Other Craptions

  1. People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America.
    bitondong
    132 Crack-Ups
  2. Jeff: [imitating J.P] My name is J.P. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.
    chidunoz
    127 Crack-Ups
  3. The Wizard of Oz was recently reskinned to be more appealing to today's patriotic American. The wicked Witch is now a middle-eastern man, the scarecrow is played by Steve Jobs, and the Tin Man wants YOU to follow the Yellow Brick Road
    Baelwulf
    90 Crack-Ups
  4. The Star Spangled Bender!
    joeyc
    70 Crack-Ups
  5. Can somebody explain the J.P and Jeff craption?
    joeyc
    56 Crack-Ups
  6. If you laugh at this photo you're a terrorist.
    opethian
    51 Crack-Ups
  7. 12 votes for the JP and Jeff craption? Apparently when George Carlin died, he took comedy with him.
    turd_furgeson
    40 Crack-Ups
  8. The last American to give George W Bush a favorable approval rating was this malfunctioning Dade County voting machine.
    GeeGee
    36 Crack-Ups
  9. Sure he LOOKS patriotic... ...but where's his flag lapel pin?
    BigPineDan
    29 Crack-Ups
  10. The Terminator + Groucho Marx + Apollo Creed = Most Badass Movie viallain ever
    Messy
    28 Crack-Ups
  11. I for one welcome our nationalistic robo-overlords.
    yesno
    26 Crack-Ups
  12. What they use when McCain can't attend Republican fund-raisers in person.
    misterian
    21 Crack-Ups
  13. Just because Mystery Science Theater 3000 went off the air, it doesn't mean Tom Servo suddenly didn't need to make a living.
    Hamper
    19 Crack-Ups
  14. And we wonder why half the world sees us as souless supervillians?
    yesno
    18 Crack-Ups
  15. Four Score and Seven Years ago ... years ago ... years ago ...
    Mutha
    17 Crack-Ups
  16. "Made in China".
    jonstewart
    17 Crack-Ups
  17. Metaphor for America - A huge killing machine with no brain hidden behind a mask and the flags of freedom.
    phreesh
    17 Crack-Ups
  18. J.P and Jeff are from Grandma's boy!
    sodamnsleepy
    14 Crack-Ups
  19. America: Classy
    grafton
    14 Crack-Ups
  20. And this is how Saddam evaded capture for over two years.
    yesno
    12 Crack-Ups
  21. I'll never do LSD on the 4th of July again.
    BadMalanga
    12 Crack-Ups
  22. Today we celebrate our...Tindependence Day!
    joeyc
    12 Crack-Ups
  23. Sometimes, I actually hate freedom.
    SenorSty
    11 Crack-Ups
  24. Bender gets citizenship
    hoodafa-kizit
    10 Crack-Ups
  25. On July 4, 2008, the air vents became sentient.
    Ken Buddha
    9 Crack-Ups
  26. The Scientologists enter their candidate for the US presidential election
    dazam
    9 Crack-Ups
  27. It was only a matter of time before some corporate asshole invented a vending machine that dispenses patriotism. Ironically it was made in China.
    Jenna_Tullwortz
    9 Crack-Ups
  28. I want YOU for my army of poorly constructed robots.
    Ken Buddha
    7 Crack-Ups
  29. Americabot's flag-boner drew the ire of parents.
    jonnyt
    7 Crack-Ups
  30. MacGyver escapes another tight spot using scrap metal and some old 4th of July decorations. The Groucho glasses are just because he was feeling cheeky.
    BigPineDan
    7 Crack-Ups
  31. Nobody will be laughing when this baby gets airborne.
    Hamper
    7 Crack-Ups
  32. "It's not just you Wall-e, I have feelings too!"
    rhhausen
    6 Crack-Ups
  33. BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD BABYLON!!!
    yesno
    6 Crack-Ups
  34. A photo to remind our brave robots what they're fighting for.
    grggary
    6 Crack-Ups
  35. A brilliant portrayal of corporate america
    KevinG
    6 Crack-Ups
  36. Captain America's half brother puts the "CAN" in "AMERICAN"
    minivanmonkey
    5 Crack-Ups
  37. After GI Joe's horrific accident, the only part that they managed to save was his heart.
    joeyc
    5 Crack-Ups
  38. This time my craption's gonna win!
    rkhessel
    5 Crack-Ups
  39. All your base are belong to AMERICA!
    opethian
    5 Crack-Ups
  40. It was a cleverly disguised weapon of mass distraction.
    joeyc
    5 Crack-Ups
  41. Unlike a real politician, this is full of cold air.
    scantron04
    5 Crack-Ups
  42. That JP and Jeff craption is stranger than the photo.
    maple_man
    5 Crack-Ups
  43. "They picnic went off without a hitch... until the novelty statue slaughtered everybody."* *Saturday Evening Post- July 1952
    BigPineDan
    5 Crack-Ups
  44. Am i the only one who does not get the My name is J.P I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.
    bobajob
    5 Crack-Ups
  45. The Jeff and J.P. craption sucks. STOP BUMPING IT UP!
    Barney
    5 Crack-Ups
  46. The fact that some one summited "a" and its higher then my first craption is horrible.
    steven
    5 Crack-Ups
  47. "Jeff: [imitating J.P..." WTF?! "...Well I love America."??? Something is completely fucked up here. Aren't these supposed to be FUNNY? This site is being RUINED.
    grggary
    5 Crack-Ups
  48. Patriotbot was kind of lame.
    Bell110
    4 Crack-Ups
  49. Project Mayhem really went down hill since the death of robert paulson...
    robert_paulson
    4 Crack-Ups