Craptions Classics July 12, 2008

"Good day ma'am. May I have a moment to tell you of the teachings of the good Lord Captain Planet?"

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I didn't know the Pope had a summer outfit.

Hamper

"Dude, jean jackets say homo with a capital H. I feel awkward just being seen with you."

Hamper

It's not easy being green, or gay.

WeirdSmells

Ted never really was the same after waking from his vegatative state...

junebug

Ironically,it takes balls to wear that outfit.

grantsean

Encouraging people to eat more celery is not going to be easy.

maitresse73

Greetings fellow humans. I am also definately a human. Which way to mass populated epicentres?

tim23891

Dressed as a tree, dave could blend in easily. Moments later he snatched the purse.

maitresse73

Don't get Priscilla angry. You won't like Priscilla when he's angry.

mellowd

"I'd like to take a little time and tell you about scientology."

Whitepeople

In an attempt to neutralize his carbon footprint Al Gore is making a very powerful statement of personal sacrifice.

junebug

San Francisco based military contractor, FabBallistics Corp take a very innovative approach to camoflauging their men.

junebug

I'm really easy to take care of! You just have to water me once a week. Oh, and I require anal sex at least twice a week, to keep me strong.

LexAttack

Steve left the forest to hang out with humans who didn't judge him based on the size of his Canopy (or lack there of... heeheehee)

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