Craptions Classics July 22, 2008

Lincoln Logs Ahead: The Musical

John Bayne

Other Craptions

Nobody ever came out of Chuck's motivational speeches without a true sense of terror

Yarock

Is it just me, or have the Mormon missionaries gotten more aggressive lately?

Kelly Robinson

"Must...not...masturbate...to...this..."

eu_sunt_acela

Now that Lance has retired, Clint Howard can begin to dominate the Tour de France.

Gatt

The school physics lecture was going well until the teacher accidentally demonstrated that Force = Mass x Acceleration on his nutsack

iantendo

"AND IIIIIEEEIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU!"

BootsMcNinja

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Mutha

"For the love of god someone please tell me where the executive bathrooms are!"

grantsean

"For my next trick I'm gonna shit a bicycle."

sallan

Sam cringes because he knows that the diarrhea and masturbation jokes will be flooding the craptions when this posts.

LilMoof

Clowns seemed better when I was a kid.

CavalierX

A pedalophile.

claypots

Pictured: The only Tour de France rider not on steriods.

FoolofaTook

....and that's the last cycling trip that the chess club ever took....

Thomas Calnan
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