Other Craptions

After countless years of searching, Axl found the railing that killed his father. This time, he was ready.

Quick, someone bring me a lighter. THIS IS GONING TO BE F$#!ING AWSOME!!!

When not busting heads, Vega moonlights as the singer of a rock band

Oh, look. Will Ferrell is promoting a new film.

"do you have any Van Halen?" "Yes sir, those CDs are upstairs. If you will follow me......"

Spidermullet, Spidermullet, does whatever a Spidermullet does.

Larry tried to hold on, but his mullet was just too heavy...

Everyone stared at Rob's cameltoe in disbelief.

Well, we found ONE of the people whose brains were for sale yesterday.

For the love of God! Where's the fucking bathroom in this place?!?!

This is basically a visual representation of Bit Torrent tearing Tower Records apart from the ground up.

Looks like someone forgot to ground the mic.

Looking up, Bobby realized that "Take Your Son to Work Day" really sucks when your dad makes crystal meth.

Steve's friends thought he was a freak with his 117 inch standing vertical leap and his refusal to wear a shirt, but when he scored the last WhiteSnake CD in stock....well...who's the freak now?

Both audience members agreed, this was the best show they'd seen in years.

He is one sweaty hand from becoming the next YouTube sensation.

CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT NEED STAIRS!!

Every now and then a recovering hipster will cast off his fake vintage band shirt and try to free himself from the prison that is "Ted's Used Record Shop"

You can take the monkey out of the jungle, but...

Are we really still cracking up at the "Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?" comments? Seriously.

Looks like somebody got so excited there's a line of semen running from the second floor.

The day Amy Winehouse went too far

"Pot doesn't make you lazy! Watch this!"

Peter Parker always regreted the 80's.

STOP WRITING THAT CRAP JOKE "Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?", IT'S BEEN DONE, SEVERAL TIMES, IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY

The bookstore monkey, named for its tendency to prey on the weakest among the reading public, is recognizable by its blue spandex pants and 1980's Adidas sneakers. Should not be approached.

I just don't get these Geico commercials.

The decision to play Celine Dion over the store's sound system drove many of the harder rocking patrons into an insane rage.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Mr Tumnus Meets Rock!

For a bookstore, that IS pretty wild.

Winner in the "I Can Fart Myself Into The Air" Competition.... by a butt hair.

They close the Cinnabon and shit goes crazy.

These sidewalk chalk drawings kick ass.

The newest Olympic Sport: The High Dump.

Sex education at the School of Rock: "When a man and an inanimate object love eachother very much..."

Dale went into hiding after mistakenly booking Iggy Poop.

"Nope my dignity is not up here"

Parkour for Potheads.

Its mating season and they are desperate

The Ultimate Warrior has finally lost it.

Now all Vega had to do to complete his claw attack was to let go of the railing.

Here are fourteen guys enjoying a concert at the library after a monster truck race.

Pilgrams gather for Borders in store annual sharting ceremony.

I swear to god, that mouse was fucking 6 feet tall.

With a firm mallet, those railings make for a pretty good xylophone.

I guess you could call that ROCK Climbing.

After their hit show was cancelled, Starsky and Hutch decided to start a rock band. Sadly 'Disco Fudge' never really got going. Starskys hand slipped and he was impaled on a fat guy.

Didn't Cher have a kid that looked like that?

Humans amuse me. So do rock stars.