Craptions Classics July 09, 2008

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

guitarfaces

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After countless years of searching, Axl found the railing that killed his father. This time, he was ready.

guitarfaces

Quick, someone bring me a lighter. THIS IS GONING TO BE F$#!ING AWSOME!!!

tigerzilla

When not busting heads, Vega moonlights as the singer of a rock band

billyh2o

Oh, look. Will Ferrell is promoting a new film.

Hamper

"do you have any Van Halen?" "Yes sir, those CDs are upstairs. If you will follow me......"

maitresse73

Spidermullet, Spidermullet, does whatever a Spidermullet does.

tribe3slacker

Larry tried to hold on, but his mullet was just too heavy...

mifarris555

Everyone stared at Rob's cameltoe in disbelief.

Ed_Gein

Well, we found ONE of the people whose brains were for sale yesterday.

CavalierX

For the love of God! Where's the fucking bathroom in this place?!?!

GStan

This is basically a visual representation of Bit Torrent tearing Tower Records apart from the ground up.

Lord

Looks like someone forgot to ground the mic.

grantsean

Looking up, Bobby realized that "Take Your Son to Work Day" really sucks when your dad makes crystal meth.

DrTom

Steve's friends thought he was a freak with his 117 inch standing vertical leap and his refusal to wear a shirt, but when he scored the last WhiteSnake CD in stock....well...who's the freak now?

GStan
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