Other Craptions

"The Easy Guide to Windows Vista" volumes 1-124

Hey, one book is out of place. Is that due to random mutation or intelligent design?

I've done it! I've created the perfect DNA model that unlocks all the secrets we've been waiting for! Now I just need to call the university and the media. Hey, does anyone know where the. . . oh fuck.

Larry wasn't happy that he was told to stack the books. He smiled because they didn't say HOW to stack them.

If they built that while I was on hold, maybe my call really wasn't all that important to them.

The DNA styled phone book quickly fell out of popularity and use due to the fact that it only covered letters A, T, C, and G.

Stephen Hawking's DNA.

Somebody's fired.

"You're right, Ray. No human would stack books like this."

Finally, an actual use for phone books.

"Well detective, it seems like the burglars got in through the roof...and then somehow found a way to leave the same way."

Bookstore Jenga. Bookstore Jenga? Bookstore Jenga!!

What the breakfast club really did on Saturday.

Wow! All along the cure for cancer was hidden in the Topeka phone book...

Stairway to Geekdom

Books of Scientology UNITE!!!

Financing "art" like this is why I pay ten cents a fucking minute.

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...all work and no play make Jack a dull boy..all work and no play make Jack a dull boy...all work

this is one of those team building exercises that ends with me bringing a fire arm to the workplace

The only way of making poetry interesting?

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OMG! AT+T DNA!

Although intricate and lovely, no one would suspect the sculptor only worked during nights and weekends on the project.

This is what happens when librarians get bored.

HD-DVD support centers have to pass the time somehow.

Giggity. The original.

After months of planning, nobody took into account Betty's habit of kicking her cubicle wall over...

Can anyone spell "office virgin"?

If James D. Watson ended up being a librarian instead of a molecular biologist...

"Yeah, and fuck your TPS reports, too!"

Stairway to Boredom

Scientists pondered over the sculpture as a suggestion of the human genome project and the simple delineation of populations in contrast to the location on this matrix...but it turned out that Eugene was just really bored.

"Bob, as your manager, I feel you're not utilizing your time well."

They're right. The new D&D will be way easier to understand.

"You know, I think it was a great decision to make that autistic guy a janitor. Everything is always clean and and put away....oh shit........"

The biology club spent 8 hours buliding this, unfortunately it took 15 seconds for some jock to come and kick the table over

Most of you don't seem to care, but after one library day a BookNA Polymerase will replicate this into two spires, after two days four spires, and after two month we'll be covered in phone books.

This new Ikea bookcase leaves a lot to be desired

The only way nerds can reproduce...

WOW, books in a fucking spiral. Let me guess. . . DNA, boredom, jenga, pick one and make a joke. . .

Oh those crazy art class kids!

Book Worms.

At first, I thought my doctor diagnosed me with ATT...

No officer, we're all just call center agents here. There was no sign that he was about to go gun crazy... except maybe one. He didn't stack his Tower of Doom in alphabetical order.

Evolution rears it's head once more as the Dewey Decimal System evoles in the DNA System.

Unsupervised office workers just can't help themselves.

The new phone books - including, yellow pages, blue pages and the DNA codes for each and every resident.

I guess they ran out of Legos.

Pictured: The DNA strand from a 411 information operator.