Craptions Classics July 02, 2008

A picture for the troops to remind them what we're fighting for.

Roland1232

Other Craptions

Tragically, the ugly duckling became an even uglier swan.

CavalierX

That effectively ruined my day. Fuck.

Frozen.Nomad

Steve was never invited to another PETA fundraiser.

GeeGee

Bjork's retarded brother, Djork.

DrTom

He's giving birth. And no one's even trying to help.

mellowd

Wait till later when he chokes the chicken.

Ed_Gein

And this is why you tell your kids to suppress those feelings.

Grauwall

Long Duck Dong twenty years after Sixteen Candles. And he still had a better career than Anthony Michael Hall.

TheSicilian

A swan walks into a doctor's office and says, "Hey Doc, can you get this ugly guy off my ass!"

tjoister

IS that a stuffed swan head in your tutu or are you just happy to see me?

tjoister

Today, Bjork was spotted trying to bring back an old look. It still didn't work.

kaffro

Larry: "What is that Costume supposed to be?" Kevin: "A beautiful swan." Larry: "And why did you pick your eyebrows?" Kevin: "I said a BEAUTIFUL swan."

Messy

Dude, your bird is totally hanging out.

kaffro
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