Other Craptions

Are you making the field sobriety test harder because we're Mexicans?

"This is embarrassing -- no one showed up but our brothers and sisters."

Circue de Ole'

Mexican Space Program. One entire person closer to the moon than yesterday.

"Glad it's not us this time!" signed: Canada

Ever since they lost their mechs team Voltron's combined form failed to impress

Mexico's new hit reality show, "So You Think You Can Cross the Border?"

Dirty Sanchez - The Musical.

Contrary to racial stereotype, the boys went out of their way to prove that their backs are actually quite dry.

I once saw a human pyramid... it was completely unnecessary

The Mexican entrants to the Olympic event "Synchronized Fucking About"

Where will you be when - Oh shit, JENGA!!

It was impressive, but Philipe still had to twist to the right for Channel 7 to come in REALLY clear.

Celebrating all that is Christmas, their next trick would be the Human Turducken. A guy stuffed inside a guy inside a guy inside a...

The #1 craption for this photo is retarded.

A re-enactment was the only way the jury could fully understand what truly went on at Neverland Ranch.

Juan and his amigos demonstrate how they'll jump the fence into America.

Through prayer,practice,and a half bottle of Cuervo,Jose turns MexiCANTS into MexiCANS.

It's all fun and games until a bus comes along.

If you think the Y is good, wait until you see M, C and A

the moral of the story is NEVER bend down to tie your shoelace when the circus is in town...

Suddenly America's Got Talent seems pretty good.

The Mexican scientists, convinced that the Earth was floating away, were not going to stand idly by!

Where will I be when diarrhea strikes? Hopefully tea-bagging all these motherfuckers who keep posting craptions asking me where I'll be when diarrhea strikes.

That guy on top is REALLY scared of the spider!

2008 SAT question: Given the picture above. If you are permitted one swift kick to the nuts, to whom would it need to be delivered to produce maximum damage? a) Blue jeans - Green shirt b) Blue jeans - Blue shirt c) Blue jeans - Red shirt d) Blue

Not pictured: the pole vaulter

Ahh another anti-drug commercial where the kids are supposed to be from the "streets" but in reality are just gay.

The year 1982: As Juan fell from the third story building, he yelled for his friends to bust a move before he broke something. A new dance was born.

Great, now follow the arrow to your $5.00 paycheck.

That's cool and all...but you're still not welcome in America.

Power praying Mexican style.

Breakin'2:Electric Boogaloo was follwed by Breakin'3: backdoor me.

"Brokeback Mounting"

Somewhere, a deck is going unbuilt.

The Guatemalan Gay Pride Parade was small in its first year.

Richard Simmons only visited the sleepy town of Porto de Pollo once, but he left a lasting impression on the locals

The guy on the top is going to shower the people with a spraying of diarrhea, followed by a missle launching lincoln log.

"Shit...I think they're on to us. I think they know that we're terrorists!" "Fuck, what do we do?" "Umm...I don't know, do something American!"

Somewhere, some hombre is masturbating to this.

Fight club-The musical

ROBIN BEGINS: Robin then fell as the guy at the bottom budged. Of course he was hurt more by the death of both his dads.

Very nice guys. You're still going to need a digital converter box on February 17th, your ass is analog.

Mexican Traffic Cone

I hate to break it to them but Ed Sullivan has been dead for years.

I'll go on top, my pants are lighter.

"Jose, GOD is not your personal proctologist. He really does not need to see your ass like that."

Where will you be when Montezuma gets his revenge?

Cirque du Ole!