Craptions Classics July 14, 2008

“Weapons of ass destruction.”

TechnoCupcake

Other Craptions

...and that was the last time i looked in moms closet

nuro

In Russia, you can't just take your place in history - you've got to urn it.

mellowd

"Choose wisely Indy, for the true stein will get you hammered, but the false stein is going up your ass!"

Gatt

The 1976 East German women's swim team always traveled with a "relaxation kit."

Kelly Robinson

The Faberg Butt-Plugs.

bumper2

Economic hardship has forced Ann Coulter to liquidate her dildo collection.

Hamper

How do you know which is the Salt and which is the Pepper?

Ed_Gein

Martha Stewart has turned her Nazi ancestors' implements of destruction into quaint jelly jars. And that's a good thing.

AlonzoMosely

Hitler may have been a dick, but his bong collections was fuckign awesome.

nuro

The fact that so many see phallic images from this photo proves Freud's theory: Cracked readers love cock.

GeeGee

Not Pictured: Proud owner Mel Gibson giving a hearty "thumbs-up"

BigPineDan

The Nazi Party - Putting the "fun" back into Fundamentalist National Socialism!

iantendo

So many choices, so little room in my ass.

thebrian
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