Other Craptions

Engine by Ford. Chassis by Hanna-Barbara.

No matter what John did, he couldn't get it out of his head. Even when driving stoned, the flaming lips song followed him everywhere.

The Pimp My Ride/Queer Eye for the Straight Guy crossover failed to generate the ratings it hoped for.

It's one goddamn thing after another.

When they tried to introduce NASCAR to San Francisco.

Dave suffers through another hellish morning of his Dad driving him to school.

Is that a Lincoln Log coming out of the glove compartment?

This is why nobody will buy eco-friendly cars: They look retarded.

Disney-Pixar Cars 2: Two Ugly Motherfu-Car

Fast and Furious 4: Marshmallow Drift

Things get a little too weird for Christian Bale at the Heath Ledger Memorial Race.

The Rolling Stones and Kiss rivalry has gone just too far....

Mick Jaguar...

Fred had been concerned about Barney for a while, and his latest choice of vehicle only confirmed Freds' suspicions.

At midnight, Amy Winehouse turned back into her natural form... She wouldn't give up that list bit of crack, though - she would chase it down!!!

"Kiss my ass!" "That's the idea Sweety!"

Probably not Japan, so it must be Canada.

I need your clothes and your shoes and your rock car. Where is John Connor?

Vin Diesel really needs to get rid of his agent...

I can't bring myself to make fun of this - I don't own a car of any kind....

Am I the ONLY ONE that can type "Hanna-Barbera" correctly?

Worst Mardi Gras ever.

Gone are the days of the creeping white Van or John Wayne Gacy's ice cream truck, the modern pedophile knows you have to really sell it or you don't get it!

As you can see the Ford's Electric Kidney stone has much better breakaway speed than the Hyundai Hybrid Blowjob.

"This is the San Francisco Police Department! Pull over to the side of the road!"

The Joker foils Batman's plans to live a life of normality, albeit a little skewed when Mr Uppity is masturbating in your front seat.

Fuck saving gas, I'm not getting in those fucktarded hybrid things.

Seriously it DOES handle like a brick.

okay, so I was playing Mario Kart on acid when...

"Mic" Jagger? Hanna-"Barbara"? Hey, and I thought writing craptions required just a bit of IQ.

The Kentucky Queerby.

This week on COPS...Neverland Ranch Security and the now-famous Ryan Seacrest pursuit!

And you all used to laugh at Ed Begley Jr. Who's laughing now!!

This is the last time I let "Retarded Bobby" plan my birthday.

Jules ambitions were about to be fulfilled. He would go on in glorious fashion to win the race to look stupid.

Formula 1 in Japan.

Yesterday, I got the oil changed and some Collagen injections for the lips... I want to keep my car looking good!!

Mario Kart: jumped the shark?

An interdimensional rift opens up on the indy 500. By some miracle the driver of what used to bt the Firestone car walked away with only a haircut and a new pair of sunglasses.

Sometimes the worst thing about hitchhiking is when somebody actually gives you a ride.

Michael Bolton driving Captain Caveman in Fred Flinstones car.

That giant furry character is either 1. waving or 2. trying to fending off the camera's while wanking.

Making a live action movie of Hanna-Barbara's Wacky Races? Has Speed Racer taught you nothing, Hollywood?

Looks like the design team at Chevrolet took the "Like a Rock" ad campaign a little too literally.

There was already a Wacky Racers picture up for craptioning... move on already!

Derek's alternate fuel car ran on nothing but puppet semen, and it's almost time to top off the tank.

Knight Rider car Kit finally drives out of the closet.

It's a drag race.

When England decided to join in the funny car races, they didn't quite understand the concept.