Other Craptions

Tragically, the ugly duckling became an even uglier swan.

Steve was never invited to another PETA fundraiser.

That effectively ruined my day. Fuck.

Bjork's retarded brother, Djork.

He's giving birth. And no one's even trying to help.

Wait till later when he chokes the chicken.

And this is why you tell your kids to suppress those feelings.

Long Duck Dong twenty years after Sixteen Candles. And he still had a better career than Anthony Michael Hall.

A swan walks into a doctor's office and says, "Hey Doc, can you get this ugly guy off my ass!"

IS that a stuffed swan head in your tutu or are you just happy to see me?

Today, Bjork was spotted trying to bring back an old look. It still didn't work.

Larry: "What is that Costume supposed to be?" Kevin: "A beautiful swan." Larry: "And why did you pick your eyebrows?" Kevin: "I said a BEAUTIFUL swan."

Afrac!!

Dude, your bird is totally hanging out.

Dick Cheney licked his lips, shouldered his shotgun. This one was going in the trophy room.

Beauty and the Beastiality

Dear son, All is forgiven. Come home. Love, Mum.

With his recent "Swan Princess" collection, Chin Lao took "transvestite chic" to a whole new level.

Two onlookers discuss the situation: Tom: "I'd say... about 3 beers." Andy: "Only 3?" Tom: "Hey... I'm lonely."

Strangly the swan had the most shocked expression out of everyone

The poor girl behind him is just three seconds away from the most embarassing moment of her life.

William Hung presents "Swan Lake"

DO NOT ask him to lay an egg.

"Take a gander at what's good for the goose."

After straining his middle finger from overuse, Alex realized there was a more efficient way to flip people the bird.

This was one plate of Peking Duck that nobody was going to try.

The only way you can make Swan Lake and ballet any gayer.

"Is that a swan in your tutu or are you just... Oh, it's just a swan."

Rod Hull and His Emu: The Disturbing Years

Wow, Courtney Love is looking a lot better these days.

The 'pious and dignified' look is fine for work, but during 'off duty' hours the Pope likes to live a little.

A buck for a duck. A duck for a fuck. And fifty bucks for a fucked up duck. This... Priceless.

After months of hype and intrigue, the 'Sesame Street' team finally launched their 'spin off' porn channel.

The goose didn't understand what he was agreeing to when Steve offered to help him 'go south for the winter'

Xu Xaio finally found a reason to wear his swan outfit in public. But things really got awkward when Danny arrived wearing the exact same thing! What a Faux Pas!

Dave wildly misinterpreted the concept of goose stepping at the Nazi rally.

Ok, now I need therapy. Thanks Cracked

The black guy not pictured was wearing a giraffe.

They say that he cums Soy Sauce too.

Look at the size of that beak!

"Yeah, you know the fairy tale about kissing the frog? Don't fuck a swan... It doesn't turn out well."

Affuck!!!

It's actually a dick warmer. They work great.

The foreman soon regretted not being more specific in placing his ad for a "crane operator"

Billy "The Swan" Lake was finding tough to break into the "WWE"

Only a shadow of his former self, Bobby the Ballerina now had to keep his swan neck up by means of Viagra strings.

Cluck Cluck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, ding dang an orangutan, an orgy at the zoo.

everytime you use multiple accounts to vote your own caption up god turns a model into this.

The community grew suspicious when Doug tried to teach his scout troop "Duck Duck Goose."