Craptions Classics July 21, 2008

"Well, just don't open the glove compar..."

Mr_K_Twig

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The average car lays between 150 and 200 eggs

JayC

As he attempted to parallel park, Steve realized he'd never driven this stoned before.

GeeGee

After they saw what Rock could really do, paper and scissors officially retired from the game.

thecamerican

Bond immediately regretted flirting with Qs wife.

FoolofaTook

Professor Wankelstein had no proof, but he suspected the Geology Department.

Kelly Robinson

What's that stupid gecko got to say about THIS?

CavalierX

The worst thing about new Bio-Fuel is that you have to peel the fuel BEFORE putting it in the car

Slava

I really don't think there's anyone masturbating to this. Seriously.

eu_sunt_acela

Wait, I think I see the problem.

Jeepster

Bob was disappointed when he realized his new car was a melon.

GeeGee

much like squirrels foreign vehicles will store up various fruits when preparing for the long winter ahead

boardusmcer

After the glory days of "Labrynth" ended, Ludo got pretty deep into drugs and turned to car jacking to feed his habbit

deceptacop

Jerry's car theft prevention kit wasn't as practical as he had invisioned initially.

Ed_Gein

When you get your car detailed in Poland, don't ask for the coconut air freshener.

TechnoCupcake
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