Other Craptions

LA Lakers deny their cheerleaders are using to much fake tan

A generation later, the effects of Agent Orange are evident in Vietnam.

Yet another example that all Asians look alike.

People are coming! Act natural!

An AOL guy orgy.

Somewhere, someone is jerking off to this.

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Tower

Hey sexy ladies...our arms and legs aren't all that's inflated!

When Traffic Cones have an orgy, it's best if you can be on top.

"ORANGE you two glad to see us all- what? "No"? Well fuck you both."

Her acid flashbacks were starting to just be obnoxious.

"Hey, ladies. We're made from recycled condoms. We've been in your pussies."

In later years it was found that the Michelin Man had benn having an affair with the Orangina Lady.

"Hey lady..blow me!"

All your fetish are belong to us.

There would have been an element of surprise had the aliens chosen to land anywhere except Japan.

INFLATICONS UNITE!

Children of the Cones

An inflatable Godzilla will take care of this.

2 girls 21 inflatable orange men

"Dude move around a bit your inflatable orange shlong is totally in my face!"

Nothing to see here ladies. Just keep walking.

PROTECT THE QUEEN!

The Orange Man Group...Blue Mans retarded little brother.

Orange you glad your not on the bottom

No, actually no on anywhere is jerking off to this.

Show us on the doll how they touched you.

After AT&T's buyout the cingular mascots slip into a meth-fueled orgy of despair.

This is what happens to people who eat too many Cheetos.

Soylent orange: apparently also people.

I knew the chinese went to great lengths to censor...but goddamn!

RUN, Girls, RUN! I can't hold them back much longer!

Japan supports the arts...unfortunately.

Not Pictured: An inflatable orange football team just got a touchdown

Those two at the bottom are totally feeling the middle one's butt

I am a craptioneer, a regular contributer, and, yes, a masterbater to this.

No Timmy, Japanese people do not grow on trees, they grow on plastic cones.

Giggity.

"Hey! Down there! Yes, ladies...yes, so I'm sortof starting to sag here. Would you be so kind as to give me a blow job?"

In America birds poop on Statues. In Japan, inflatable men pee on statues.

After an attempt to unionise the oompa lumpas Willy Wonka made an example of leaders

Inflatable people fine. But did they need to show their poop?

They almost won the Cheer Cup that year, but who could have predicted that gust of wind?

The last remaining tribe of life-preserver people huddled en masse and waited patiently for the polar icecaps to melt...

Cingular is back...and they are pissed!

when scientology moved to japan, most japanese people found it a little too plain to care

Its in Japan because the two women don't notice anything.

Next year we can afford teenage-girls.

"Those things are really going at it." "So?" "Just saying."