Other Craptions

"Has anyone seen my son? He had a swan sticking out of his crotch!"

Sweet Lady Liberty drives her justice machine to confront the terrorists.

"It's a hybrid! It runs on solar power and Elton John's music!"

It's obvious she drives that to compensate for her huge penis.

Nothing epitomizes the decades-long struggle for equality and gay rights better than a fat, Lady Liberty drag queen driving a tit-shaped semi built from spare VW parts. Feel the pride...

All your gays are belong to us.

...and when there were enough of them to be unstoppable, the Roombas attacked.

"Wow that's amazing! What did you use to make it?" "VW Beetle body panels, an unused Zamboni, and my last shreds of dignity."

If you're going to increase your carbon footprint, you might as well be a complete tranny shitshow about it.

"Mythbusters" successfully proves that there was an automotive concept worse than the PT Cruiser.

The new "Scrubbing Bubbles" street cleaner makes it's debut in Detroilet.

Prom Dresses of the Future.

This obviously has something to do with scientology

The gay-liens land in San Francisco.

"Hello, This is Olga." "Hi Olga, I'm having a block party, my street needs to be cleaned, my gay friends are bored, and my mirror ball just broke!" "I'll be right over."

"Nice ride, mister. Does it come in hetero?"

The Final Cylon is revealed.

Tell em Large Marge sent ya.

EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!

Chuck the drag queen waits anxiously for the crowds to flee in terror from his "Fantas-tank!".

"Why won't anyone join my convoy? C'monnnnn....Ain't she a beautiful sight?"

It was time to pull out the neuralizers and sunglasses. The citizens had seen too much.

Unable to conquer the Earth by force, the Daleks have fallen to entering a float in the 4th of July parade.

Do you love me now Dad?!!

R2-D2's older brother was the bigger and stronger of the 2 but he would never be the same after their father disowned him for being a raging gaybot!

I'm here, I steer, get used to it you fucking pieces of heterosexual shits.

Roomba: Ultimate Vengeance

In 2008, the number of people killed by absurd vehicles skyrocketed.

Not Shown: Aerial shot that makes it look like a puckered anus.

3rd of July parades just aren't the same.

Transformers, more than meets the Queer Eye!

The San Fransisco Streets Department unveils the first of it's new fleet of street cleaners.

Nothing says liberty like fuel inefficiency and poorly-thought-out construction.

PUNCH BUGGY!

"ha..ha...fairy god-mother, very funny.."

"Spider Man! Face me in my Zamboni of Doom! For I am the Orphan Grinder!"

The real tragedy is that the cost of fuel will prevent tina from showing off her new dress at prom.

Peterbuilts Concept trucks are somewhat lacking this year.

Pixar and Disney already working on WALL-E 2.

that's a huge bitch!

Someone is trying to compensate for something. But we've absolutely no idea WHAT, exactly.

CARNIVAL OUT OF SEASON: President of Brasil demonstrates first Biodiesel car on the streets of Rio.

This is why most folks don't cotton to lesbian truckers...

Making a beautiful swan dress and now building this? Man, this guy's on a roll.

Laura soon realised that, without at least 2 more tires, the scraping sound wasn't going to go away anytime soon

Lady Liberty loved to wave to the crowds, but the decision to exclude a seatbelt would prove unwise (and grisly) after the pileup with the Johnsonville High marching band.

The Jolly Green Giant called... he wants his jello mold back.

Pimp my Motorized Jello was a very popular show.

When street sweepers come out of the closet.