Other Craptions

Not pictured: every parent pulling their kid closer to them.

"Wanna see why they call me Krusty?"

"Am I the only one that can see this guy?"

"...And I do ca-ca-ca-cocaaaine"

Spot the sex offender wasnt a hard game this year.

I'll bet every balloon animal he makes looks like a cock and balls.

Trapped in every fat clown there's thin man's ass trying to get out.

Fear of clowns all of a sudden became a lot more understandable.

"So dude, $20 and I'll let you fuck my belly-ass". The weirdest solicitation......EVER.

The KISS Army just isn't like it was 20 years ago.

Does this suit make my front ass look big?

McCain's running mate ultimately turned out to be a failed attempt to lure younger voters.

With his front ass installed and fully functional, Bob set about mooning every person in town.

Myth confirmed: It would actually be possible for an infant to moon from inside John Wayne Gacy's stomach.

Somewhere. Michael Jackson is jerking off with an Obama supporter who's getting an anal probe from a cardboard robot who drives a shoe car with a telephone on his head dressed like Ultraman. And, it's the best - one - ever!

And now we go live to CrackedCon...

"Uh,yeah Chuckles,I did see a 5 year old boy around here."

ALRIGHT Ghost of Christmas Future I will change my ways.

Insane Clown Pussy

I thought the Democratic National Convention was NEXT month.

The PBS documentary, "McCain: The Clown Years" was all set to run but got pulled at the last second.

"... and this green bracelet means i support cancer research. The rest of the outfit just matches it"

The reason the US government still can't find bin Laden; he's simply too good at blending in with the crowd.

He does cocaine. That's all we know.

Some people are a little too proud of their bodies...hermaphroditic clown pedophiles in particular.

I'm DOCTOR ROCKSO, THE ROCK'N ROLL CLOWN!!!

Does anyone recognize him from Metalocalypse?

I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!! ke-ke-ke-ke-ke-yea!!!!

....and hell followed with him.

Oh fuck - why can you never find a sniper when you really need one?

Heath Ledger's performance as the Joker just didn't live up to the hype.

You gotta admit it would be pretty convenient to have all your holes on the same side.

Nice Fanny-pack!

The arrival of the scabs during the Clown Strike of '99.

It's Doctor Rockzo, the Rock and Roll Clown!!!!!!

"Dude, you got your ass on backwards."

Step on it. Step on it you smiling asshole! Step om my blue suede floppy shoes and I'm so gonna fill you fuckers full of lead, starting with you.

The graduates got sketchier once Clown College started offering internet courses.

Is that a balloon animal in your spandex or are you just happy to... Nope, its my cock.

A black fanny pack? if you're gonna go, go all the way, fruitcake.

"Send in the clooowns.... Ugh... oh, christ.. okay, send them back!! Mother of mercy, take him AWAY!!"

After everyone saw Pennywise come out of the gay bar, they never really took him seriously again.

"Hey, babe. You can give me a "cream pie" in the face whenever you want. Heh heh heh."

"Anybody see my Dignity??? ANYbody!

Artie Lange trying to avoid the paparazzi in Vegas...

The highlight of Bozo's clown performance was when he put up the "Big Top" tent....

is that gut cleavage?!?

The Mexican fans at the premiere of Dark Knight.

Somehow, people in the foyer just weren't interested in John's sufferage campaign