Craptions Classics July 05, 2008

The U.S. military is now developing a $30,000,000 stick to put through the spokes.

maple_man

Other Craptions

It seems like only days ago the Mayans were riding those ridiculous wooden scooters.

grantsean

Mr. Garrison is going to be pissed that the North Koreans got their hands on IT.

chidunoz

The Wheel of The Soldier Of Fortune.

mellowd

Cirque de Seoul, eh?

pcyopick

However, they soon approached their greatest adversary...the slightly-inclined ramp

tim23891

The Chinese military prepares to invade the Island of Misfit Toys.

BigPineDan

That's strange...I just see a bunch of red, yellow and blue wheels rolling around by themselves...

Mr_K_Twig

A Scene From "Tiananmen Square: The Musical"

eph292

Yeah, well what the FUCK have you invented lately?

Calvin_Crack

You nutty Asians... Enjoy your cheap, economical wheels. Meanwhile, America will be designing crazy, over-sized wheels to compensate for our tiny genitalia.

BigPineDan

When they cycle really fast, their enemies go into an epileptic fit.

mellowd

Soon there would be huge,military grade hamsters...soon.

samcat

"This intellegence can't be correct!" "Mr. President, we have photographic proof: China has aquired wheel technology. The bamboo curtain has fallen."

robert_paulson

Should gays ever be fully accepted in the military, the Pentagon already has a plan.

GeeGee
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