Other Craptions

Sir, these ARE the greatest political minds in the country. I pulled them out of their asses myself.

Has been it funny up with coming craption impossible they since removed brain my.

This is your brain, This is your brain on a giant leaf.

A mind is a terrible thing to taste.

Ironically.I can't think of anything.

"McAvery, you don't have the brains to pull this one off. So why don't you--oh, you do. My apologies. Let me get the Vaseline. We can get started right away."

"Don't waste them...there are chidren in Texas who go without!"

Zombie markets open early.

Someone, somewhere is masturbating to this. Alright, it's me.

More bars in more places... the new AT&T wireless.

It took the lives of 14 people, but Peta successfully harvested a sturdy diet for the tiny 'Brain-Fly'. The specimen lived a happy 24 hours.

Those are not brains, actually... they're Hillary Clinton's testicles. Which makes this photo even more disturbing.

They're George Bush supporters...don't worry,they were'nt using'em anyway.

Serve with a nice Chianti and Fava beans.

In the year 2029, the greatest minds of the world were brought together to solve the problem of world hunger. Mysteriously, they were uncommunicative.

When John told everyone at his job that he had the brains to make it, they laughed and brushed the comment off. He'd show them.

Though women were always telling Steve they loved a man with brains, his photo on Craigslist garnered only one response -- and that was from some homo named Igor.

riiiiight... So what's your OTHER special for today?

Oh my God, that's disgusting!! They should put them on ice, someone could get E-coli for God's sake!

Well, we know that today's winning caption will receive at least 14 votes.

do you have anything in autism?

Top left was obviously a crack smoker.

Finish your meal,a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

The Church Bake Sale is a little different when you're Satan, The Awesome.

The Scarecrow's blood went cold the moment he walked behind the curtain to receive his gift. Not just because of the life-changing decision he was about to make, but because he smelled raspberry Jello. The Wizard was a total dick after all.

The aliens no longer use human horn as an aphrodisiac...

1st rule of Lobotomy Club. Don't..." -"BLAHR!" -"Damnit Todd, how many times I gotta tell u! CAREFUL W/THE SPEECH CENTERS! Fuck! we already raised dues twice this month 'cos o fu! no u cant keep it, just lay it on the tarp with the others...

BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSS

Wow that's a big leaf.

All your brains are belong to us.

Republican, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat, republican, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat.

A mind is a terrible thing to baste.

As Steve set up his table for the farmers market he felt like all eyes were on him. Instantly he regretted wearing his "No Fat Chicks" T-shirt.

The brain in Spain falls mainly on the plaintain leaves.

A Meating of the Minds.

For the first time in history, brains are getting more attention than breasts.

After claims of discrimination, Subway release a limited addition meal for the un-dead. Eat Fresh!

When I said get a hobby, Mr. Dahmer, I'm pretty sure I said playing with TRAINS.

lobe-al warming

Brains, Brains, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you... are considered a psychopath.

This craption is a no-brainer

After escaping the asylum, Hannibal Lecter opened a quaint little cafe just outside of town.

"Jimmy, what did I tell you about leaving brains out on the kitchen table?" "What Science Project? Jimmy, your 35 years old."

"Dasher...Dancer... Prancer... OH MY GOD!"

The one third from the left looks a bit like me.

"Mr. Bush, we also have this fine assortment over here"

Well, now you know it's true -- I DO have a dirty mind.

Sadly, many brains don't survive in the wild, and end up in markets such as this.

"Thanks but I'll just have the Cheerios."