Craptions Classics July 17, 2008

In a weird dimension action figures collect Asians.

davesarecool

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Look at me earthlings and prepare to.. I said look at me.. Do you speak English?

Hydrashok158

"...and so then I said to him 'Oh yeah, well you may be 18 feet tall, but the lack of bulge in your spandex tells me all I need to'...what, why are you looking at me like that?...shit, he's standing right behind me isn't he?"

GStan

After years of being the butt of every ones jokes, it turns out the scientologists where right.

dazam

In memory of the "teenagers with attitude", The Power rangers will never be forgotten.

Niff_Stipples

Fans lined up for INCHES waiting for the new Ultraman movie.

Bell110

Alice every time we come to this chinese buffet the food looks like it old and been sitting out for a while!

upsers

Other superheros are tasked with fighting monsters and stoping criminal masterminds. John's job was to protect these hobos from mild harassment.

Bell110

"You removed him from his original package?! Great, now it isn't worth shit!"

Gatt

The Day the Earth Stood Indifferent

GeeGee

His NBA career over, Yao Min was forced to work as a Security Guard at China's Liesure World.

DrTom

Have you seen my wife? She's about 20'5", metallic skin...she's got the dull afterglow of intergalactic genocide in her eyes.

Winglock

The day the Gayliens landed...

GeeGee

In Japan, Death took on a very different form.

mellowd

Pink spandex make look gay huh? Well..uh..uh your mama so fat, no wait...uh..fuck you old man.

deceptacop
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