I need the one at the bottom.
"The Easy Guide to Windows Vista" volumes 1-124
Hey, one book is out of place. Is that due to random mutation or intelligent design?
I've done it! I've created the perfect DNA model that unlocks all the secrets we've been waiting for! Now I just need to call the university and the media. Hey, does anyone know where the. . . oh fuck.
Larry wasn't happy that he was told to stack the books. He smiled because they didn't say HOW to stack them.
If they built that while I was on hold, maybe my call really wasn't all that important to them.
The DNA styled phone book quickly fell out of popularity and use due to the fact that it only covered letters A, T, C, and G.
Stephen Hawking's DNA.
"You're right, Ray. No human would stack books like this."
Finally, an actual use for phone books.
"Well detective, it seems like the burglars got in through the roof...and then somehow found a way to leave the same way."
Wow! All along the cure for cancer was hidden in the Topeka phone book...
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