Craptions Classics July 11, 2008

Sick of being told he had no sense of humor, GOD decided the next plague would be funny and horrible.

BootsMcNinja

Other Craptions

Bob knew he had a SERIOUS drinking problem when he somehow managed to drive his house through the Kindergarten playground.

GeeGee

Michael Jackson arrested for using "Baited" house.

Hydrashok158

Sometimes you don't need a sign that says "Child Predator"

MisterCode

"A Nightmare on Sesame Street"

GeeGee

Garfield climbed as high as he could, but the Zombie Muppets where everywhere. "Fuck you, Monday!"

BootsMcNinja

Bob's House of Taxidermy and Daycare Center never became the phenomenal success he had dreamed.

GeeGee

I said pick up your goddamn toys im sick of seeing them laying all over the house.

fatalist11235

On the bright side, the many stuffed animals brought joy to visiting children. On the not-so-bright-side, he raped visiting children.

Barney

"I swear it, Mom! All of Kimmy's stuffed animals came to life! They were in here just now! They were trying to KILL ME!!" "Well, ok then, Mr. Smartypants. Where are they now? They all just disappeared? Go back to bed."

kisujede

After years of isolation, Christopher Robin finally snaps.

prime_pm

The Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandson of Vlad the Impaler sends a messages to his enemies. GET STUFFED.

Questionevil

Animal House 2.

Ed_Gein

Martha Stewart and her damned glue gun.

grantsean

Okay, you got me - where the hell IS Waldo?

Mr_K_Twig
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