Craptions Classics July 06, 2008

Now remember, kids, safety first. Notice the man wore his helmet.

mellowd

Other Craptions

Where will you be when explosive diarriah strikes!

abc

"I ain't gonna let no goddamn piece of tin screwed to the side of a gas pump tell me where I can and can't smoke." --Last words of Evil Kowalski

Hamper

This is going to be so cool....FLAME ON!!!OH SHIT!!! FLAME OFF!!! FLAME OFF!!!!

iceman_419

Everyone knows the deal: If you break a Guiness World Record you're reveered as a legend. If you shatter one you're trialed as a witch.

Leo!

Marcus was disapointed by the lack of attention his mohawk was getting

Spirit

Anyone else noticed the kid's holding a tank full of petrol?

outdoortype

"i bet you $10 you cant out run fire"

Hackmysack

Halo on Xbox LIVE

abc

Ed spun around and thrust his right leg backwards, suprising the fire elemental and hitting for (+2) points of damage.

presidentscroob

The live action Pokemon movie was shit.

fozzy-bear

"Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah!Help me Tom Cruise!"

thecamerican

Friday on Fox. When BBQ's ATTACK.

SarahWit

"Wow My Dad is Ghost Rider! Dad? Dad, Ghost Rider doesn't scream in agony... Aw Crap."

AlonzoMosely

It was a bad idea to give the human flamethrower mexican food for lunch.

abc
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