Other Craptions

Although they had good wood, the Mayans were notorious for coming fast.

This time...Gilligan's ass was theirs.

Centuries ago, the first Choppers required days of actual chopping.

2 Fast 2 Incan

If you can readum this... the bitch has fallen off and has ascended to great spirit.

Mel Gibson presents "Bikealypto"

Hi I'm Jaguar Tail and welcome to Jackass!

Wood CHiPS

then they got small pox and died.

Harley-Davidson have been quick to respond to rising gas prices.

Braking was always an adventure. You never knew when you'd get a splinter in the sack.

In this episode of South American Chopper...

Aztec-nology is making some bold advances these days.

Laugh all you want. At 5 bucks a gallon, I wish I had one.

No, it's not Yours! It's Mayan!!

So I guess it is universal...No one can get laid on a scooter.

Fast and the Furious: Mayan Drift

What's the rush? We have a reservation.

Born to be mild.

Sure the Spaniards played a major part in the demise of the Aztecs, but their predilection for racing wooden scooters without any protective gear didn't help.

Not pictured: the team with the square wheels.

This time, Indiana Jones would not escape.

"Altazar, stop making the engine noises. Show a little dignity."

-Whose motorcycle is this? -It' a wooden chopper baby. -Whose wooden chopper is this? -Zed's. -Who is Zed? -Zed's dead, baby, Zed is dead.

Uneasy Rider.

"Hurry on Zactlac! We'll be late for the human sacrifice!"

"Quaticha, are the metal demons still behind us?" "The hell if I'm looking!"

Mayan midlife crisis.

Geeks exist in every culture.

Cop: Do you know why I stopped you? Mayan: No? Cop: Because you're riding a fucking tree.

Your next car in Barack Obama's America!

Just around the next bend is a bunch of Spanish conquistadors in a tank.

"I would totally look like Ghost Rider if I lit this shit on fire, you'd be totally jealous." "I hate you so much right now Larry."

Yabba Dabba Don't.

Two men, one passion, one road. Ang Lee and Fox Searchlight presents 'Brokeback Mountain-bikers'.

Mel Gibsons' latest crap...Mad Max Maya.

Unaffected by the rising costs of fuel, the Mayans could spend all their wages on fashion instead.

Thanks MTV for pimping ma ride

Powered by beating hearts ripped from victims at Mayan convience stores.

"Hurry, we've got to get on line as soon as we can this morning to build up the votes for our own craptions!"

Mayan Theft Auto.

Tron 1800 B.C.

"Live to ride. Ride to live. Pray to Virachocha you won't have to stop quickly."

5 years from now, Mountain Dew will be sponsoring this and it will be on ESPN2.

It's only fun until someone's skirt gets caught in the wheel.

The new 2056 Yamaha Eco-light High Mileage Scooter. Wooden you want one?

"...and the best part is, it gets over 50 miles per gallon!" "Err... gallon of what?" "..."

Eric Estrada tries to pitch his new "CHiPs" idea to Mel Gibson.

This is what the natives do when the outsiders aren't watching.