Ed_Gein
Sir, these ARE the greatest political minds in the country. I pulled them out of their asses myself.
mellowd
Has been it funny up with coming craption impossible they since removed brain my.
Grauwall
"McAvery, you don't have the brains to pull this one off. So why don't you--oh, you do. My apologies. Let me get the Vaseline. We can get started right away."
Leo!
It took the lives of 14 people, but Peta successfully harvested a sturdy diet for the tiny 'Brain-Fly'. The specimen lived a happy 24 hours.
eu_sunt_acela
Those are not brains, actually... they're Hillary Clinton's testicles. Which makes this photo even more disturbing.
Baelwulf
In the year 2029, the greatest minds of the world were brought together to solve the problem of world hunger. Mysteriously, they were uncommunicative.
niceilike
When John told everyone at his job that he had the brains to make it, they laughed and brushed the comment off. He'd show them.
GeeGee
Though women were always telling Steve they loved a man with brains, his photo on Craigslist garnered only one response -- and that was from some homo named Igor.
Gatt
Oh my God, that's disgusting!! They should put them on ice, someone could get E-coli for God's sake!
BootsMcNinja
The Church Bake Sale is a little different when you're Satan, The Awesome.
IratePirate
The Scarecrow's blood went cold the moment he walked behind the curtain to receive his gift. Not just because of the life-changing decision he was about to make, but because he smelled raspberry Jello. The Wizard was a total dick after all.
Lord
1st rule of Lobotomy Club. Don't..." -"BLAHR!" -"Damnit Todd, how many times I gotta tell u! CAREFUL W/THE SPEECH CENTERS! Fuck! we already raised dues twice this month 'cos o fu! no u cant keep it, just lay it on the tarp with the others...
Mr_K_Twig
Republican, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat, republican, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat, democrat.
thatdrunkdude
As Steve set up his table for the farmers market he felt like all eyes were on him. Instantly he regretted wearing his "No Fat Chicks" T-shirt.
thealternate
For the first time in history, brains are getting more attention than breasts.
scantron04
Brains, Brains, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you... are considered a psychopath.
mattchu
After claims of discrimination, Subway release a limited addition meal for the un-dead. Eat Fresh!
Stretch
After escaping the asylum, Hannibal Lecter opened a quaint little cafe just outside of town.
BlackSuit
"Jimmy, what did I tell you about leaving brains out on the kitchen table?" "What Science Project? Jimmy, your 35 years old."
Frozen.Nomad
Zombie 1: "Hey Ted good thing we stockpiled these brains." Zombie 2:"Yeah they say that we'll be depleted of humans by the year 2021"
BootsMcNinja
Sadly, many brains don't survive in the wild, and end up in markets such as this.
mellowd
The Scarecow stood before the Wizard awkwardly, not knowing how to point out that when he had asked for a brain, he didn't mean he wanted to EAT them.
superpoop
All of the last fourteen Presidents of the United States have unknowingly sacrificed their brains to science. George Bush was the fifteenth brain, but it cannot be seen by the naked eye.
Hydrashok158
When they were handing out brains, Billy thought they said trains, and said "I'll take the last one."
Ken Buddha
"What, no penises or vaginas? Well, they do say the brain is the largest erogenous zone. I'll take two."
KevinG
waiter: "And what would you like to drink? something in a red wine maybe, we have a wonderful Chianti available" customer: "...excellent"
TechnoCupcake
Brains for Bimbos societies annual donations Jessica Simpson; check, Paris Hilton; check, Anna Nicole Smith; Deceased, Kevin Federline; check…
ajp1015
"Can I pick your brain?" "Real funny sir, very original...and please don't squeeze the mechandise"
SarahWit
Mary met George online and when he said he was looking for a woman with brains she went shopping imediatly.
SarahWit
Fran decided to write her shopping list while studying for Biology. Fortunately this was how she found out she was Dyslexic.
turd_furgeson
If the medulla oblongata isn't nice and shiny, the brains aren't fresh, try another cannibal butcher!
IronSchism
As some light olive oil, butter, and garlic and your zombie guest will be moaning endlessly for seconds.
thecamerican
So that's what happens to you if you lose "Are you Smarter than a 5th grader"...
phreesh
"They say we only use about ten percent of our brains, so I carved out the rest and sold it to the butcher." "But those are ENTIRE brains." "...I bought some gum with the money. I like gum."
superpoop
These are the last 14 presidents brains. George Bush's brain is the 15th, but cannot be seen by the naked eye.
Ed_Gein
I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."
wavedout
Unwrapping Christmas presents isn't as fun when your parents use them as subtle hints that what you really need is a better grades in school.
WaistcoatBoy
Somehow, mutant marijuana had caused many people to have baked brains. They are now a delicacy.
balboa
Dr. Frankenstein's first mistake was buying brains from the mexican guy that sold roses and strawberries by the freeway onramp.
mifarris555
Charlie and his friends shouldn't have tried to get revenge on Candy Mountain.
kcny6
Chinese Olympic delegates immediately regretted taking the selection committee through the meat markets when they passed the chicken section and entered the Falun Gong aisle.
thatfatguy
So sir, first we have a very fine Chinese brain, as you can see by it's slightly smaller size, second we have your typical middle eastern brain, only taken from the finest scholars.
Big Bad Jon
And next on the tour, Brains of the rich and famous. Can you spot Kurt Cobain?
pcyopick
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in? Igor: Abby someone. Abby normal.
codespyder
"Hmm, this looks fantasti- WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A FLY ON MY BRAIN? THAT IS DISGUSTING."
codespyder
The American Dietary Association recommends that a healthy diet consists of adequate servings of brains per day.
smash360
Right now there are 16 experiment surgery volunteers with chicken breast in their skull and two fortunate Bulgarian families eating the best dinner they've had all year. Needless to say, Larry the stock boy was soon fired, and advised to get new gla
phreesh
"I'd like the smartest one, please." "Ma'am, the smart ones don't end up as brains sitting on a leaf."
Bell110
After the zombies took over the planet, cooking programs became rather repetitive.
Bell110
No matter how many munchkins he killed, the Scarecrow couldn't find the brain right for him.
wag117
She said she wanted me for my brain. Damn, I thought i had found the one. Thanks for showing me this Bob.
superpoop
N-Sync, The Backstreet Boys, and New Kids on the Block are reuniting in Mr.Dahmers basement.
GOOSE09
"The human mind is a dangerous plaything, boys. When it’s used for evil, watch out! But when it’s used for good, then things are much nicer." ~ The Tick
SarahWit
"Those ones are quite lovely but do you have any that match my shoes?" -Jessica Simpson
minivanmonkey
The play opens up to a quaint little supermarket in post-apocalyptic Arkansas.
JayRad
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ...Lois, this is not my batman cup.
hulk67851
Apparently, after the zombies take over, the world won't be a wasteland of humans fleeing from the mindless monsters; but rather a zombie society complete with a human brain butcher shop. Who knew?
MisterCode
What is more troubling, the fact that there are fourteen brains on the table or that one is missing?
Malhal
I'm surprised the winning craption isn't a joke about tribal sacrifice, that stuff pops up more often than a fertility god's member.
deaved_wrath
I dont know about you but id hate to know exactly how they got those brains out seeing that screw longed in one of them.
Esclavamente
Sadly, Morg's Zombie Buffet Palace was shut down by the Health Department later that week for failure to provide sneeze guards. Tsk.
Mr_K_Twig
"Could you help me?...as you know it's Valentine's....and I sortof forgot...oh, you're all out of roses...chocolate?...no?...okay, what else you got?"
kaffro
Joey Ramone: I lost my mind. Dee Dee Ramone: Oh, look it's right here on the table. Joey Ramone: YOU DICK!
ilikepizza
The crazy stuff that happens in my neighborhood isn't nothing to what happens in Japan. How are my craption pics supposed to compete....
SarahWit
Terry thought she was being ironic with her selections of Hors' Dourves at the annual brain surgeon luncheon, she wasn't invited back the next year.
IMBAK619
the contents of the clear bubble..the orange brain eating zombies from yesterdays craption were just trying to get a bite to eat
IMBAK619
They say ecstacy puts a hole in your brain. Can you tell which brain belonged to a 19 year old raving GOOMBA?
brico
Despite the attractive tropical presentation, Louella's home-made boiled brains did not go over well at the church potluck. She was convinced the bitch, pastor's wife had been trash-talking her dish.
badonia
Pictured: Everyone in America's dinner plate in 2010...I could sworn Barack Obama was saying change, we needed change. I should have listened closer...pass the A-1
grafton
Gretta shuddered when she realized someone else was at the party was wearing the same outfit as her.
Sugeknight
Welcome to the Church of England, brains or death? ...I think I'll have the chicken
BlackSuit
OH DEAR! This is digusting! Look at all of the dirt on the floor! Someone needs to get a mop and clean up. Sometimes I think that people just have no HOLY SHIT nevermind......
MTF
Not pictured: Fourteen people who voted for Bush, taking only what was necessary with them.
CountBaqula
Wonka's newest confectionary offering, BRAIN CANDAY (R)is popular among young zombies everywhere.
Jowseppy
"Ted, I got a bunch of wrinkled old labia we gotta get rid of" "well just stick em on a big leaf and call em brains" "thats why you're the boss"
gypsylor
There wasn't much call for Dr. Hannibal Lecter's services in Central America, forcing him to open his 24 hour quicky stand.
bob3
On the next episode of the Surreal life the brains are put back into different bodies with halarious results.
TripMaverick
This time Wal-Mart has gone too far! But at these low prices I must buy Braiiinnnnnnsssss
mtrix534
the call of a hot-dog peddler after the apocalypse: "Brains here, get yer brains here!"
Effetal
.. so yeah i was walking down the street and i got brains from this chick like whoa!
citizenB
Zombie boyfriend: Mama wants brains, mama gets brains Sombie girlfriend: Yes honey, (moaning) but mama wanted 15 brains! Our dinner party is ruined!!
Truthiness
Lenny couldn't wait for the other zombies to get to the all-you-can-eat buffet, so he started first.
SenorMcBadass
kids, Joe isn't a bad person, he just does some strange things in his spare time.
geniuswaitress
The by-products of a quickie sex change surgeons's busiest weekend: It turns out men's brains ARE in their dicks.
Chones
George Bush began asking for the brains of his enemies to be brought back so he could get their intelligence ... couldn't hurt really.
harliek
You know when your mother told you that you would lose your bain if it wasn't attached?
ChuckRampart
Convenient brain-checks like this one are becoming more popular at theaters across the country as George Lucas continues to be involved in the production of movies.
the-lachlanator
a magician is gonna come in pretty soon and pull the leaf out of under all of 'em.
CreepyOldMan
Just like the corporate ladder... the further up you go the smaller the brain....
Lord
1st rule of Lobotomy Club. Don't talk about Lobotomy Club. The 2nd Rule of..." "Duherrr What uggherr? WAAGH!" "Goddamn it Stevem how many times have told you! When you take from the frontal lobe AVOID CONTACT WITH THE SPEECH-CENTERS! Fuck our Turno
Lord
1st rule of LobotomyClub.Don't..."-"DuherugerWAG!" -"Goddamn it Todd,how many times mustI tell u! CAREFUL W/THE SPEECH CENTERS! Fuck our Turnover rateis upfrom May already!
Lord
1st rule of Lobotomy Club. Don't..." -"BLAHR!" -"Damnit Todd,how many times i gotta tell u! CAREFUL W/THE SPEECH CENTERS! Fuck! We already raised dues twice this month 'cos ofu!
Lord
1st rule of Lobotomy Club. Don't..." -"BLAHR!" -"Damnit Todd,how many times Igotta tell u! CAREFUL W/THE SPEECH CENTERS! Fuck we already raised dues twice 'cos ofu! no u cant keep it, just throwiton the tarp with the others...
mollydandy
Hollywood actresses today mean business when they say they're going without any red meat.
Higherstill
Julio would stand out there selling brains all day, but he knew it was useless, who would want his runt brains with flies on them when they could have delicious brains from the Shop N' Save. Thus was life...
sl600
What an incredible picture, that's biggest leaf I have ever seen. That or the brains I'm seeing are actual size replicas of George Bush's brain.
Treb
Why does this always happen to me? Everytime I stock my fridge, the power goes out.
Treb
Good Afternoon, and Welcome to Mcdonalds. Would you like to try our new McThinky Salad?
IratePirate
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
izzyboy
No, no, no!! I told you mind flayers will only eat brains straight from the skull!! Now my dinner party is ruined!
Kristoff45
"Oh no, these aren't brains there... hamburgers! Delicious thinking hamburgers. And I got them legally!"
JacktheRipper
With the value of the dollar so low, gas stations have turned to accepting brains in exchange for gas
hayythere
The Miss World pageant lost and found. My guess is that there's 14 blondes left in the competition.
Nailer
And 14 people woke up with their heads shoved into a bucket of ice with "call 911" written on their chests....
Ranger
It's summer time... and that can only mean 1 thing! BBQ Season is OPEN at Hannibal Lectors! WHO-HOO! www.NeilsNotes.com
Quazarfreez
Remember that guy with the rickshaw full of skeletons a few months back...his job is nothing compared to this.
Quazarfreez
The next step is to squish them all together into one big brain ball...and get it to fight Steven Hawking.
darkangelgag
14 marriages in one day. At least these poor men won't know whats happening.
Lynnnsay.
When viewing this picture, the FBI realized that West Virginia had gone too far this time.
Online9
With our New zombie overlords, The fruit and veg stall took a turn for the worse.
plinko
This is why people were fainting and passing out at Barak Obama rallies. Their brains are being sucked out and sold at local markets!
November 2009
October 2009
September 2009
August 2009
July 2009
June 2009
Copyright © 2005 - 2009 Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved. CRACKED, CRACKED.COM and the "CRACKED" logo are trademarks owned by Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved.
Nov 7th, 2009 
Nov 6th, 2009 
Nov 5th, 2009 
Nov 4th, 2009 
Nov 3rd, 2009 
Nov 2nd, 2009 
Oct 31st, 2009 
Oct 30th, 2009 
Oct 29th, 2009 
Oct 28th, 2009 
Oct 27th, 2009 
Oct 26th, 2009 
Oct 25th, 2009 
Oct 24th, 2009 
Oct 23rd, 2009 
Oct 22nd, 2009 
Oct 21st, 2009 
Oct 20th, 2009 
Oct 19th, 2009 
Oct 18th, 2009 
Oct 17th, 2009 
Oct 16th, 2009 
Oct 15th, 2009 
Oct 14th, 2009 
Oct 13th, 2009 
Oct 12th, 2009 
Oct 11th, 2009 
Oct 10th, 2009 
Oct 9th, 2009 
Oct 8th, 2009 
Oct 7th, 2009 
hamlet 
CavalierX 
kbardy 
jwhaler 
claypots 
billyh2o 
DrTom 
Hamper 
iantendo 
bunnalsom 
HamletTheDane 
montanaguy 
tjoister 
LexAttack 
DirkBelig 
johnndisco 
er_maiki 
The_Colonel_765 
jdog16 
satur92002 
BadMalanga 
rauco 
BearMan 
fairies74 
connan 
Rockin Joe 12 
kerbear 
Woozy 
SpankTV 
road221 
LilMoof 
keithcsegovia 
OlDirtyBen 
Nikola 
Mutha 
zachary 
anasazidarkmoon 
Tag119 
colby_park 
Cooper88 
Zuul 
rkhessel 
leadcharisma 
Solid_Cat 
TheFreeBird 
Jenna_Tullwortz 
Enriq 
rhi151223 
jakeypoo 
Stormfucker 
PeakJ 
Ikin 
FadingMind 
davesarecool 
willyhassertt 
Boomer777 
