Warning... do not keep mentos in your car when parked that close to a Coca-cola truck!!!!
"Honey, I think my water just broke."
"Well, just don't open the glove compar..."
Water Elemental attacks your car. Role a savings throw against your insurance company.
Due to modern day construction, Poseidon had to find creative ways to punish mortals
What happens when you stroke a four-stroke engine five times.
Now THAT is some windshield washer!!!
Damit you sunk my battleship
God gave him a first chance when he wrote "Wash me" in the windshield grime.
Timmy said he had to pee. Maybe you'll listen next time.
Trident splash... It'll fuck your shit up
"Honey I Parked On A Geyser" failed to recussitate the franchise. And Rick Moranis drowned.
"Ummm,omigod did I like pass the driving test?"