Other Craptions

I didn't know the Pope had a summer outfit.

"Dude, jean jackets say homo with a capital H. I feel awkward just being seen with you."

It's not easy being green, or gay.

Ted never really was the same after waking from his vegatative state...

Ironically,it takes balls to wear that outfit.

Encouraging people to eat more celery is not going to be easy.

Greetings fellow humans. I am also definately a human. Which way to mass populated epicentres?

Dressed as a tree, dave could blend in easily. Moments later he snatched the purse.

Don't get Priscilla angry. You won't like Priscilla when he's angry.

"I'd like to take a little time and tell you about scientology."

San Francisco based military contractor, FabBallistics Corp take a very innovative approach to camoflauging their men.

In an attempt to neutralize his carbon footprint Al Gore is making a very powerful statement of personal sacrifice.

I'm really easy to take care of! You just have to water me once a week. Oh, and I require anal sex at least twice a week, to keep me strong.

Steve left the forest to hang out with humans who didn't judge him based on the size of his Canopy (or lack there of... heeheehee)

The NBC peacock has come out of the closet. ABC, CBS and FOX stare in shock at the news.

I think the absinthe just kicked in...

Bob's offer to "toss the gentleman's salad" was met with indignant silence from the ladies, but Steve silently mouthed the words, "Call me."

Street sales of the Encyclopedia Botanica proved unsuccessful.

I hate it when my dad walks me to school.

Right to left: Increasingly more feminine.

"Mom,Dad I've got something to tell you

Roger was definitely pushing the limits of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" with his Air Force Academy graduation uniform.

Simon knew he was getting close when his gaydar lit up.

But you said it was Palm Sunday!

He desperatly tried to combine his love of vegetables with his love of other men.

Abandoned by his family as a mere sapling, Tommy the triffid found acceptance with the Johnsons, who raised him as their own.

OMG that red purse so works with that denim tracksuit. We should totally go shopping together... I've been trying to find a good suit of bark for Agessssss!

I was dry 4many seasons. B4 Eharmony... Now I get my roots wet everynight- cumon ladies! A tree only got so much seed to go around, I barely got NE sap left. Garden this HO! I chloroFill that pussy. 1nce you go green you don't leave...s

I don't care if you are the Green Giant's french tickler, you really need to take a bath. You reek of fish.

Hello, I'm the patron saint of Parsley. May I garnish your wages to support the Parsley cause?

On his way to his first day at adult education, greg realized with horror that he has overdressed.

HO HO HO my ass! It's GAY, not jolly!

The Jolly Green Giant's teen years was a confusing time for him.

After years of searching, Ash looked across the street. He had found his family trees.

"Chloro" Phill really resented his parents naming choice...

Green guy: a visual representation of combined intellect of the three pedestrians on the right.

I'm out of coffee...fuck the craption.

"Hey look Laura! Cannabis!!"

Oh my god- that fern is scaring the shit out of me. GET THE REFERENCE???? HA !

Al Gore goes to get coffee.

This year, Mardi Gras is celebrating the joy of sex with vegetables.

I for one welcome our Jolly Green Overlo... Oh god I can't do this.

The happening part 2.

This is an ok place to have diarriah strike- just go behind a tree... If this has more than 1 crack up by tomorrow I'm not going to this site anymore.

Straight people would simply see three people plus a hobbling male in a Louis Vitton suit.

"Honestly, what IS that you're wearing? DENIM jackets?"

Apparently Benny was the only one of the four that took the ABBA reunion seriously.

This incriminating photograph clearly shows Ralph Nader fraternizing with the denim party.

The hungry tourists decided to skip on Bob's San-Fran-Style-Sidewalk-Salads when he started to wank up a fresh batch of home-style sauce.