Craptions Classics July 24, 2008

Warning... do not keep mentos in your car when parked that close to a Coca-cola truck!!!!

Thomas Calnan

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"Honey, I think my water just broke."

Kelly Robinson

"Well, just don't open the glove compar..."

Mr_K_Twig

Water Elemental attacks your car. Role a savings throw against your insurance company.

BootsMcNinja

Due to modern day construction, Poseidon had to find creative ways to punish mortals

Slava

What happens when you stroke a four-stroke engine five times.

John Bayne

Olds Faithful

GeeGee

Now THAT is some windshield washer!!!

Patrickivan

D4 Damit you sunk my battleship

dazam

God gave him a first chance when he wrote "Wash me" in the windshield grime.

Kelly Robinson

Timmy said he had to pee. Maybe you'll listen next time.

ern19

Trident splash... It'll fuck your shit up

boardusmcer

"Honey I Parked On A Geyser" failed to recussitate the franchise. And Rick Moranis drowned.

jamierh

"Ummm,omigod did I like pass the driving test?"

grantsean
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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