Craptions Classics July 03, 2008

Doctor Robotnik celebrates his sex change during Emerald Hill Zone's Pride Parade.

Grauwall

Other Craptions

"Has anyone seen my son? He had a swan sticking out of his crotch!"

mellowd

Sweet Lady Liberty drives her justice machine to confront the terrorists.

Baelwulf

"It's a hybrid! It runs on solar power and Elton John's music!"

BigPineDan

It's obvious she drives that to compensate for her huge penis.

Stretch

Nothing epitomizes the decades-long struggle for equality and gay rights better than a fat, Lady Liberty drag queen driving a tit-shaped semi built from spare VW parts. Feel the pride...

GeeGee

...and when there were enough of them to be unstoppable, the Roombas attacked.

CavalierX

All your gays are belong to us.

mellowd

"Wow that's amazing! What did you use to make it?" "VW Beetle body panels, an unused Zamboni, and my last shreds of dignity."

Mike Huang

If you're going to increase your carbon footprint, you might as well be a complete tranny shitshow about it.

Grauwall

"Mythbusters" successfully proves that there was an automotive concept worse than the PT Cruiser.

BigPineDan

The new "Scrubbing Bubbles" street cleaner makes it's debut in Detroilet.

Ed_Gein

Prom Dresses of the Future.

HeywoodJablowme

This obviously has something to do with scientology

soldier39

"Hello, This is Olga." "Hi Olga, I'm having a block party, my street needs to be cleaned, my gay friends are bored, and my mirror ball just broke!" "I'll be right over."

Priapism
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