Other Craptions

Nobody ever came out of Chuck's motivational speeches without a true sense of terror

Is it just me, or have the Mormon missionaries gotten more aggressive lately?

Now that Lance has retired, Clint Howard can begin to dominate the Tour de France.

"Must...not...masturbate...to...this..."

The school physics lecture was going well until the teacher accidentally demonstrated that Force = Mass x Acceleration on his nutsack

"AND IIIIIEEEIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU!"

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

"For the love of god someone please tell me where the executive bathrooms are!"

"For my next trick I'm gonna shit a bicycle."

Sam cringes because he knows that the diarrhea and masturbation jokes will be flooding the craptions when this posts.

Clowns seemed better when I was a kid.

A pedalophile.

Pictured: The only Tour de France rider not on steriods.

....and that's the last cycling trip that the chess club ever took....

Robby Knievel's accountant.

It hurt like hell, and he'd never have kids of his own, but Stanley loved to hear the laughter of the children.

Ted's secret wish of being a fat bottomed girl making the rockin' world go round was finally coming true.

Jack Nicholson is trying REALLY hard to take back the position of 'Batman's Freakiest Villain' from Heath Ledger.

Somehow, the audience had hypnotized the hypnotist.

Canada's Answer to Lance Armstrong

The Olympic Committee regretted their decision to hold the games in Beijing once they realized karaoke had secretly become one of the events in the triathlon.

Parkins has... stress management issues.

With everyone distracted by the moron on the bicycle Father Sebastien had his chance to sneak away with a small boy on his shoulders... SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!

Le Tour de Taint

Of course I wore a tie to the race! I didnt want to show up there looking like a complete asshole!!!

"Daddy, why is that Man screaming" "He's not a man...any more Billy"

Now they have the contestents wearing microphones in the Special Olympics. You can now hear every grunt, groan, and Tourette Syndrome induced curse in 7.1 dolby digital sound.

"Check it out Hawkins! You think you're the only physicist on wheels??"

He may have no clue how to ride a bike, but you have to admire the enthusiasm he puts into it.

The agony of defeat.

In Soviet Russia, bicycle does tricks with you!

Born to be mild

"Please. Stop laughing. Pelvis. Cracked. Not. Part. Of. Show."

The Mid-west's leader in sales of the Taint-o-cycle.

A for effort F for avoidance of a colostomy bag

In last place at the Tour De France, is Allen of the Team Geek Squad.

Brittny Spears is really letting herself go! But her new act is fantastic!

Prof Xavier BEFORE getting his hover chair...

As Steve rode his bike to work, he regretted hiring that studio audience.

That bike should have a Sissy-bar.

...and thats when I realized I had hit rock bottom.

Elvis Costello's "Like A Virgin" is a hit.

Where will you be whe...OW! NO! STOP HITTING ME! Ok, ok, I'll stop, I promise!

He must be the CEO of the Special Olympics

"If I had Balls, they'd be killing me!"

See that, son? That there's Aids.

Even as his testicles ruptured, Steve was trying to figure out how to work this into his 'success is like a bicycle' metaphor.

Johan was three miles into the race before he finally realized he'd left his pelvis in the washing machine.

Is it just me or are the X-Games getting worse every year?