BootsMcNinja
Caution: sneaky bikes may attack you, knock you over, and steal your newspaper.
tim23891
In case of crash, please try to land on one of our conveniently placed floating marshmallows
geniuswaitress
"We could fix these huge square gapes in the road, but It'd be a lot cheaper to put up a sign."
outdoortype
Ironically, the person who ignored this sign is the one who left the dent in it moments later.
milla_time
Low on funds, the city had to portray multiple messages on one sign, this one says: no littering, wear a helmet, and watch out for potholes
geniuswaitress
Phil knew he was about to be fired from the sign factory, so he thought he'd fuck with 'em one last time.
BootsMcNinja
Caution: "War on Terror" is against fuel efficient means of transportation.
tribe3slacker
Sorry Cracked, I dont have time for craptions today I have to go see The Dark Knight for the dozenth time
Bell110
This message brought to you by KPSU; warning retards of the obvious for over 60 years.
geniuswaitress
New road signs denote popular urban legends: This one is for the headless biker with a pegleg for a front wheel.
CavalierX
Caution: wearing a beret while biking will result in loss of bicycle, newspaper and dignity.
bitch
An innovative form of reverse speed bumps, especially effective for bicyclists. Your Government at Work.
Patrickivan
Caution: Bicycling advocates will use this as an example to pressure governments to spend obscene amounts of our tax money to create bike lanes that no .01% of the population uses.
Syph
"Choose your injury: Nuts to handlebars, or skull to pavement. You have 2 seconds."
Mr_K_Twig
The dent on the sign's left is where the last bike-rider who didn't pay attention hit his head.
racedogg2
Tommy the pizza delivery boy had the unfortunate disadvantage of having no feet hands, or neck.
Bell110
I would think not riding your bike with it's handle bars sideways and avoiding square potholes would be common knowledge.
TheSicilian
The potholes on your bike trail were brought to you by the magnificent bastards at KPSU-AM. People on bicycles don't usually listen to the radio, so screw 'em. Now here's some Supertramp.
geniuswaitress
Wishing to keep the neighborhood "pure", they set booby-traps for amputees, but they left a few warning clues.
anasazidarkmoon
A clear warning to Lance Armstrong that he will be beaten six ways from Sunday, and then violated with a rusty spoon, should he choose to enter this neighborhood.
geniuswaitress
The new city-sponsored rock climbing wall for bikers flopped after Dave put all the signs up sideways.
Mr_K_Twig
For safer bike-riding: do NOT ride bike with front wheel in a 90 degree angle.
geniuswaitress
The abbreviation for English speakers means: Keep Pedaling or Suddenly Unheaded.
pcyopick
CAUTION: Trying to find good Scrabble words for the letters KPSU while bike riding may result in crashes.
Patrickivan
This poor sole is trapped in the phantom zone. Will someone let him out before he breaks his neck!
KGB
You know TWO wheels to ride a BIKE. So now you know, and KNOWING is half the BATTLE!
BrokenJester
"What if we make the roads unnecessarily dangerous? Then will you wear a fucking helmet?" -D.O.T.
Patrickivan
An excellent example of what Yoda meant when he said that "there is no Try. There is do- or do not!"...
Boonehams
WARNING: If propelled through the air from a bicycle crash, please use your standard issue air sick bag.
Grandpa spots an old sign that provides support for his story that back in his day, the potholes were not only square, but they could kill a kid on his way to school.
popmaker
Please don't fall off your bicycle and land on this sign, head first, leaving a dent. Again.
minivanmonkey
what i just loVe tO eaT supEr Fart On oR near MY Catapult Really Apple doucheie Pillager aT In or ON
hoodafa-kizit
Warning: Read the "Cleveland Guide to Missing Manhole-Covers" before setting out on your journey.
Ed_Gein
The advertising for the XTreme Cycling event left everyone wondering "WTF does this mean??"
grantsean
Just like tha icon dude,Im waving the white flag of surrender for todays' craption.
Mr_K_Twig
Caution: if you need this sign to cation you to ride more carefully; don't fucking ride a bike!
Online9
In the future, bicycles and pogo sticks will join together... the end result is... its not good.
BootsMcNinja
Who put the "Use caution when standing on a bike to film MILFs" sign sideways?
BootsMcNinja
Caution: Smug college students reading on the way to 'Symbolism in Postmodern Era' better look the fuck up or Ding! Bent sign!
BootsMcNinja
The legacy sign of KPSU collage radio. Saving lives, one drunk puking-in-a-bag cyclist at a time.
HackerOnHacker
Ironically, that dent is from someone crashing their bike into that sign. Curious.
geniuswaitress
Warning: Riding here will cause your head, hands and feet to separate from your body.
TheSicilian
He didn't see the potholes because he was too busy staring at fat drunk clown with a lime green unitard and a very revealing neck line
geniuswaitress
ONE guy with an acorn head has an accident and they have to go put up a sign.
TheSicilian
Caution: Pizza delivering douchebags who don't know how to ride a bike ahead
smash360
WARNING: Do not try to touch the white square. It is imaginary. You will fall off the sign.
Boonehams
WARNING: If you are a silhouette, your crash helmet will make it look like you have a stupid haircut.
Saadles
Paperboy Returns for the Wii comes loaded with fun obstacles for you and your family to overcome!
deathvirus
Remember kids, wear a helmet while on your bike. You might be riding along reading a map, hit a ditch, and fall off your bike!! Protect your precious little minds, or else you won't be able to read that map
niceskirt
Having your brains splatter on the floor from that bicycle ride is still better than paying for petrol.
hulk67851
Warning: High school graduates riding bikes over Lincoln logs will lose their high school dimplomas.
jamasian_man
He was waving a white flag because he knew he was going for the ultimate face plant.
Ono
The bicyclist saw the sticker on the bottom of the sign say " WAR = TERROR" and said..."pfft...bullshit" Then he was hit with a landmine.
xereau69
Caution: Looking at maps while riding 1-wheeled bicycles is strongly discouraged.
montanaguy
Followers of Ho-Chi-Min will be defeated by obvious randomly placed amputation trenches in road.
EddieBrock412
Warning: do not ride a bike with one wheel while holding a bag of groceries.
lacspider1
warning don't end up like the guy before you if you fall please watch the sign
Caution: Riding bike over pothole-filled road may result in hilarious Youtube videos.
archangel9363
Who in their right mind would ride a bike with a missing front wheel, with amputated hands and feet while reading a newspaper?
SgtBallsworth
Warning: These holes are dangerous enough to make you head become DISCONNECTED FRROM YOUR FUCKING BODY!
DickeMan
"John, Humphrey is disgruntled again. Go put a piece of tape over the exclamation he drew coming from retard bike man. We can't have the word 'FUCK!' on a public road sign!"
Teenagemovieboy
ATTENTION BIKE RIDERS please make sure your bike has two wheels before you ride it into a pothole
Teenagemovieboy
ATTENTION BIKE RIDERS Make sure your bike has two wheels before you go over a pothole
roritoria
Timmy the sign maker's son stared at the sign in horror. Why had his father immortalized Timmy's most mortifying moment? Why?
roritoria
Surveying his work the sign maker sighed in contentment at a job well done. Now if someone did this, whatever it was, it would be ther own damn fault.
Comicforhire
Budget:50$ Helmet:20$ Good book:10$ Bike with two wheels:30$ Fuck! Bike with one wheel:20$ Nice!
Hobbaloo
Warning: riding bikes with no front wheels, especially with no hands or feet, can be dangerous.
7obias
One of the many reasons that the reverse speed bump plan wasn't a hit with the locals.
Duajco
The fact that the wheel was twisted to the side was sadly lost on everyone at Cracked.
bowtiekiller
this is why i never graduated, i was worried about dropping my diploma on the way home
Surlyrich
Slow Down: Hustler reading bike riders who are looking at titties instead of at the road are ahead.
kimcon
Growing a bit bored after his many successes and victories in life, Lance Armstrong explores proctology as a possible career path.
kimcon
Growing bored with his many successes and victories in life, Lance Armstrong considers a career in proctology as a possible respite from the malaise.
kimcon
And as the earth was cleansed of humanity after the Great Plague, the few who had survived were forced to start anew, and though much was destroyed, one monument remained. They came from many miles to worship and ponder this god-like floating man, an
BBcstw
Not even helmets will protect you from loosing your hands and feet in a crazy bike accident.
Indigo_Dingo
Its one thing to steal a street sign, its another to replace it with one you made yourself.
DarkandUnatural
WARNING: Riding Bike with no front wheel will cause you to eat the fucking curb
Indigo_Dingo
Caution : Drivers who try to figure out what the hell this sign means are likely to get hit by a bus.
izzyboy
I'd try to make a funny craption, but the last time my bicycle wheel got caught in a pothole I did a flew over the handlebars and did a face plant. I lost a tooth, have a scar running from my nostril to my lip, and I have a one inch scar on my palm.
TheBeard
moral of the story: dont ride your bike on lincoln logs while reading the news paper.
Alexicon
With bush meddling with the Tibet situation the Chinese started decided to get more creative with their population problem instead of relocating it.
RayZR
Warning: This place is considered a bad fucking place to be missing the front wheel of your bicycle.
nirot
Caution: These things will just fucking happen to you if you keep wearing retarded helmets.
Rathan
*Caution* Wheel stealing ninja's operate in this area. Please take care, and for god's sake wear a helmet!
Ranger
DO NOT watch porn from www.NeilsSexSuperStore.com on your iPhone while riding bike!
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