Warning...Lincoln Logs ahead!
Please don't litter while you're falling to your death.
Warning: you are in the ghetto. Wheel theft imminent.
Caution: sneaky bikes may attack you, knock you over, and steal your newspaper.
Warning: Riding a bike is fucking difficult if you don't have feet!
Caution: Pogo sticks cannot replace bicycle wheels.
Ironically, the sign was bent by a flying headbutt.
A warning sign?? It would have made more sense to FIX THE FREAKIN' ROAD!!
In case of crash, please try to land on one of our conveniently placed floating marshmallows
Caution: Read Bicycle Assembly Instructions BEFORE Riding
Not pictured, the bastard with a square jack hammer.
Remarkably, this has happened enough times to warrant a sign!
CAUTION: POTHOLES Make sure you're wearing clean underwear. Love, Mom
"We could fix these huge square gapes in the road, but It'd be a lot cheaper to put up a sign."
Warning:Canadian roads ahead.