Other Craptions

...and that was the last time i looked in moms closet

In Russia, you can't just take your place in history - you've got to urn it.

"Choose wisely Indy, for the true stein will get you hammered, but the false stein is going up your ass!"

The 1976 East German women's swim team always traveled with a "relaxation kit."

The Fabergé Butt-Plugs.

Economic hardship has forced Ann Coulter to liquidate her dildo collection.

How do you know which is the Salt and which is the Pepper?

Penis.

Martha Stewart has turned her Nazi ancestors' implements of destruction into quaint jelly jars. And that's a good thing.

Hitler may have been a dick, but his bong collections was fuckign awesome.

The fact that so many see phallic images from this photo proves Freud's theory: Cracked readers love cock.

Not Pictured: Proud owner Mel Gibson giving a hearty "thumbs-up"

The Nazi Party - Putting the "fun" back into Fundamentalist National Socialism!

So many choices, so little room in my ass.

My grandmother loves hand painted knicknacks, grandpa loves artillery shells and military souvenirs. Do you have anything I can get them for their anniversary?

The Antique Roadshow producers really didn't know how to tell Eva to go home.

You know, there's something odd about those Iraqi weapons of mass destruction... I just can't put my finger on it.

Jenna Jameson stars as Eva Braun in "42cm of Pleasure"

The dil-do:s and -don't:s of weaponry.

That sound you hear is Dr. Freud having a field day.

The pope used to have a different hat for every occasion.

"Good day sir, can I interest you with some antique Nazi paraphernalia? how about the big blue anus gaper? or maybe this little colon tickler?"

Fear Factor: Russia

It's no wonder Bill had to get some action at the office if Hillary was using THESE all the time!

...and that was the last time any of the Schwarzenegger kids took anything out of their dad's "special" medicine chest.

On set at "Debbie Does Dostoyevsky"

Boris wondered if the cold war weapons buildup would have gone better had it not been for the mandated artwork painstakingly applied to each and every shell.

"Suckers" Horst smirked under his breath, heading from the security check to the airplane with his "vintage thermos collection".

The answer to life, the universe and a boyfriend with a small dick: 42

"I don't know why Mr. Rosenberg wouldn't take these at the Pawn Shop."

In Indiana Jones 5, Indy had to decide: What bullet would Jesus use?

Some are ribbed for Herr pleasure.

In soviet Russia, massive dildo's use you!

Pictured: The friendly face of Luftwaffe hospital bombings

Two secret shames of Hitler's were collecting decorative artillery shells, and their use in him & Himmler's secret game- "Das Assenstüffen"

As the police broke into his Argentinian flat, Dr. Hansmuller knew that the only way to save his reputation was to hide his precious Nazi icon behind his innocent collection of oversized anal plugs.

So I either have to watch another M. Night Shyamalan movie or have what shoved up my ass? Hold on I'm thinking.

Over the years the German 42cm anal probe has changed quite significantly.

The former penises of the Russian womens' shot-put team were always kept safe and held in high regard.

those look like the weapons of mass destruction your terrorist grandmother would collect.

The real reason Germany lost WWII: they spent way too much on missile design.

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

"Color Mein Kampf" from Pantene Pro V.

Play the fun Hitler-youth game of : "Spin-the-Bombshell"

The first class section of the Russian sperm bank has some rare samples to offer.

Show and tell can be scary.

Now lets see if that damn kid can find the cookie jar.

It's not your's it's mines!!!

German gang-bangers carry a whole different category of illegal weaponry.