Craptions Classics June 29, 2008

I swear to God, I will never go into a sex shop in Europe again.

DesertEagle

Other Craptions

It took several years before Hasbro's gene-splicing efforts successfully created a Mr. Potato Head.

Grauwall

Ever wondered why you can't see inside cartons of Sunny Delight?

outdoortype

"Excuse me, I'm trying to find some Pickled Alien Roots...?" "Oh, you'll find that in aisle 9: The Nightmare-Inducing Fucked-Up Aisle."

Boonehams

They were the best Supremes tribute band on all of Xarglacma 12.

Mr_K_Twig

How Cracked writers are born.

madamadam

The first rule about Hair Club is, you don't talk about Hair Club.

Hamper

I have no idea what these are but I will bet $100 the chinese think they increase your libido.

grantsean

"Professor, I can't eat all of that!?!" "Well then, Good News... it's a suppository!"

pizzamogul

What do you mean they ATE your control group?

dante

this is were asians come from

road221

Chinese Root Beer.

mellowd

Ted Kennedy's brain tumors were far more extensive than the media was lead to believe.

GeeGee

... and so concludes our tour of the Red Bull factory.

specie

Sorry, but does Weight Watchers count this as a bread, meat or vegetable?

CavalierX
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