Other Craptions

Tragically the lead robot was defeated easily when the human handled him without care.

The armor can stop bullets,laser beams,X-rays,and plasma grenades.Unfortunately,they're about to find it cannot stop the word "Faggot".

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Cardborg.

Trust me this is going to blow Vista out of the water.

6 Million Dollars doesn't buy you much of a man anymore...

Maybe if I walk a little bit behind him no one will think we're together.

+45 Def, +45 HP, -255 Charisma, Repelfem (constant effect).

At EST 10:32 am, the robots became self-aware. They then became depressed.

This is the cheapest Gwar show I have ever seen.

Together the two transformers could change into an awesome container for your stereo equipment.

Blow Job Bot - now with knee pads!

Uwe Boll's "Droids"

Its not the size of your package but what you do with it.

Well, to make a cool robot suit you have to crack a few eggs...you know, just to get the arms right.

It turned out we didn't even need John Conner.

Good thing I have Old Glory Robot Insurance.

Doomed to a life of virginity, many find comfort with their fate by spending countless hours alone with cardboard and duct tape.

Halloween came to a tragic end after Joel suffocated on the packing peanuts he forgot to remove.

The borg, not nearly so terrifying in their early days when the only technology they had assimilated came from a grade school arts class...

The Robot apocalypse was going well until their greatest weakness was discovered by a 6 year old with a squirt gun.

The homeless people in San Franncisco weren't just content to live in cardboard boxes.

Many humans were quickly dispatched by Fragile-bot's sword. The less fortunate died slowly to Styron's flip-flop.

"Command - Move Out of Parent's Basement? ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE!"

"Joel, you dropped your sandal!" *whisper* "I told you Becky, my name is DESTRUCTOLORD!"

The distant future... The year 2000... The humans are dead... We poisoned their asses... With poisonous gasses...

When enslaving humanity meets a struggling economy, mad scientists are forced to make some cutbacks.

Boxing Day is celebrated very differently in Canada.

Hath not a droid eyes? If you prick us, do we not spark? If you scramble our wires, do we not short circuit?

Gangs of San Franciso.

Oh crap, not again...

Though not revered like its predecessor, "Logan's Stroll Down the Street" did quite well at the box office.

It was time's like this Dan liked to think back to high school and his guidance counselor Mr. Thonpson telling him he'd go nowhere without a college degree. Well who's laughing now Mr. Thompson, who's laughing now.

But it would be 60 years before the civil rights movement would grudgingly move to include cardboard robot people.

The one on the left is a chick...and I'd do her.I think I need to have a long talk with myself.

The final Cylon, "Shitbox," sadly lacked the charisma and resilience of the previous models.

Cardboard: FREE Duct Tape: $4.99 a roll Violating the rules of common sense by placing 19th century armaments (sword and shield) in the hands of a 24th century mechanized man: PRICELESS

As Boxey hurried out of the clinic, he couldn't believe he downloaded a virus. Those LAN parties were going to be the death of him.

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Dude you didn't paint the egg carton silver! You totally look like a dork now.

Planet of the Rockem' Sockem' Robots. This is one movie you'll want to 'bolt' to!

All your egg boxes are belong to us!

The funeral procession for the Maytag Repairman was a solemn sight.

Robo-pimping ain't easy.

After repeated ass kickings Tony Stark thought that there had to be a material better than cardboard for his super-hero outfit.

What American troops would look like if Bush got a third term

Five minutes later,For Sale signs went up around the neighborhood.

The Cardboardboxdicons were here, queer and ready to rumble.

"This is gonna get us so laid!"