Other Craptions

Bob knew he had a SERIOUS drinking problem when he somehow managed to drive his house through the Kindergarten playground.

Michael Jackson arrested for using "Baited" house.

Sometimes you don't need a sign that says "Child Predator"

"A Nightmare on Sesame Street"

Garfield climbed as high as he could, but the Zombie Muppets where everywhere. "Fuck you, Monday!"

Bob's House of Taxidermy and Daycare Center never became the phenomenal success he had dreamed.

I said pick up your goddamn toys im sick of seeing them laying all over the house.

On the bright side, the many stuffed animals brought joy to visiting children. On the not-so-bright-side, he raped visiting children.

"I swear it, Mom! All of Kimmy's stuffed animals came to life! They were in here just now! They were trying to KILL ME!!" "Well, ok then, Mr. Smartypants. Where are they now? They all just disappeared? Go back to bed."

After years of isolation, Christopher Robin finally snaps.

The Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandson of Vlad the Impaler sends a messages to his enemies. GET STUFFED.

Animal House 2.

Martha Stewart and her damned glue gun.

Okay, you got me - where the hell IS Waldo?

Brace yourselves for what could be the most "Michael Jackson" Craptions for a single photo ever.

While house hunting Sally learned quickly that listings of "House with lots of character" could be very misleading.

Dear Peggy Sue, This is for all those times you hid my dentures, you little wretch. Love, Your Aunty Mae.

No one had the heart to tell Chuck his missile defense system might not really work.

Not only was it raining cats and dogs...

The Catholic Churches attempt to lure children into Sunday School just gets creepier.

"What do you think?" "Needs a bit more Barney."

Sadly Pee Wee's new Playhouse only attracted the police.

All of these characters were slain by a giant anvil.

Dear Julie. Happy Valentines Day Darling. Love Anonymous.

Come out with your oversized novelty hands up!

A Toucan Really? Well that's just tacky

Walt Disney. On Ice.

The upside of having an alcoholic father: lots and lots of "I'm sorry" bears.

It's the last house on the left, you can't miss it!

The house across the street from Build-A-Bear suddenly develops a black hole.

Friends don't let friends decorate drunk.

you thought spider man 3 had too many villains, you just wait.

The purple teletubby stalls on the decision to come out.

"Oh shit...how do we get the body of that guy we hung from the roof to come down?" "We don't. We CAMOUFLAGE it."

Not pictured: sign in the front yard saying "Convicted child-molester:"

This is the result of Jim Hensen and Stan Lee throwing an all night, blow-out keg party.

"Sure kids, the animals on Marty's house are cute, but once inside it's the anal rape that'll make it memorable."

Sometimes, a Home-Owners Association doesn't seem like a bad idea.

I posted this so you would help me out of my own house.

After surviving a gunshot to the head, Wayne was pronounced "just fine" by the doctors. His hunting trophies told a different story.

When Stuffed Animals attack!

Ok, Chuck Norris, Soviet Russia, masturbating in Japan, E-Harmony.... this will never win - even if it does.

The Amityville Horror III: And Tigger Too.

Few were surprised that little Billy grew up to be one of the Nation's most notorious serial killers.

These are the dreams of Disney, as he waits, in ice.

Extreme makeover: Sesame Street

One day when Ed had finally had enough of sharing his bed with his wife's stuffed animals, he went to work with his staple gun.

And when he set the toys on fire, Cleetus felt confident he'd captured the hearts of his new neighbours.

"Why yes, I do run a suburban meth lab. How did you know?"