Other Craptions

Where will you be when explosive diarriah strikes!

"I ain't gonna let no goddamn piece of tin screwed to the side of a gas pump tell me where I can and can't smoke." --Last words of Evil Kowalski

This is going to be so cool....FLAME ON!!!OH SHIT!!! FLAME OFF!!! FLAME OFF!!!!

Everyone knows the deal: If you break a Guiness World Record you're reveered as a legend. If you shatter one you're trialed as a witch.

Marcus was disapointed by the lack of attention his mohawk was getting

Anyone else noticed the kid's holding a tank full of petrol?

"i bet you $10 you cant out run fire"

Halo on Xbox LIVE

Ed spun around and thrust his right leg backwards, suprising the fire elemental and hitting for (+2) points of damage.

The live action Pokemon movie was shit.

"Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah!Help me Tom Cruise!"

Friday on Fox. When BBQ's ATTACK.

"Wow My Dad is Ghost Rider! Dad? Dad, Ghost Rider doesn't scream in agony... Aw Crap."

It was a bad idea to give the human flamethrower mexican food for lunch.

Through Rain Sleet or Inferno never really caught on for the U.S. Postal Service

Mishandled pyrotechnics + polyester jumpsuit= endless YouTube memories...

"...and it was the Best. Cookout. Ever."

In Soviet Russia, GAS GETS YOU.

He was there on his day off, just trying to catch some extreme motorcycling stunts, you know - to relax, unnoticed. Cursing the fact that people saw through his clever disguise, the Devil makes a run for it.

Do you sometimes experience a burning sensation during urination?

"Who are YOU calling a flaming queer?"

I caught my wife boning my best friend... I got fired from the Cracker Barrel... I have a weird rash on my junk.. and I thought, "No way things could get any worse..."

As Masterchief fled the growing explosion he could not help but notice the king cobra rearing up from behind his partners helmet

Dragons are real! Run you fools!

Who said all Mexicans are wet-backs

During July weddings, guests sometimes do the Barbecued Chicken Dance.

Well its 11:00am to late to win the craption contest now.

"You can't catch me if I'm on fire."

There you have it ladies and gentlemen. A professional idiot.

When his trainer said "I'm gonna light a fire under your ass!" Steve didn't think he was being literal.

This is actually BETTER than the Ghost Rider movie.

Business people - are you having trouble motivating your staff? Tried the old fashioned way of firing people without success? We have the solution you need!

"Oh shit I left the stove on! Gotta run!"

The torch lighting ceremony at the Bejing Olympics promises to be the most unusual yet.

"ladies and gentlemen... welcome to EXTREEEEEME Magic: The Gathering!"

These guys don't dick around. When they say liar liar pants on fire they MEAN liar liar pants on fire.

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, because you are crispy and good with BBQ Sauce.

Sometimes people laugh at Death. And sometimes Death thinks you're hilarious.

The post office is trying to speed up service with those leg muscle vitamins Wile Coyote used.

finally someone found a way to make watching 50 cars drive around in a circle 200 times a little more interesting

Joseph Louis Gay-Lussac's death (dramatization).

Remember kids, don't drink gasoline.

At Hannibal Lector's very first barbeque people got a little heated.

I swear, fart jokes are getting quite lame,

Is this another fine example of Photoshop or the dude is really on fire?

At least he's dressed for it

The Fire Elementals from the live-action Warcraft movie don't look quite right, somehow.

Fred was the only one ever to try 'Extreme riverdance'

At 11:15 August 8th, fire became self aware.