nice.

I'm so confused...that sign isn't in Japanese.

so thats where Tupac has been

Lawn ornaments just make a house look trashy, don't you think?

As humans become more wary and avoid dark Kentucky highways, aliens are resorting to more subtle tactics in an effort to meet their abduction quotas.