Other Craptions

The average car lays between 150 and 200 eggs

As he attempted to parallel park, Steve realized he'd never driven this stoned before.

After they saw what Rock could really do, paper and scissors officially retired from the game.

Bond immediately regretted flirting with Qs wife.

Professor Wankelstein had no proof, but he suspected the Geology Department.

What's that stupid gecko got to say about THIS?

The worst thing about new Bio-Fuel is that you have to peel the fuel BEFORE putting it in the car

I really don't think there's anyone masturbating to this. Seriously.

Wait, I think I see the problem.

Bob was disappointed when he realized his new car was a melon.

much like squirrels foreign vehicles will store up various fruits when preparing for the long winter ahead

After the glory days of "Labrynth" ended, Ludo got pretty deep into drugs and turned to car jacking to feed his habbit

Jerry's car theft prevention kit wasn't as practical as he had invisioned initially.

When you get your car detailed in Poland, don't ask for the coconut air freshener.

That radio station DID promise "more rock, less talk."

In hindsight, Bob knew he should never have let his beloved car go to baghdad without a burka

The trouble with tribbles turned out to be that they couldn't drive

Fuck you, they were on sale!

Carnucopia

Fred calmed down. He'd left the fruit stand way back there in the dust. He sped up a lit-- --IT WAS IN THE BACKSEAT!

"Scotty,I TOLD you not to bring any Tribbles back!"

Pimp my car, Euro edition, kinda sucked.

Your move, Vitamin C deficiency.

If this car's a-rocking, don't come a-knocking

Every car has a horn, but this one has a horn of plenty!

How the hell do I explain this one on my Carfax history report?

In the Alps, even honking your horn can trigger an avalanche.

The plan to cut down on drivers wrongfully using the handicapped parking spaces worked perfectly. If they didn't need it before, they sure as hell would after.

In Soviet Russia, rocks drive cars.

My car's got BALLS!

I really want to kill the person who sent this photo to cracked.com.

After The Fantastic Four split, the Thing just couldn't get it together...

The last words heard were "Go-Go-Gsdget Avalanche."

I'm guessing this car gets really shitty mileage.

F-R-E-E That spells "Free" Credit Report Dot Com Baby! Fuck it, lets stone the actors in those annoying commercials to death

The sculls of a thousand clowns came tumbling out of what historians can only tell us was called "a clown car".

That's quite the gumball dispenser!

If that cars a Geode then I think I get the joke

The Professor had finally invented a car that worked...unfortunately Gilligan overfilled the Fuel tank.

Proof that Mikey mixed Pop-Rocks and Pepsi.

The first attempt at time travel in a car ended in disaster when the Doc's test subject was stoned to death outside of Antioch in the year 35 A.D.

And that's what Britain gets for driving on the left side of the road.

There a couple dudes inside gettin' stoned.

When cars barf.

The new Pink Panther movie looks to be just about as funny as the last Pink Panther movie

When Jon told the salesmen he wanted a car that could help get him a lot of melons, this wasn't what he meant.

Nigel, when I said I wanted to Rock and Roll, this is not what I had in mind.

this is what getting carjacked in Europe looks like.

Finally an end to the diarrhea.