Other Craptions

Warning: you are in the ghetto. Wheel theft imminent.

Please don't litter while you're falling to your death.

Caution: sneaky bikes may attack you, knock you over, and steal your newspaper.

Warning: Riding a bike is fucking difficult if you don't have feet!

Caution: Pogo sticks cannot replace bicycle wheels.

Ironically, the sign was bent by a flying headbutt.

A warning sign?? It would have made more sense to FIX THE FREAKIN' ROAD!!

In case of crash, please try to land on one of our conveniently placed floating marshmallows

Caution: Read Bicycle Assembly Instructions BEFORE Riding

Not pictured, the bastard with a square jack hammer.

Remarkably, this has happened enough times to warrant a sign!

CAUTION: POTHOLES Make sure you're wearing clean underwear. Love, Mom

"We could fix these huge square gapes in the road, but It'd be a lot cheaper to put up a sign."

Warning:Canadian roads ahead.

Slow: Retard Zone Ahead

Warning: Impressive dismounts required beyond this point!

Crashing your bike is not an excuse for littering

Phil knew he was about to be fired from the sign factory, so he thought he'd fuck with 'em one last time.

Ironically, the person who ignored this sign is the one who left the dent in it moments later.

Low on funds, the city had to portray multiple messages on one sign, this one says: no littering, wear a helmet, and watch out for potholes

These new Lego roads suck.

Don't read the paper while biking here!

Caution: "War on Terror" is against fuel efficient means of transportation.

This message brought to you by KPSU; warning retards of the obvious for over 60 years.

Sorry Cracked, I dont have time for craptions today I have to go see The Dark Knight for the dozenth time

They could have just said "No Bikes."

Caution: wearing a beret while biking will result in loss of bicycle, newspaper and dignity.

Caution: Be wheely, wheely careful...

New road signs denote popular urban legends: This one is for the headless biker with a pegleg for a front wheel.

An innovative form of reverse speed bumps, especially effective for bicyclists. Your Government at Work.

Household Garbage Only. Dispose Dismembered Cyclists in County Landfill.

Caution: wild, horny bicycle. Know your safety word. We warned you.

These are what the new 'No Pizza Delivery on Bicycle Zone' signs look like.

Caution: Extreme Hilarity, 50m.

WARNING: GRAVITY LOW

WARNING: Area ahead protected by bicycles.

Welcome to Pavement Land! population: Your Mangled Face!

Caution: Bicycling advocates will use this as an example to pressure governments to spend obscene amounts of our tax money to create bike lanes that no .01% of the population uses.

Caution: Darwin Awards candidates ahead

"Choose your injury: Nuts to handlebars, or skull to pavement. You have 2 seconds."

Wishing to keep the neighborhood "pure", they set booby-traps for amputees, but they left a few warning clues.

A clear warning to Lance Armstrong that he will be beaten six ways from Sunday, and then violated with a rusty spoon, should he choose to enter this neighborhood.

Larry the road sign actor had a very rough day.

Caution: It is dangerous to ride a bicycle when you don't have hands or feet.

Warning: Bowl cut crossing!

The potholes on your bike trail were brought to you by the magnificent bastards at KPSU-AM. People on bicycles don't usually listen to the radio, so screw 'em. Now here's some Supertramp.

Tommy the pizza delivery boy had the unfortunate disadvantage of having no feet hands, or neck.

The dent on the sign's left is where the last bike-rider who didn't pay attention hit his head.

Caution: telephone poles with black and yellow lozenge pictographs ahead!