Other Craptions

"Dude...I know you're a giant and she's a normal sized woman...but just go talk to her if you like her!" "I don't know, man...what if I trip and fall on my face like a loser?"

"I told you not to follow me here, even if it is the place we met. It's over, Abnormally Gigantic Bobby." "But I...I swam all the way here. Through solid earth! I love you, Normal Sized Jenny."

Hey! I spent hours mowing that lawn...you big fuck.

Neither David nor Beth were sure which one of them had entered the Twilight Zone, but dammit, one of them had!

Not pictured: a surprisingly small penis...

The really amazing thing about this is that's his leg.

What if he's NORMAL SIZED and EVERYTHING ELSE is really tiny!?!?

"That fucking Jack is going to PAY for making me fall down that beanstalk! I HOPE THOSE BEANS WERE FUCKING WORTH IT YOU TINY FUCK! (Looks at girl) This is none of your business, bitch! That's right, look away!"

I really wish that I could say that it didn't look like he had an orgasm face going on while fisting the soil.

Gulliver, stop fooling around and come look at the bridge.

Hmm, the guy said he'd meet me here and that I would probably notice him. So where the fuck is he?

"Im so glad to commemorate historic figures" "But Mayor...Lance Armstrong was a bicyclist"

Salvador Dali during the "declining years".

Sexysue: so we're meeting by the bridge at 4? longJon33: sounds good Sexysue: ill be wearing a blue shirt, jeans, and a guitar will be slung on my back.. what will u look like? longJon33: sunglasses... ill find u

Due to lack of interest, the Vin Diesel wax figure was removed from Madame Tussaud's and thrown out in the street. There was still a lack of interest.

QUICK SAND?!?!

Summer Olympics 2032 in London, a decade after steroids are deemed legal.

John, if ur gonna make love w/her, you should probably sign her up for some advanced Yoga classes and invest in the Costco pack of vasoline.

After a wild night of partying, Giant Jim wakes up to a nasty hang-over...and no memory of destroying almost all of London.

"Oh Shit. I know I buried these condoms here somewhere"

Swimming the English Channel?..Nope,digging the English Chunnel.

Steve's heavy resistance training seemed to be paying off

Pfft, its definitely Photoshopped. Imagine seeing some blue sky in London.

"OH SHIT! Look at that thing! That bridge is so beautiful"

Woah right underneath the bridge theres a dude in a black shirt- woah!

Pixar is getting a little advante garde for my taste.

""...ok everyone...it's come to my attention that there is some bad acid circulating through the crowd....so if you're having a bum trip please meat the Paramedics under the huge dudes armpit...Thank You."

"Dammit she is waiting...I know i left those condoms here somewhere."

Britney Spears probably wasn't the best choice for the "50 Foot Woman" remake...

As a trained medical illustrator I must say this is not anatomically correct at all. Her legs ar too long for her body.

She tried to ignore him, but there's something about naked 50 foot tall man that draws your eye.

Skate boarding without a helmet always ends in disaster.

John adored how his art was a hidden criticism of the government. A government he loathed with all his heart. Especially when their checks for his crappy art arrived late.

Yes there is a large man swimming through land, but more impressive is the tiny man walking on water.

Attack of the Naked Mole People!

Marco...Polo?

Um, Sir? You dont ave the proper rampage permits, these are for Japan.

The Gypsy was right. After kicking the giant in the nuts and putting another man's soul in her magic murder bag, Sarah spotted the love of her life by the river.

In the remake, The Amazing Colossal Man turned out to be none of the three.

Lance armstrong was doping!

Overcome with desire, Henry let instinct take over and started showing off his guns.

Well fuck. David finally did it. He shaved his head.

Not pictured:The Jolly Green Giant slamming his asparagus spear into this lawn-biters mangina.

david nearly fainted after goliath dug himself out of his own grave

Umm Simone...behind you...just step to the right a little maybe.

I for one welcome our giant aquatic british overlords where will you be when diarriah strikes IN SOVIET RUSSIA LAWN MOWS YOU! Transformers.......There happy fuckers!?

ehh... it's only a model

Buried Bonds the steroid kid!

"Oh Phew...She didn't notice me. I am almost able to reach for that bag"