Other Craptions

It seems like only days ago the Mayans were riding those ridiculous wooden scooters.

Mr. Garrison is going to be pissed that the North Koreans got their hands on IT.

The Wheel of The Soldier Of Fortune.

Cirque de Seoul, eh?

However, they soon approached their greatest adversary...the slightly-inclined ramp

The Chinese military prepares to invade the Island of Misfit Toys.

That's strange...I just see a bunch of red, yellow and blue wheels rolling around by themselves...

A Scene From "Tiananmen Square: The Musical"

Yeah, well what the FUCK have you invented lately?

You nutty Asians... Enjoy your cheap, economical wheels. Meanwhile, America will be designing crazy, over-sized wheels to compensate for our tiny genitalia.

When they cycle really fast, their enemies go into an epileptic fit.

Soon there would be huge,military grade hamsters...soon.

"This intellegence can't be correct!" "Mr. President, we have photographic proof: China has aquired wheel technology. The bamboo curtain has fallen."

Should gays ever be fully accepted in the military, the Pentagon already has a plan.

They would be invisible to the naked eye in a field of bushes and roller-coaster parts.

The Chinese didn't quite grasp the "Olympic Rings" was a symbol not an event.

"This is my hamster wheel. There are many like it but this one is mine."

Army Strong. Sometimes, Army Wrong.

Wow. And I thought that "Bicycle Race" song by Queen was the gayest wheel-related thing...

Although the Koreans were plucky, they later lost the court battle with Mr. Garrison.

Leinventing the wheer.

Say what you will about America, but at least we provide armor for our troops' vehicles. Oh wait... nevermind.

After trying in vain to find the brakes so he could get out of the wheel, Jack realized the truth with a gaping horror: There is no exit strategy.

Captain James Chu tries unsuccessfully for the umpteenth time to pop a wheely!

The Pyongyang chapter of the Hells Angels.

After being defeated by a single speed bump, the military tried to think of new ideas. It really wasn't much better, to be honest.

Don't ask, don't tell, just ride like hell.

There's "gay", and then there's "Army Gay".

The World of Wheelcraft is certainly addicting.

Mine is still bigger.

Somewhere in a Korean playground, kids are crying, wondering who would be cruel enough to steal their playground equipment.

WHERE ARE YOUR PRECIOUS HEAT SEEKING ROCKETS NOW?

We'll see who's laughing when we run out of oil...

Damn liberals...

Not only is it a mobilized weapon, but a biological one too- the Chinese colored them with their tried-and-true lead paint.

3 years of boot camp, dodging bullets, crawling through mud and four hour sleeps for this. Chung reflects on time well spent.

The San Francisco Iron Man competition had a unique twist.

Wearing camo doesn't make it any less gay, guys.

The plan was complete. They would infiltrate Six Flags under camouflage at dawn.

The deadly Korean special forces rely heavily on the element of surprise.

"ALRRIGHT YOU MMMMAAAAAAGOOOOTTSSS!!!!!!! I WANT A FIVE-MILE, (monowheels? what the fuck?) EEERRRRMMM, RIDE, BEFORE BREAKFAST!!!!!! TEN-HUT!"

The Chinese will do anything to draw attention away from their polluted air.

Lewis Black is having an aneurism.

They must have really pissed off their commanding officer.

As his foot slipped off the pedal, Li sensed a great disturbance in the force, as if a million linkdump visitors had cried out in glee.

If you're not first, you're last.

tan didn't know when he joined the Kaleidowheelers, that they were blood in and blood out.

I'm not wure about this new roll-playing game.

Since being constitutionally banned from declaring war, Japan's Defence Force found other uses of its time and resources...