Other Craptions

A womb with a view.

Just another pregnant, single, underage black statue.

After going around to nearly every hospital in the city and getting doors shut in the face, Bob gave up and finally sold his "Miracle of Life" sculpture to the abortion clinic.

where will you be when acid rain strikes?

Fetus DeMilo

Jim was excited about having an office with a window...until he looked outside.

When making a statue for public display outside, one must ask themselves, "Am I okay with knowing that birds are going to shit all over this?"

I ate a baby!! What you dont believe me? Hand me that potato peeler!

That baby is only occupying one half of the womb. What the hell is in the other half? I know it's not funny. I'm just asking.

Every day at precisely 7:00AM, it throws up on passersby.

Six blocks away in front of a bar, there's a statue of stressed out Brad Pitt seated at a bar. That one is called "I Just Can't Take Much More of Her Shit."

This really should come with a spoiler warning. I didnt see Saw 5 yet.

'...No George, that's NOT how you do a C-section! How the fuck did you get into medical school?!'

So let me get this straight. Ultraman is really a chick, and she's Ironman's mother? These retcon stories are killing me!

C Section? Looks more like a "SEE" Section to me.

Can she cook?

When the workers were told to mount the statue, they only did what was asked of them.

Abortion's mascot, "The Terminator"...get it?

Hey, we can see her breast and vagina. How am I supposed to explain this to my child?

People have done that crappy "womb with a view" on,, like, twelve different craptions now,, don't vote for that shit.

If only she had just called a cab instead of letting Hulk Hogan's son drive her to the hospital

Womb Raider

Oddly enough, no one questioned why the statue was outside of a bank.

Anyone else wondering how big her ass is?

Wow, the new version of the Operation game is awesome!

Become an Obstetrician with our easy 5 minute course! Act now space is limited!

FINALLY! a craption where a "dont open the glove compar-" doesnt work!!!

I bet in a weird dimension, some action figure is masturbating to this.

I'd hit it.

Da fuck is that?

Demi Moore poses for Vanity Fair yet again

Unfortunately, Boobs of War got pregnant.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a giant statue?

There's Waldo! Wow, he's getting better at this.

...and I thought these things smelled bad, on the outside.

Right side: This is your body... Left side: This is your body when you're missing an arm, your skin is peeled off, and your illegitimate baby is exposed to the masses. Any questions?

She was denied entry to her prom for that dress.

Why do I get the feeling this is outside of the Welfare Department?

Optimus Prime didn't wear a condom.

"Miss Smith, wake up...no, we haven't finished. Your medical insurance has expired."

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Lois this is not my batman cup

"In Utero Reissue" album cover

Strangely, it's not barefoot.

Two-face's unfortunate daughter and granddaughter.

She really DON'T know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.

I guess her husband REALLY knows how to get under her skin.

The average gestation period for a statue is approximately 20 years...painful.

I didn't know Slim Goodbody was going to be a father.

The eighth installment of the Resident Evil saga was not as successful as its predecessors.